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Group A of the 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
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Pld
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W
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D
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L
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GF
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GA
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GD
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Pts
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/soc/ |
4 |
3 |
0 |
1 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
9
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/r9k/ |
4 |
2 |
1 |
1 |
10 |
7 |
3 |
7
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/3/ |
4 |
1 |
2 |
1 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
5
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/f/ |
4 |
1 |
1 |
2 |
6 |
9 |
-3 |
4
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/out/ |
4 |
0 |
2 |
2 |
2 |
7 |
-5 |
2
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/r9k/ v /soc/
Background: The one official meeting of /r9k/ and /soc/ was in /r9k/'s first ever match. It ended as a 1–1 draw.
Stadium: El Monumental Failure
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4 May 2018, 17:00 UTC
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Attendance: 559
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Elliot Rodger 10', 12' That Kid 62' Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye-Contactless Virgin 80'
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Assists
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Wizard 12' >tfw no gf 80'
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White Knight |
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INTP |
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Forever Alone |
68' |
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Britfeel |
68' |
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Piss Bottle |
76' |
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That Kid |
68' |
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Sadfrog |
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Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye-Contactless Virgin |
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Wizard |
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>tfw no gf |
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Elliot Rodger |
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Substitutions:
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Suicide |
68' |
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Good Boy Points |
68' |
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Chad Thundercock |
68' |
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Manager:
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Mako !!DFFmXqNgFKW Shuckle !!QKW7kiLRIvE
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Timestamp |
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>I only rate girls |
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Survey Time! |
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Permalurker |
66' |
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Brandon |
66' |
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Skype |
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Describe Crush |
66' |
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Selfie |
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Moji |
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Rate My Cock |
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Vocaroo |
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Substitutions:
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Snapchat |
66' |
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/sma/utism |
66' |
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THICC |
66' |
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Manager:
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Managerless
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Man of the Match:
Elliot Rodger (/r9k/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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48
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52
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Shots (on target)
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13
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4
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(6)
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(3)
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Fouls (offside)
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4
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1
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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1
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2
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Free Kicks
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1
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4
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Passes completed (%)
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82
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83
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Crosses
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12
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2
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Interceptions
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15
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15
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Tackles
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10
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5
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Saves
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2
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2
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/f/ v /out/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Awesome Dome
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4 May 2018, 17:40 UTC
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Attendance: 626
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Lolicatgirls 9'
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88' Poorfag
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Assists
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Daily Dose 9'
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88' Want Some Chips?
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AnonymousD |
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~~~Osaka |
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Gardevoir Paizuri |
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Takeo Ischi |
66' |
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>Renaming |
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HAAAAAAAAAN~ |
77' |
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Xiao Mei Mei |
66' |
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Billy Herrington |
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Daily Dose |
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Da Hood |
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Lolicatgirls |
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Substitutions:
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Megumi |
66' |
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Party Hard |
66' |
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Pepsi Man |
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Manager:
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Old Man Sou !!VxWspnN285O Smudgey !!s89sNZtNDlZ
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Penis Gourd |
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Pipesmoking |
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The Flextrek Whipsnake |
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Geopooper |
70' |
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Too Many Ponchos |
70' |
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McCandless |
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Batonny Chop Chop |
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Wool Poncho |
70' |
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Anon's Happy Floote |
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Smokey The Bear |
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Want Some Chips? |
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Substitutions:
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River Shitting |
70' |
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Leave No Trace |
70' |
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Poorfag |
70' |
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Manager:
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Superzak !!I1ftieCPe9P Smoothie Mane !!0z3uZxZe05x
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Man of the Match:
Poorfag (/out/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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48
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52
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Shots (on target)
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9
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5
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(5)
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(3)
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Fouls (offside)
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0
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3
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(0)
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(1)
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Corner Kicks
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1
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0
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Free Kicks
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3
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0
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Passes completed (%)
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84
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75
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Crosses
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6
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14
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Interceptions
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17
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15
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Tackles
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5
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9
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Saves
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1
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5
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/soc/ v /f/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Snapchat Stadium
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5 May 2018, 22:20 UTC
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Attendance: 464
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Vocaroo 15' Moji 84'
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39' Billy Herrington
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Assists
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Rate My Cock 15'
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Instagram |
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>I Only Rate Girls |
67' |
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Survey Time! |
67' |
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THICC |
67' |
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Feet |
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Skype |
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Snapchat |
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Selfie |
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Moji |
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Rate My Cock |
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Vocaroo |
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Substitutions:
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Permalurker |
67' |
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Contactfag |
67' |
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Kik |
67' |
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Manager:
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Managerless
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AnonymousD |
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G. Paizuri |
