/s4s/

[s4s] (stylized /s4s/ for cup play) is a virtual professional football team representing the Shit 4chan Says board on 4chan. [s4s], as a board, was originally thought to be an April Fools' joke, but is now home to some of the D A N K E S T M E M E S and best GETs on all of 4chan. The team's cup history is long and winding, with [s4s] having played in every level of the cup, ranging from the first ever Babby Cup Qualifiers to the Elite level of play. [s4s]'s most recent cup performance was a 17th-place finish in the 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, and as such they will be participating in the 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup. GED HYB! :DDD

We now have an Ebin Nice Discord for all you nice fans

For when we win the cup: Hallelujah - Leonard Cohen/Jeff Buckley, StringSpace Cover

/s4s/
Hodie, Sunt Commemorentur
/s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says
Founded May 17, 2013 Manager Huey Lewis The News Owner ETi, Inc. Gippo Dudee IRL manager Shouganaina !!+HJ7qWns8oA Squidposter !!f7B52+V5XS3 Fapoleon !!vLW/0AZEhwG Team colors Chat color DAA520  :^) Gold Ranking 18 ( 4) Highest rank 7th (Post-Spring '15) Lowest rank 44th (Post-Autumn '13) Top scorer Patrick Bateman (34) Top assister Patrick Bateman (11) Captain Patrick Bateman Website /s4s/ - Shit 4chan Says Nickname [s4s]quatches Shitp4sterS Dubs FC
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 25 11 21 57 43.86%
GF GA GD 87 75 +12
Biggest win /s4s/  5–0  /x/ 20 February 2015 Biggest defeat /ic/  5–0  /s4s/ 26 April 2014 First match /gd/  3–1  /s4s/ 12 July 2013
Elite Cup Appearances 7 (First in 2014 4chan Summer Cup) Best result 5th, 2015 4chan Winter Cup Babby Cup Appearances 3 (First in 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result 5th, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem All Star Group Stage Victory Anthem Jazz Star RO16 Victory Anthem Romance Star Keksandra MotM Victory Anthem Boris x Keksandra Goal horn Hip To Be Square Alternate goal horn I Need Dubs (Brace goalhorn) Alternate goal horn KEK (For Topkek) Alternate goal horn Hey There Keksandra (Keksandra goalhorn)
Kits
Home kit Away kit Third kit

Roster

No. Position Player   GK Eh? You've Never Seen a Pair of Breasts Before?   RB BAVI   CB Cowe   CB Ojamajo Doremi   LB wew lad   DMF ses   DMF Swaglord   CMF Nice Grill   AMF Keksandra   SS Topkek   CF Patrick Bateman

No. Position Player   GK Walruse   RB Ass   CB Awoo~   CB Frontpage Chaika   CB snek court   CB le millenom girl   LB Ebin   DMF :^)   DMF D A N K M E M E S   DMF The Teeth Girl   SS Flowre   SS youd be suprise

Winter 2017 Team Photo

To view the [s4s] team photo for the 2015 4chan Winter Cup, please click here.

History

For older history: /s4s/ history

2017 4chan Autumn Babby cup

The 2017 Autumn Babby cup draw, saw Dubs FC get put into group A with the great Anime giant /a/, the mighty Pokemons /vp/ and >tfw no gf /r9k/. /s4s/ started their Autumn Campaign with a hard 3-1 loss against /a/, despite leading for 1-0 up untill 80 minutes. Dubs FC knew they had to do something, so they entered the next match against /vp/ very strong, and didn't get fugged and managed a 2-1 Win over them. Going into the final day, because of the other group matches, /s4s/ needed a win by two or more goals over /r9k/ to advance directly, or win by one or draw, and hope that /a/ and /vp/ draw or /vp/ wins. The Match was going well for Dubs FC, with a TopKek Brace granting them a nice 2-0 Lead. But in the 90+1 Minute, Eliot Rodger of /r9k/ showed us why PES is PES and with a weird Chested goal ended the match in 2-1. Now all eyes were on the last match of the group, and despite it starting well for /s4s/, in the end /a/ won over /vp/ 3-1, and because of a Better Goal Diifference advanced over Dubs Fc. Despite scoring 6 points, /s4s/ didn't make it to Winter, but not all is lost, as the team now looks forward to compete in the 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup, where their Niceness and Politeness will hopefully get them a place in the Summer Cup.

