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==Roster Description==
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! Player !! Description
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| Rye Bread|| The most delicious bread in my opinion. And apparently western counties don't have it. How?
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| Poorest || Latvia is the most poorest country in the Eurozone. I see that joining the euro currency really helped us (not really).
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| Remove Communism || Lenin promised Latvia independence if they would fight against the Czar. A year later he broke that promise by attempting to invade the territory and create a puppet government, he failed. In 1940 Stalin gave an ultimatum and succeeded. NEVER AGAIN.
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| Latvian Legion || People fueled by hatred towards the communists joined the ranks of the Legion to get revenge for their land and family. SIEG HEIL!
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| Gulag for you ||  34,000 people were sent on a vacation to Siberia.
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| Livonian Order || Oh you don't want to accept Christianity, fine WE WILL CONQUER YOUR ASSES. DEUS VULT!
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| WHERE? || "Is it in Latin America?" - a way to trigger a Latvian.
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| Potato || The most consumed vegetable in Latvia, even so that foreigners started to make jokes about it.
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| Non-citizen || Give voting rights. No I don't want to learn the language, history and culture of people.
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| Not Russian || "You are Slavs right?" -  Also a way to trigger a Latvian.
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| Karlis Ulmanis ||  Was a Latvian nationalist, who espoused the slogan "Latvia for Latvians" which meant that Latvia was to be a Latvian nation state, not a multinational state with traditional Baltic German elites and Jewish entrepreneurial class. You could say he is the Donald Trump of Latvia. Organized a military coup and succeeded due ineffectiveness of the parliament, made a cult of personality of himself and during his rule the country experienced an economic boom.
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| /balt/ || A terrible place that you should visit.
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| The Baltic Way|| The most effective way to to fight communism is to make a line of people expanding through 3 nation capitals.
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| Fuck Putin || Latvians really don't like him for obvious reasons.
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| German Barons || Oh is this your land? Now I own the land and you.
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| FUCK THIS COUNTRY || Latvia regained independence in 1990. 25 years have passed and the country lost 10% of its population. Most of them went to Western countries to find a better life.
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| Ostland || Thank you freeing us form those communist pigs, yes we also hate the Jews, lets kill them all.
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| Not Austria || "You are from Austria right?" - another way to trigger a Latvian, since the flags look similar.
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| Occupied-reoccupied || During its history Latvia was occupied by the Germans, then by the polish, then by the Swedish, then by polish again, then swedes, polish and Russians, then by Russians and Swedish, then by the Russians,then by the Germans, independence, soviets, nazis, soviets, independence.
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| Latvian Riflemen || Were formed during during WW1 to fight the Germans. Fueled by hatred toward the German Barons and wanted to get of German Baron rule. FOR THE CZAR!
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| LSSR || Stalin gives Latvians his new hot mix-tape that hes been preparing.
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|BACON BUNS || A very delicious pastry that Latvians enjoy. Wait, Western countries don't have them. WHAT?
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| VODKA LOVE || From Slavs we inherited the love for alcohol. " EY Janis its the day of the Construction Worker, lets drink for that".
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Revision as of 12:58, 21 August 2017

/latvia/
Tēvzemei un Brīvībai
Latvia logo.png
/latvia/ - Latvija
Founded 18 November, 1918
Manager Raimonds Vējonis
Owner European Union
IRL manager JunoIvanovich !!pRLnAqrt9vP
Team color
HEX color 800000
Blood red
Top scorer ()
Top assister ()
Captain Karlis Ulmanis
Website /latvia/ - Latvija
Nickname The Yuropoors, The Potatoheads, Russian Bitches...
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
Biggest defeat
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
First match
TBD TBD icon.png – TBD icon.png TBD
Team music
Anthem Dievs, svētī Latviju - roka versija
Victory Anthem Gacho - Spriditis
Goalhorn Reigani - Tere Tere Traktor
Karlis Ulmanis Goalhorn Zem Mūsu Kājām - Anthem of the Latvian SS Divisions
Not Russian Goalhorn Bandit Radio - S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Clear Sky
Kits


Latvia tactical export: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0BwhiFyhq_wyfaXVKTVBPd2VRSk0/view?usp=sharing/view

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/58609rLK

Introduction

Welcome to the small country of Latvia. NO POTATO JOKES or I'll stab you.

Potato.png

Roster

No. Position Player
2
  GK
Rye Bread
1
  CB
Yuropoor
92
  CB
Remove Communism
44
  RB
Latvian SS Legion
49
  LB
Gulag for you
13
  CMF
Livonian Order
7
  CMF
WHERE?
12
  AMF
Potato
90
  DMF
Gib vote rights
14
  SS
Not Slavs
36
  CF
Karlis Ulmanis
No. Position Player
4
  GK
The Baltic way
89
  LB
/balt/
15
  RB
Fuck Putin
50
  CB
German Barons
16
  CB
>Moving to the UK
17
  CB
ITS CROPS SEASON MOTHERFUCKER
10
  DMF
Not Austria
40
  CMF
NATO pls protect
17
  CMF
Latvian Riflemen
45
  AMF
LSSR
22
  DMF
BACON BUNS
23
  CMF
Hektors

Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
Spetember 2, 2016 Sco icon.png /sco/ Multinational Bowl 5-2 L Goal 12' Livonian Order
Goal 18' Not Russian
September 4, 2016 Fr icon.png /fr/ Multinational Bowl 1-3 L Booked 82' German Barons
Goal 77' Vodka Love
September 9, 2016 Kanto icon.png /kanto/ Multinational Bowl 4-2 W Karlis Umanis Goal 8', 11'
Non-Citizen Goal 32'
Not Russian Goal 81'
September 10, 2016 Csa icon.png /csa/ Multinational Bowl 4-0 L Booked 71', Yellow cardRed card 77' Livonian Order
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