/pol/ Roster

This is the roster of players for /pol/.

Statistics are incomplete and begun at the 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup due to lack of archived data.

"Hitler is great!"

— DrBorisG

DrBorisG before /pol/'s game againt /sp/ in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup

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Pos.	Picture	No.	Name	Description
GK		99	Archive It	"Let's archive it" - Nordbot
GK		0	Issam Zahreddine	Formerly the major general of the Syrian Arab Army in besieged Deir-ez-Zor, Issam (also referred to affectionately as "the Druze Beast") became a national hero for his bravery and resilience, defending his city from the (((Islamic State))) for over three whole years relying on airdrops alone, and fighting alongside his men. However, the legend of Issam ended when he was killed by a land mine shortly after the siege was lifted; while he has been immortalized on /pol/s Syria general (/sg/), on this team he follows in his leader Assad's footsteps as a goalkeeper for the board.
LB		69	Memeball	A meme best associated with the anarcho-capitalist presence on /pol/, it is most often used depicting strawmans associated with the ideology (i.e. killing your neighbor with a child slave army because he violated the NAP by looking onto your property, bending the light waves by the Observer effect), but is also seen regarding other ideologies, nation, 4chan boards, etc. The memeball is the primary representative of /pol/s /ancap/ general, and makes up the majority of that general's team in the /pol/league.
CB			Dodge Challenger	With /pol/ looking for more iconic defenders, the team turned went the /o/ route and instead of recruiting a stupid Miata, Twingo, or 80s Toyota Corolla, they got an American muscle car legend. The Challenger, famous on /pol/ for running down a horde of antifa during the Charlottesville #UnitetheRight rally in 2017, is a new fan favorite, and stands to protect /pol/ against defeat and degeneracy on the field; all 305 horsepower of it. Driven by James Alex Fields, Jr.
CB		8	DEUS VULT	Participating in the Crusades, European knights have been long revered by /pol/s Christian community for removing kebab before it was cool. Commissioned by Pope Urban II, these heroes want nothing more than to retake the Holy Land, namely the city of Jerusalem. Driven forward by their calls of DEUS VULT, (or "god wills it"), the knights's everlasting presence as a defender for /pol/ cannot be understated, as all Muslims cower before their feet. Si Deus Pro Nobis, Quis Contras Nos?
CB		24	AfD-Chan	While modern-day Germany is a very cucked nation, the people of the once-great Reich have taken steps towards the right once more with the rise in popularity of political party Alternative for Deutschland (AfD). While the party has suffered many schisms, it performed very well in the country's elections in 2017, and is currently the third strongest party in the Fatherland. Supporters of the party have affectionately made an anime character as a symbol for the alt-right, identitarianism, and nationalism.
LB		68	Dindu Nuffin	Whether it be the actions of young black future scientists such as Trayvon Martin, Michael Brown, or Rodney King, the black community always stands by their side in solidarity against the evil police officers of WHITE AMERICA. These poor souls did nothing wrong, went to church every week, and were 5.0 students in school, and it must be known that black lives do indeed matter. While teammates such as Moonman may dislike Dindu's presence on the team, our inclusion of him reflects /pol/s acceptance of diversity and rejection of racism in all forms.
CB		73	Little Rocket Man Kim	The supreme ruler of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, Kim Jong-un is unique on the team for he is one of the few communist members in /pol/ team history. An avid fan of nuclear power, basketball, and fetish porn, the son of Kim Jong-il looks to finally establish to the world that he has AUTHORITY. While Kim's inexperience is notable on the team as well as the political sphere, he is tasked with representing the final great totalitarian dictatorship in the world.
CB		23	Alex Jones	A prominent conspiracy theorist and water filter merchant based out of Austin, Texas, Alex Jones is the leader of InfoWars, a media outlet that pushes alternative news and looks to protect free speech, patriotism, and freedom. Fueled by Super Male Vitality and Brain Force, Alex features superior testosterone levels and brain functionality on the field, and has vowed to protect /pol/ against human-animal hybrids and gay frogs. His fervor towards fighting the globalists is unmatched, and the Rothschilds should most certainly be afraid.