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~~~Osaka |
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAN~ |
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nya_nya_nya |
67' |
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WRRRRRRRRRRRRRY |
67' |
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Van Darkholme |
84' |
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Billy Herrington |
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Daily Dose |
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DA HOOD |
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Lolicatgirls |
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Substitutions:
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Xiao Mei Mei |
67' |
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Megumi |
67' |
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EDDIE! |
84' |
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Manager:
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Old Man Sou !!VxWspnN285O Smudgey !!s89sNZtNDlZ
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Man of the Match:
Vocaroo (/soc/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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41
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59
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Shots (on target)
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12
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13
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(10)
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(8)
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Fouls (offside)
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2
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4
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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2
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0
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Free Kicks
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4
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2
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Passes completed (%)
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81
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82
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Crosses
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2
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5
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Interceptions
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12
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10
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Tackles
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6
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12
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Saves
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5
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6
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/out/ v /3/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: 100 Acre Wood
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6 May 2018, 17:00 UTC
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Attendance: 428
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Kit:
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Bigfoot |
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Pipesmoking |
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Geopooper |
72' |
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River Shitting |
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Too Many Ponchos |
72' |
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McCandless |
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Wool Poncho |
72' |
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Batonny Chop Chop |
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Anon's Happy Floote |
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Smokey The Bear |
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Want Some Chips? |
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Substitutions:
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Leave No Trace |
72' |
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The Flextrek Whipsnake |
72' |
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Granfors Brooks |
72' |
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Manager:
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Superzak !!I1ftieCPe9P Smoothie Mane !!0z3uZxZe05x
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Kit:
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Ratboy Genius |
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Pls Give Me a Job |
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Alpha Channel |
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Maya |
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Baby's First Donut |
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>Youtube Tutorials |
67' |
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Low Poly |
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WIP |
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Jiggle Physics |
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>blender |
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Utah Teapot |
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Substitutions:
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Zbrush |
67' |
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Manager:
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Managerless
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Man of the Match:
Ratboy Genius (/3/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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49
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51
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Shots (on target)
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11
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3
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(5)
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(1)
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Fouls (offside)
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1
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2
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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0
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0
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Free Kicks
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3
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1
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Passes completed (%)
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78
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80
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Crosses
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15
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2
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Interceptions
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18
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14
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Tackles
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12
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8
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Saves
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1
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5
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/3/ v /soc/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: New Scene
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11 May 2018, 21:00 UTC
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Attendance: 569
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Utah Teapot 3' WIP 70'
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19', 27', 53' Vocaroo 23' Rate My Cock
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Assists
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>blender 3' Baby's First Donut 70'
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23' Skype 27' Selfie 53' Moji
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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49
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51
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Shots (on target)
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11
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10
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(8)
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(7)
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Fouls (offside)
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3
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4
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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2
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3
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Free Kicks
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4
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2
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Passes completed (%)
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80
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82
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Crosses
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6
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0
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Interceptions
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12
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15
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Tackles
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4
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12
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Saves
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3
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6
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/f/ v /r9k/
Background: /r9k/ carried /f/ through the 2016 4chan Summer Cup group stage, drawing them 4–4 to allow them to advance.
Stadium: Awesome Dome
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11 May 2018, 21:40 UTC
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Attendance: 555
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EDDIE! 7' Lolicatgirls 22', 80' DA HOOD 51'
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47' >tfw no gf
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Assists
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DA HOOD 22', 80' EDDIE! 51'
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47' Wizard
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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61
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39
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Shots (on target)
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14
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6
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(9)
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(3)
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Fouls (offside)
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1
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1
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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3
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0
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Free Kicks
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1
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1
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Passes completed (%)
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85
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69
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Crosses
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2
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12
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Interceptions
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14
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11
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Tackles
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8
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8
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Saves
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2
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6
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/r9k/ v /3/
Background: /r9k/ beat /3/ twice in the span of six months; first 3–1 in the 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies, then 2–1 in their 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup swan song.
