Group E of the 2016 4chan Summer Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
|
Pld
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
/r9k/ |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
15 |
9 |
6 |
7
|
/f/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
10 |
10 |
0 |
4
|
/p/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
13 |
16 |
-3 |
3
|
/s/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
6 |
9 |
-3 |
3
|
/s/ v /r9k/
Background:
/s/ left the robots desperate and upset after beating them 1-0 in the 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies.
Stadium: Skank Stadium
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6 August 2016, 17:00 UTC
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Attendance: 926
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Kit:
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Groped |
|
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Ratchet & Skank |
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Big Girl |
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Big Tits |
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|
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In The Crack |
|
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|
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Dat Ass |
68' |
|
|
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Questionable Age |
68' |
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|
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You Love You Lose |
68' |
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Stacy's Mom |
|
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|
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Thunder Thighs |
|
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|
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Banned |
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Substitutions:
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Asking For It |
68' |
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|
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ITT: Shit Taste |
68' |
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Not /r/ |
68' |
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Manager:
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amis
|
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Kit:
|
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White Knight |
|
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|
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Pee Pee Poo Poo |
68' |
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Normie |
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Misogynist |
|
|
|
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Poop Jug |
68' |
|
|
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Eggman |
|
|
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Spaghetti |
68' |
|
|
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Robot9001 |
|
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|
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Sadfrog |
|
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|
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>tfw no gf |
|
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|
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Elliot Rodger |
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Substitutions:
|
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Beta As Fuck |
68' |
|
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Wagecuck |
68' |
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|
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Kissless Hugless Virgin |
68' |
|
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Manager:
|
Shuckle !!QKW7kiLRIvE MarcoZ !!ycrzIG/Qkev
|
|
Man of the Match:
Elliot Rodger (/r9k/)
|
Expand Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
44
|
|
56
|
Shots (on target)
|
2
|
|
11
|
(2)
|
|
(5)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
0
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
69
|
|
78
|
Crosses
|
0
|
|
2
|
Interceptions
|
20
|
|
30
|
Tackles
|
7
|
|
3
|
Saves
|
4
|
|
2
|
|
/f/ v /p/
Background: These teams have never met each other in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Awesome Dome
|
6 August 2016, 17:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 1016
|
Daily Dose 7', 25' Iron Man 62'
|
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27', 40' Ken Rockwell
34' Crush The Blacks
58', 83' Gearfag
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Assists
|
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Da Hood 7', 25'
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27', 58' Crush The Blacks
83' Ken Rockwell
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Kit:
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Faggot Shit |
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White Hole |
71' |
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Party Hard |
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|
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Rakeman |
|
|
|
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Dr Dick |
|
|
|
 |
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Van Darkholme |
71' |
|
|
 |
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Zone |
58' |
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Xiao Mei Mei |
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|
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Daily Dose |
|
|
|
 |
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Lolicatgirls |
|
|
|
 |
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Da Hood |
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|
Substitutions:
|
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Iron Man |
58' |
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|
 |
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Nipaa |
71' |
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|
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Mongolian Throatsinging |
71' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ Smudgey !!s89sNZtNDlZ
|
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|
Kit:
|
 |
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F-Stop |
|
|
|
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Kodachrome |
|
|
|
 |
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Rabal |
|
|
|
 |
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Snapshit |
|
|
|
 |
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Ricoh GR |
71' |
|
|
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Kai |
|
|
|
 |
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Crush The Blacks |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Go Outside |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Resize Your Shit |
71' |
|
|
 |
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Gearfag |
|
|
|
 |
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Ken Rockwell |
|
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|
Substitutions:
|
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Shitty HDR |
71' |
|
|
 |
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Bokeh |
71' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Fuji !!2aKRpUovlcU
|
|
Man of the Match:
Ken Rockwell (/p/)
|
Expand Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
44
|
|
56
|
Shots (on target)
|
12
|
|
9
|
(9)
|
|
(7)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
4
|
|
0
|
(4)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
3
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
4
|
Passes completed (%)
|
89
|
|
87
|
Crosses
|
0
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
9
|
|
4
|
Tackles
|
9
|
|
5
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
4
|
|
/s/ v /f/
Background:
/s/ first met
/f/ in the 2015 4chan Winter Cup knockout stage, winning 2-0 and going on to a quarter final match-up with /ck/. They met again in the 2016 4chan Winter Cup, sharing eight goals in a 4-4 draw, which featuring the /f/ goalkeeper booting the ball straight into Iron Man's arse and into his own goal.