CB		55	Ben Garrison	A prominent anti-Semite and leader of the American Nazi Party's Ministry of Public Enlightenment, "Zyklon Ben" Garrison is a long-standing member of the team, silently providing his superior propaganda value to the team as a defender. Off the field, he is credited with creating great political cartoons targeting the left, which has earned him great fame in the eyes of /pol/lacks. While he insists that he is a libertarian and not a National Socialists, if you look behind the facade, you will find that he is full 14/88.
RB			Truck of Peace	Not satisfied with just adding the Dodge Challenger to the team, /pol/ called upon its connections with the Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant, and was able to rent out one of the jihadi group's own Trucks of Peace, responsible for numerous terrorist attacks in Europe, where the truck has been used to run down numerous infidels. While the inclusion of the truck is certainly controversial, it reflects the European will to submit to Islam as well as the front grill of a Renault Midium cargo truck, an issue that /pol/ is definitely interested in.
DMF		45	Donald Trump	Arguably one of the greatest figures in /pol/ history, billionaire, real estate mogul, and TV star Donald J. Trump became the poster-child of /pol/ and the alt-right as a whole after winning the United States 2016 presidential election on a platform of nationalism, anti-globalism, and populism. Aided by /pol/s superior meme-making army, Trump would pull off one of the greatest upsets in American political history, defeating Democratic nominee Hillary Clinton. As a result, DJT is one of the most popular players on /pol/, as he looks to make the 4chan cup great again. #MAGA
CMF		2	The Bogdanoffs	Thanks to the secrecy of these elusive French twins, you may need a quick rundown of why and how they control our world. While you can always ask a generous /pol/lack, let it be known that the Rothschilds do indeed bow down to the Bogdanoffs and their special powers. Their music is known for its meditative qualities, as it allows for an individual to become "bogpilled", which is considered to be the final pill, and the hardest pill to swallow. While we may not know the intentions of the Bogdanoffs, we can only hope that they are good.
CMF		6	Jews	OY VEY! A veteran member of the /pol/ team, Jews, a god-tier shekel-collector, represents the one and only tribe of Zion in the 4chan cup. While Jews's loyalty to the team is often called into question, it is sure that as long as he is given his shekels, the Merchant will never fail to deliver. A /pol/ fan favorite, and an eternal meme thanks to his player design, legend has it that his nose increases in size with every goal he scores. OY GEVALT! SHUT IT DOWN!!!
AMF		88	Hitler	The Führer himself. An artist, vegetarian, non-smoker, animal lover, and political icon, since 2012, Papa Adolf has extended his greatness into football. The heart and soul of /pol/, Hitler has proven that he is not just a great person, but a great athlete, being the 2nd highest scorer in the team's history. Energizing /pol/s loyal fanbase, a fan cannot resist going full fash as he races past the defense, outwitting the goalkeeper like he outwitted the French in 1940 to lead us towards greatness. SIEG HEIL!!!! 卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐卐
DMF		59	Assad	The leader of the Syrian Arab Republic since 2000, and long-time /pol/ goalkeeper, Bashar al-Assad is a legend in the /pol/ community, namely its Syria general (/sg/). Taking the fight directly to the (((Islamic State))), peaceful moderate rebels, and the K*rds, Assad has shown his love for his nation, resisting (((Western))) influence with the help of his buddy Vladimir Putin. The veteran continues to contribute to the team, now in the midfield, and proving to everyone that YOU CANNOT MOSSAD THE ASSAD.
DMF		77	Breivik	Norwegian national socialist who was the holder of the mass killing high score for years after gunning down a left-wing indoctrination camp. Fortunately, since Norway is cucked and has a very lenient prison system, /pol/ is able to rent out Breivik's services, and as a result he has been a long-standing member of the team. A true hero and defender of a free Europe, Breivik continues to stand in solidarity with national socialism against globalist and communist incursion.