Stadium: El Monumental Failure
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13 May 2018, 19:40 UTC
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Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye-Contactless Virgin 4' >tfw no gf 45+1'
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28', 75' Utah Teapot
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Assists
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Wizard 4' Sadfrog 46'
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28' Jiggle Physics 75' Low Poly
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Kit:
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NEET |
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Britfeel |
68' |
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Chad Thundercock |
75' |
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INTP |
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Chicken Tendies |
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Sadfrog |
79' |
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Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye-Contactless Virgin |
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Wizard |
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That Kid |
68' |
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>tfw no gf |
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Elliot Rodger |
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Substitutions:
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Good Boy Points |
68' |
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Suicide |
68' |
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Greentext |
75' |
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Manager:
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Shuckle !!QKW7kiLRIvE? Mako !!DFFmXqNgFKW
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Kit:
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Ratboy Genius |
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Maya |
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Portfolio |
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Pls Give Me a Job |
68' |
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>Autocucks |
68' |
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>Youtube Tutorials |
68' |
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Low Poly |
42' |
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WIP |
33' |
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Jiggle Physics |
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>blender |
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Utah Teapot |
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Substitutions:
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Uncanny Valley |
68' |
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How do I? |
68' |
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Quads Only |
68' |
83' |
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Manager:
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Managerless
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Man of the Match:
Utah Teapot (/3/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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49
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51
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Shots (on target)
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7
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13
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(6)
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(5)
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Fouls (offside)
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5
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4
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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1
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0
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Free Kicks
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4
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4
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Passes completed (%)
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80
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85
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Crosses
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6
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4
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Interceptions
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9
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14
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Tackles
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6
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11
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Saves
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3
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3
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/soc/ v /out/
Background: These teams have never met in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Snapchat Stadium
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13 May 2018, 20:20 UTC
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Vocaroo 58' Moji 65' Rate My Cock 79'
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Assists
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Moji 58' Vocaroo 65', 79'
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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51
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49
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Shots (on target)
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3
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13
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(3)
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(8)
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Fouls (offside)
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5
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2
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(1)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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0
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3
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Free Kicks
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1
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5
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Passes completed (%)
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84
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82
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Crosses
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2
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10
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Interceptions
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16
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12
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Tackles
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8
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10
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Saves
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5
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0
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/out/ v /r9k/
Background: /r9k/ played /out/ in two consecutive Babby group stages, winning their first encounter 1–0 in the 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup and their second 2–1 in the 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup.
Stadium: 100 Acre Wood
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19 May 2018, 18:20 UTC
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Attendance: 455
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Mepps™ 45+0'
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43' That Kid 63' Mepps™ 90+2' Sadfrog
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Assists
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Kissless Hugless Handholdless Eye-Contactless Virgin 43', 90+2'
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45+0' Smokey The Bear
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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53
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47
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Shots (on target)
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6
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8
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(2)
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(5)
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Fouls (offside)
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0
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4
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(0)
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(1)
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Corner Kicks
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0
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0
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Free Kicks
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4
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0
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Passes completed (%)
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80
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75
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Crosses
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0
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7
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Interceptions
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18
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13
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Tackles
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3
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11
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Saves
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5
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1
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/3/ v /f/
Background: /3/'s second ever Cup match was a 3–1 victory over /f/ in the 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup, on the way to 2nd place.
Stadium: New Scene
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19 May 2018, 19:00 UTC
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Attendance: 465
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WIP 4' >blender 38', 54' Jiggle Physics 45+2' Utah Teapot 74'
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Assists
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Jiggle Physics 4', 35', 54' >blender 38', 74'
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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54
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46
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Shots (on target)
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8
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5
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(7)
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(1)
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Fouls (offside)
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5
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0
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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0
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1
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Free Kicks
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0
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4
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Passes completed (%)
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77
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69
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Crosses
|
9
|
|
9
|
Interceptions
|
22
|
|
21
|
Tackles
|
7
|
|
9
|
Saves
|
1
|
|
3
|
|