Official Matches

For unofficial match history, see /s4s/ Unofficial Match History.

Match Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Goal Scorers
July 12, 2013	/gd/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	Shrek  86'
July 20, 2013	/b/	2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Quads  22'
September 21, 2013	/an/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	2-0 L
October 5, 2013	/fa/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	Shrek  36'
October 25, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	4-2 W	Shrek  13', 40' Patrick Bateman  35' Top Kek  48'
October 26, 2013	/3/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	3-0 W	Patrick Bateman  50' Shrek  70', 78'
October 27, 2013	/wsg/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	2-1 W	Shrek  70', 77'
October 27, 2013	/lgbt/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers	1-1 D	Shrek  65'
November 16, 2013	/pol/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages	2-1 L	Shrek  34'
November 22, 2013	/cgl/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages	1-1 D	Shrek  65'
November 24, 2013	/r9k/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages	4-4 D	Shrek  18', 37', 52', 65'
January 11, 2014	/vg/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-0 L
January 19, 2014	/trv/	2014 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Shrek  56'
April 6, 2014	/o/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages	2-1 L	[s4s]-Tan  90+'
April 11, 2014	/tv/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages	3-3 D	Patrick Bateman  16', 71' [s4s]-Tan  59'
April 13, 2014	/vr/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages	1-0 W	Patrick Bateman  42'
April 19, 2014	/hr/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stages	2-1 W	Patrick Bateman  13', 70'
April 26, 2014	/ic/	2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16	5-0 L
May 31, 2014	/lgbt/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 L	Patrick Bateman  33'
June 7, 2014	/hm/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	2-1 W	[s4s]-Tan  34', 39'
July 19, 2014	/soc/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages	4-2 W	Cory Baxter  16', 37' Patrick Bateman  33' [s4s]-Tan  82'
July 26, 2014	/pol/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages	2-2 D	Cory Baxter  42' [s4s]-Tan  74'
July 27, 2014	/asp/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages	2-1 L	Topkek  73'
July 27, 2014	/x/	2014 4chan Summer Cup Knockout Stages	1(6)-1(5) L	[s4s]-Tan  81'
February 14, 2015	/m/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages	3-0 W	Topkek  8', 76' Nice Grill  29'
February 20, 2015	/x/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages	5-0 W	Dubs  41' Patrick Bateman  44', 58', 60', 66'
February 22, 2015	/mlp/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages	1-1 D	[s4s]-Tan  3'
February 28, 2015	/sci/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	3-0 W	D A N K M E M E S  13', 69' Patrick Bateman  45+'
March 1, 2015	/tg/	2015 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals	3-2 L	Patrick Bateman  15' Nice Grill  25'
July 31, 2015	/mu/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages	1-1 D	Patrick Bateman  65'
August 2, 2015	/sci/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages	4-1 W	[s4s]-Tan  4', 74', 83' Patrick Bateman  34'
August 8, 2015	/gd/	2015 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages	4-3 L	Patrick Bateman  13', 44', 70'
October 24, 2015	/3/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages	1-0 W	Patrick Bateman  34'
October 30, 2015	/a/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages	3-1 L	Patrick Bateman  71'
November 1, 2015	/toy/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages	4-3 W	Patrick Bateman  4', 90+' [s4s]-Tan  30' Ebin  42'
November 8, 2015	/adv/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stages	2-1 W	[s4s]-Tan  18' Patrick Bateman  87'
November 14, 2015	/sp/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16	4-3 W	Patrick Bateman  31', 78' Topkek  40' Snek Court  111'
November 15, 2015	/pol/	2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Quarterfinals	2-0 L
February 20, 2016	/g/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages	4-0 W	Patrick Bateman  7', 73', 85' [s4s]-Tan  29'
February 26, 2015	/r9k/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages	1-1 D	Patrick Bateman  25'
February 28, 2016	/gd/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages	4-0 L
March 5, 2016	/asp/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	2(4)-2(3) W	Nice Grill  41' Patrick Bateman  59'
March 6, 2016	/mu/	2016 4chan Winter Cup Quarterfinals	3-2 L	Topkek  14' Patrick Bateman  45+3'
August 6, 2016	/m/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages	2-2 D	Topkek  38' Patrick Bateman  61'
August 12, 2016	/tv/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages	2-1 W	Topkek  35' Patrick Bateman  42'
August 14, 2016	/biz/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stages	2-1 W	Patrick Bateman  30' Nice Grill  53'
August 20, 2016	/adv/	2016 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16	3-0 L
February 11, 2017	/n/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages	3-1 W	Topkek  21' Patrick Bateman  53', 80'
February 17, 2017	/asp/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages	1-0 L
February 19, 2017	/u/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Group Stages	2-1 W	Topkek  38', 43'
February 25, 2017	/gd/	2017 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16	5-2 L	Patrick Bateman  45+0', 58'
July 28, 2017	/his/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group C	3-2 L	Patrick Bateman  18' Keksandra  90+2'
July 30, 2017	/asp/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group C	3-3 D	Patrick Bateman  48', 90+0' Keksandra  7'
August 5, 2017	/wg/	2017 4chan Summer Cup Group C	1-2 L	Keksandra  90+2'
October 27, 2017	/a/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group A	1-3 L	Patrick Bateman  45+0'
October 29, 2017	/vp/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group A	1-2 W	Patrick Bateman  21', 90+0'
October 29, 2017	/r9k/	2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group A	2-1 W	TOPKEK  15', 59'