CMF		12	Doompaul	One of /pol/s classic memes, Doompaul is one the original members of /pol/ in the 4chan cup, leading the team back during his peak in 2012. Based on 2012 Republican presidential nominee and staunch libertarian Ron Paul, the OG continues to serve the team to this day, warning us all that "we truly could have prevented this" and that "it's happening". While Doompaul's role has greatly diminished over the years, his presence serves as a testament to the roots of this great team.
CMF		1	Madman Hyde	American comedian responsible for LITERALLY every single mass shooting in recent history. Whether it be mowing down churchgoers in Texas, you can count on CNN to report that the madman was involved. While we all know that he will strike again, the same question stands: CAN HE EVER BE STOPPED? Tends to make sporadic public appearances, scaring the hell out of those who know his true identity, and is often seen holding a Kalashnikov rifle, preparing for his next massacre. Spends his free time as a midfielder for /pol/, striking even on the field.
AMF		7	Peaceful Buddhist	A newcomer to the /pol/ team, the peaceful buddhist made a name for himself in Myanmar after honing his inner-Serbia to remove kebab en masse. Wiping out a ton of Rohingya Muslims in mid-2017, he has garnered the anger of the international community, namely the (((UN))) for resisting Islamic incursion. His actions have shown that Buddhists are willing to defeat the religion of peace, and that Christians are indeed the most cucked religion in the present day. The Buddha must be proud.
SS		14	Stormfront	This perfect Aryan male, representative of the now-defunct white nationalist internet community Stormfront, has long been the most successful member of /pol/, standing alongside his hero Hitler since the team's creation. A recipient of two Golden Boot awards and team franchise leader in goals scored, the veteran will always be loved by the /pol/ community for being such a devastating weapon out on the field.
CF		18	Moonman	The newest face to break out on the /pol/ scene, Moonman began his career as a mascot for American fast-food giant McDonalds' late-night menu selections. However, after he fell out of favor with the company, he decided to become a meme, speaking out in favor of white supremacy by using music. His rap abilities have made him one of the most beloved figures on the board, with his music being played almost ubiquitously by /pol/lacks, and featured as his goal horn here in the 4chan cup. "Moonman, Moonman can't you see, spics and niggers need to hang from trees and I just love your racist way, that's why their mom is so black and you're so great."
SS		10	Zimmerman	A normal American man, who became the subject of many of /pol/s threads after he shot a black teenager in self-defense. Utilizing Florida's "Stand Your Ground" Law, Zimmerman was acquitted, prompting massive rage from the black community in America, and lolz from /pol/. While Zimmerman still appears in the news sporadically for getting involved in local fights, he spends most of his free time playing for /pol/ in the 4chan cup, making it eternally known that you CAN'T FLIM FLAM THE ZIM ZAM and CAN'T SIMMER THE ZIMMER.

Retired Players

Pos.	Picture	#	Name	Description
GK		99	BUILD WALL	First brought to life by President Donald Trump on the campaign trail in 2016, BUILD WALL keeps out dirty Mexican illegal aliens from entering the United States. However, since the wall has not been built yet, and the wall was partly responsible for a torrid 2016 season for the /pol/ team, he was retired going into 2017, being replaced by Nordbot. Deport them all.
GK		0	Not An Argument	The go-to catchphrase for Canadian libertarian YouTuber Stefan Molyneux. Whether you may take on the eternal Molymeme with arguments on why roads are good, taxes need to be raised, or even something as stupid as saying children cannot have consensual sex with an adult, you can always expect your rhetoric to be instantly BTFO by those three words. Unfortunately for Molyneux, /sg/ seems to have a monopoly on goalkeeping spots on the team, and his tenure as substitute keeper ended pretty quickly.