Stadium: CIA Meemorial Stadium
|
12 August 2016, 17:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 767
|
Stacy's Mom 58'
|
|
12' Da Hood
43', 65' Daily Dose
|
|
Assists
|
|
Thunder Thighs 58'
|
|
12' Zone
43' Lolicatgirls
|
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Kit:
|
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Groped |
|
|
|
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Ratchet & Skank |
|
|
|
 |
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Big Girl |
|
|
|
 |
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Dressed-Undressed |
|
|
|
 |
 |
In The Crack |
78' |
|
|
 |
 |
Dat Ass |
65' |
|
|
 |
 |
Questionable Age |
65' |
|
|
 |
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You Love You Lose |
74' |
|
|
 |
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Stacy's Mom |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Thunder Thighs |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Banned |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Viewtiful |
65' |
|
|
 |
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Puffy Nipples |
65' |
|
|
 |
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Smokin |
74' |
|
|
Manager:
|
amis
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Anonymous D |
|
|
|
 |
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Nipaa |
74' |
|
|
 |
 |
Gardevoir Paizuri |
|
|
|
 |
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Megumi |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Dr Dick |
|
|
|
 |
 |
HAAAAAAAAAAAAN~ |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Zone |
65' |
|
|
 |
 |
Lolicatgirls |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Daily Dose |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Xiao Mei Mei |
51' |
|
|
 |
 |
Da Hood |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Iron Man |
65' |
|
|
 |
 |
White Hole |
74' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ Smudgey !!s89sNZtNDlZ
|
|
Man of the Match:
Daily Dose (/f/)
|
Expand Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
45
|
|
55
|
Shots (on target)
|
7
|
|
10
|
(6)
|
|
(6)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
3
|
|
3
|
(2)
|
|
(2)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
|
3
|
Passes completed (%)
|
74
|
|
87
|
Crosses
|
2
|
|
2
|
Interceptions
|
16
|
|
18
|
Tackles
|
9
|
|
2
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
3
|
|
/r9k/ v /p/
Background:
/p/'s first knockout match ended in disaster, losing 6-3 to
/r9k/ in the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup knockout stage.
Stadium: El Monumental Failure
|
12 August 2016, 17:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 930
|
Spaghetti 3' >tfw no gf 8', 60' Elliot Rodger 34', 81', 86' Fembot 45+2' ROBOT9001 71'
|
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21', 23', 33', 48' Gearfag
65' Ken Rockwell
|
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Assists
|
|
Sadfrog 8', 34', 81' >tfw no gf 45+2', 86' Fembot 60'
|
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23', 65' Crush The Blacks
48' Ken Rockwell
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Greentext |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Ali Was A Robot |
68' |
|
|
 |
 |
Normie |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Misogynist |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Poop Jug |
68' |
|
|
 |
 |
Chad |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Spaghetti |
33' |
|
|
 |
 |
Robot9001 |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Sadfrog |
|
|
|
 |
 |
>tfw no gf |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Elliot Rodger |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Fembot |
33' |
|
|
 |
 |
Pee Pee Poo Poo |
68' |
|
|
 |
 |
Wizard |
68' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Shuckle !!QKW7kiLRIvE MarcoZ !!ycrzIG/Qkev
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
F-Stop |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Snapshit |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Pentacks |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Decisive Moment |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Mirrorless |
68' |
|
|
 |
 |
Kai |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Crush The Blacks |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Bokeh |
68' |
|
|
 |
 |
Resize Your Shit |
68' |
|
|
 |
 |
Gearfag |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Ken Rockwell |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Plz Photoshop |