Quotes

"But yeah seriously, /s4s/ is pretty good."

— DrBorisG, on his favorite team in the cup :^)

"IT'S FOUR FOR BATEMAN!"

— DrBorisG, after Patrick Bateman scored his fourth goal - and [s4s]'s 5th of the match - against /x/ in the 2015 4chan Winter Cup

"BATEMAN! BATEMAN SENDS [S4S] TO WINTER!"

— Old Man Sou, after Patrick Bateman scored in the 87th minute to secure a 2-1 victory over /adv/ and a berth in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup.

Export

Current Exports

2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Aesthetics

2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Tactical

2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers meme tactical

Legacy Exports

PES 2017

2017 4chan Summer Cup Tactical

2017 4chan Summer Cup Aesthetics

2017 4chan Summer Cup Music

2017 4chan Winter Cup

2017 4chan Winter Cup Aesthetics

2017 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies

PES 2016

2016 4chan Summer Cup

2016 4chan Summer Cup Aesthetics

2016 4chan Winter Cup

PES 2015

2015 4chan Autumn Cup

2015 4chan Autumn Cup Aesthetic Export

PES 2014

2015 4chan Winter Cup

2015 4chan Winter Cup Aesthetics

Honors/Statistics

Individual Honors

• 

  2013 Autumn Fetus
  Golden Boot:
  Shrek, 7 goals

• 

  2013 Autumn Fetus
  Joint Golden Ball:
  Patrick Bateman, 5 assists

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  2014 Summer Cup
  Goal of the Tournament:
  Cory Baxter, vs. /pol/

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  2015 Winter Cup
  Joint Golden Ball:
  Ebin, Nice Grill

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  2015 Winter Cup
  Player of the Tournament:
  Patrick Bateman

Team Honors

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  Thanksgiving Bowl
  First Place
  

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  2014 Winter Cup
  Match of the Tournament
  [s4s] - /tg/

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  2015 Winter Cup
  Best Matches
  

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  2015 Summer Cup
  Match of the Tournament
  /gd/ - [s4s]

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  2015 4chan Autumn Babby
  Match of the Tournament
  [s4s] - /sp/