GK			CTR	A shoddy JIDF ripoff created by the Hillary Clinton campaign and her (((donors))) during the 2016 presidential election as a means of combating Trump's hordes of autistic /pol/lacks and their memes. Paid to shill, their actions were quickly revealed, and for the rest of the election they became a running gag to refer to anyone that shitposted against the Donald. After Trump's victory in the election, the shitposting disappeared, signifying CTR's defeat, and withdrawal from the /pol/ universe.
GK			JIDF	The OG shill organization, the JIDF, or Jewish Internet Defense Force, was a shilling-for-shekels outfit designed to combat internet Nazis, namely those frequented /pol/. While the JIDF was important in the board's earlier days, they have fallen out of the limelight in recent years, and their long-standing tenure as /pol/s goalkeeper came to an end in 2016. Leading the Fight Against Antisemitism & Terrorism. Coordinating Concerned Citizens Globally. Promoting Israel, Jewish Pride, Knowledge, and Unity. But more importantly keeping the /pol/ goal-net safe from those racist racist goals.
GK			Dorner	YOU CAN'T CORNER THE DORNER. Not with a large manhunt, not with shots on goal.
LB		1	HWNDU	In protest to the election of Donald Trump as President of the United States in 2016, many (((Hollywood))) actors, including the incredibly famous and mentally sane Shia LaBeouf protested the ascension of such a racist, bigoted, homophobe. Shia proceeded to start a campaign titled "He Will Not Divide Us" which was immediately ruined when /pol/lacks raided the public spaces the protests were being held. Such persistence resulted in the arrest of Shia when he hurled racial slurs at some black guy. RIP
CB		11	Redpill	If you take the redpill there is no going back. Your mind will be opened up to shocking revelations, such as the fact that Hitler Did Nothing Wrong, the Earth is flat, Hillary Clinton is a reptilian, and that (((they))) control everything. Obviously based on the Matrix, this concept is used ad nauseam by various right-wing groups, and is still in use today. However the meme is not nearly resonant enough to earn a spot on /pol/s team.
CB		16	Keep Me Posted	A common saying on /pol/ in regards to making sure one keeps another up with certain current events and happenings.
CB		15	Free Helicopter Rides	Quite possibly the greatest moments in anti-communist history happened in 1970's Chile. Following the ouster of some communist dictator, the country was then run by a military general named Augusto Pinochet. You see, Pinochet did not like commies, and made sure that as many red bastards were executed during his tenure. One creative way to kill the Marxists was by throwing them out of a helicopter in the sky - the rest is self-explanatory. Such actions granted the Generalissimo /pol/ immortality. LONG LIVE PINOCHET!
RB		17	Nigel Farage	Still one of the most prominent right-wing eurosceptic politicians in the UK, this Brit/pol/ product ensured over nearly thirty years of hard work that the once-great United Kingdom remove itself from the (((European Union))), finally accomplishing his goal on June 23, 2016 with the Brexit vote. While he promptly retired from politics after the victory, he still makes sporadic appearances in politics to this day, and was well-represented on /pol/s team in the cup for his services towards an independent Britain.
CB			Googles and Skypes	/pol/ slang to refer to African-Americans and Jews, respectively. Still used to an extent today, largely in censored internet realms such as Facebook or Twitter, but almost non-existent on /pol/ thanks to the lack of censorship.
CB			Julian Assange	The head of document-leaking website WikiLeaks, this British whistleblower, who has been confined to the Ecuadorian embassy in London for several years to avoid being arrested because of "rape" he apparently committed in Sweden, helped leak sensitive documents pertaining to Hillary Clinton and the DNC during the 2016 Presidential Election. These documents, which revealed that the Democratic primaries were rigged, almost certainly helped Trump get cross-over votes.
CB			Daily Reminder	Today he will remind you that /pol/ is The irreverent board on the 4CC and 4chan itself.
CB			COME HOME WHITE MAN	It is time, White Man.
CB			Straw Man	Nothing like counter-acting your opponents formation by... counter-acting a formation he isn't even using? Calling out the strawman arguments in our enemy's faulty narrative is an assure way of staying on top of the table.
CB			Jihadi John	قطع رأس الذين يهينون الله النبي الحقيقي محمد شاكر تحدث الحقيقة السويد هو لنا ، وسوف يموت أوروبا إلى الإسلام, TAKBIRRRR ALLAHU ACKBAR!
CB			Dindu Nuffin	He dindu nuffin, he a good boi he was a honor roll student he's been goin to church every week 'bout to get his lyf on track we need mo money fo dem programs das rayciss man poleece brutality hands up dont shoot
CB			Jet Fuel	Thought provoking, no?.
CB			WE WUZ KANGZ	we wuz kingz n sheit fam i swear to god n my fam we wus desendin from egyp man u tryin tell me dat them egyps ova dere they aint black man look at they skin nigga we goin to space n shit nigga look at my gramma she part egytian them white peple they tryin ruin our lyfes you tellin me king tut wasnt my greatgreat grandpappy dont you know romans was ruled by blacks
CB			Current Year	I MEAN COME ON, IT'S THE CURRENT YEAR. How can people possibly be having opinions different than mine in the current year. shoo shoo slimey limey
CB			Red Pill	This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay on /pol/ and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
RB			Christ Chan	Reminder that /pol/ is a christian board
LB			Rapefugees Welcome
DMF		18	Le Pen	The leader of French far-right party Front Nationale (FN), and its nominee in the 2017 French Presidential Election. While her surprise victory in the first-round of the elections was enough to capture the attention of /pol/ who provided her support in the form of memes, she was utterly BTFO by radical centrist Emmanuel Macron, who united both the moderate right and left-wings of the horridly cucked nation. While France's condition continues to deteriorate, she may get another shot, but her failure did not warrant a spot on the /pol/ team come 2017.
AMF		77	Praise Kek	With the rise of several far-right parties across the West, many curious alt-righters turned to providence in order to justify such miracles. Seeking justification for /pol/s crusades against the MSM and globalist elite, many /pol/lacks have come to believe in the intergalactic entity known as Kek, who rules through Chaos and meme magic. While the more radical sects of the board dismiss such heresy, the concept of meme magic has entranced much of the internet - from repeating digits to the success of Pepe.
DMF			~Awoovement	Similar to the characters of Ebola-chan and Afd-chan, the President Trump general on /pol/ (/ptg/) created their own anime character to represent the growing grassroots movement created by the Donald during the 2016 presidential campaign. Still used to an extent by the board even after the election, the character was spawned thanks to Trump's emotional and exciting campaign rallies held across the United States, which /ptg/ followed closely.
AMF			Mike Pence	Currently the Vice President of the United States, Mike "LGBBQ+" Pence ran alongside President Trump during a time where many moderate GOP members refused to support him. The Indiana governor gained immediately infamy by /lgbt/ groups thanks to his staunchly Christian beliefs, including his advocacy for shock therapy to electrocute the gay away. /pol/ only fueled the fire by creating a slew of nicknames for Pence, all pertaining to violence against homosexuals and the other 6 gorillion genders. Still plays for the /ptg/ team in the /pol/league.
DMF			Carl the Cuck	One of the two soy boys that rose to internet fame out of a video that showed a clash between Trump supporters and protesters. Along with fellow lefty AIDS Skrillex, Carl was best known for making a fool of himself on video, and as a result got roasted by /pol/ for embodying the stereotypical weak left-wing male. His catchphrase "ARE YOU KIDDING ME" may not resonate as much as Skrillex's, but it will remind everyone who participated in the 2016 meme crusade of the idiocy we had to compete with.
CMF			Kryptonite 4 the Sodomite	A nickname for radical Islamist Omar Mateen, who rose to brief fame following his attack on a gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida where he came decently close to beating Breivik's high score, killing 49 sodomites. While we here at /pol/ hate kebab and wish to see them removed, Mateen's actions helped Trump on the campaign trail as it showed an instance of violent Islamic terror. Nevertheless, he currently has the high score in acts of violence against the LGBTQAAIAAWTFLOLSMH#^# community.
CMF			Rand Paul