Player Stats

Goals and Assists

Player	Goals	Assists
Patrick Bateman	37	12
Shrek	17	4
[s4s]-Tan	13	8
Topkek	9	8
Cory Baxter	3	1
D A N K M E M E S	2	5
Nice Grill	4	8
Quads	1	0
Ebin	1	6
Snek Court	1	3
:^)	0	2
Awoo~	0	1
Me On The Left	0	1
Yee	0	1
Youd Be Surprise	0	1

Saves

Player	Saves
Walruse	36
Doge	28
Swaglord	20
#fortune	11
Le Purple Palmtree Man	5
My OC	4
Slowpoke	3
Donut Man	2

Goals in a Single Cup

• Patrick Bateman, 7, 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
• Shrek, 7, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
• Shrek, 6, 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
• Patrick Bateman, 5, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, 2015 4chan Winter Cup, 2015 4chan Summer Cup
• [s4s]-Tan, 4, 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup
• Cory Baxter, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup
• [s4s]-Tan, 3, 2014 4chan Summer Cup and 2015 4chan Summer Cup
• Patrick Bateman, 3, 2016 4chan Summer Cup

Past Cup Performances

• 

  2013 Autumn Fetus
  1st - Qualified

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  2013 Autumn Babby
  25th - Relegated

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  2014 Spring Babby
  16th - Promoted

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  2014 Summer Cup
  10th - Held Promotion

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  2015 Winter Cup
  5th - Held Promotion

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  2015 Summer Cup
  17th - Relegated

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  2015 Autumn Babby
  5th - Promoted

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  2016 Winter Cup
  7th - Held Promotion

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  2016 Summer Cup
  15th - Held Promotion

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  2017 Winter Cup
  15th - Held Promotion

Rivalries

Checkb Owl:  /s4s/ v. /lgbt/ 

In this matchup of two provisionals, something always ends up getting checked. If [s4s] win, you check these dubs, and if /lgbt/ win, you check your FUCKING PRIVILEGE, YOU WHITE CIS SCUM. This rivalry has seen two matchups, a 1-1 draw in the 2013 Autumn Fetus, and a 2-1 /lgbt/ win in the 2014 Summer Friendlies.

0W - 1D - 1L

Sh*tpost Bowl:  /s4s/ v. /b/ 

Newfigs to [s4s] consider it to be a "new /b/", in that they're both filled with ironic shitposting funposting, dubs threads, and useless content OC, but everyone knows [s4s] is better, both as a board and as a team. The only official Cup match these two teams have ever played against each other was [s4s]'s second ever, and it ended in a 1-0 win for [s4s].

1W - 0D - 0L

Battle of the Provisionals:  /s4s/ v. /gd/ 

Similar to /mu/ and their rivalry with /wg/, [s4s] have lost the first three meetings against their bitter rivals. But there is one positive: if this truly is similar to the /mu/-/wg/ rivalry, [s4s] should win the next matchup between these teams. NEVER EVER

0W - 0D - 4L

Bracket Bowl/Dumb Frogposting Bowl:  /s4s/ v. /r9k/ 

Although Pepes and Sadfrogs are some of the most commonly-posted images on /r9k/, they are looked down upon on [s4s], and anyone who posts one of these images will be referred to as a "dumb frogposter". [s4s] and /r9k/ do share one similarity, however: they are the only boards on 4chan's header board list that reside in brackets by themselves. Both matches these teams have played have ended in a draw.

0W - 2D - 0L

Player Gallery

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  /s4s/' Summer Cup 2017 medals enjoying a photo op en route to their first match.

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  Eh? You've Never Seen a Pair of Breasts Before?, Bateman, and /his/' Bismarck engaging in some lighthearted pregame hijinks before their match.

Trivia/Fun Facts

• In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself.

• There have been two times that a single [s4s] player has scored 4 goals in a match: Shrek against /r9k/ in Autumn '13, and Bateman against /x/ in Summer '15. However, only one of these matches ended in an [s4s] victory: The latter match.

• [s4s]'s largest victory and worst loss are both currently by 5 goals to 0 (victory: over /x/, loss: against /ic/).