68' |
|
|
 |
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Megapickles |
68' |
|
|
 |
 |
Canikon |
68' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Fuji !!2aKRpUovlcU
|
|
Man of the Match:
Elliot Rodger (/r9k/)
|
Expand Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
47
|
|
53
|
Shots (on target)
|
13
|
|
9
|
(10)
|
|
(8)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
3
|
|
1
|
(2)
|
|
(1)
|
Corner Kicks
|
3
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
3
|
Passes completed (%)
|
83
|
|
89
|
Crosses
|
2
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
10
|
|
10
|
Tackles
|
3
|
|
3
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
2
|
|
/f/ v /r9k/
Background: These two teams have never met each other in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Awesome Dome
|
14 August 2016, 17:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 1123
|
Xiao Mei Mei 38', 43' Lolicatgirls 56' Da Hood 70'
|
|
5' Sadfrog
22', 63' ROBOT9001
52' Kissless Hugless Virgin
|
|
Assists
|
|
White Hole 38' Da Hood 43', 56' Daily Dose 70'
|
|
5', 22' >tfw no gf
52' Pee Pee Poo Poo
63' Sadfrog
|
|
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Kit:
|
 |
 |
Anonymous D |
|
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|
 |
 |
White Hole |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Gardevoir Paizuri |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Rakeman |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Dr Dick |
83' |
|
|
 |
 |
Mongolian Throatsinging |
63' |
|
|
 |
 |
Heap Of Trouble |
63' |
|
|
 |
 |
Xiao Mei Mei |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Daily Dose |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Lolicatgirls |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Da Hood |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Takeo Ischi |
63' |
|
|
 |
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Van Darkholme |
63' |
|
|
 |
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>Renaming |
83' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Old Man Sou !!c6N8js+QjEQ Smudgey !!s89sNZtNDlZ
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
White Knight |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Pee Pee Poo Poo |
63' |
|
|
 |
 |
Stacy |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Misogynist |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Wizard |
63' |
|
|
 |
 |
Chad |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Hugless Kissless Virgin |
63' |
|
|
 |
 |
Robot9001 |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Sadfrog |
|
|
|
 |
 |
>tfw no gf |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Elliot Rodger |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Beta As Fuck |
63' |
|
|
 |
 |
Poopjug |
63' |
|
|
 |
 |
Neckbeard |
63' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Shuckle !!QKW7kiLRIvE MarcoZ !!ycrzIG/Qkev
|
|
Man of the Match:
Da Hood (/f/)
|
Expand Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
58
|
|
42
|
Shots (on target)
|
7
|
|
11
|
(5)
|
|
(8)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
2
|
(0)
|
|
(2)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
89
|
|
84
|
Crosses
|
0
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
9
|
|
12
|
Tackles
|
7
|
|
6
|
Saves
|
5
|
|
0
|
|
/p/ v /s/
Background: These teams have never met each other in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Depthof Field
|
14 August 2016, 17:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 1173
|
Gearfag 13', 68' Ken Rockwell 87'
|
|
16', 45+1', 70', 80' BANNED
65' You Love You Lose
|
|
Assists
|
|
Ken Rockwell 13'
|
|
45+1', 80' Stacy's Mom
65' BANNED
70' Thunder Thighs
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
F-Stop |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Kodachrome |
63' |
|
|
 |
 |
Rabal |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Decisive Moment |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Ricoh GR |
63' |
|
|
 |
 |
Kai |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Ansel Adams |
63' |
|
|
 |
 |
Resize Your Shit |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Crush The Blacks |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Gearfag |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Ken Rockwell |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
Pentacks |
63' |
|
|
 |
 |
Mirrorless |
63' |
|
|
 |
 |
Bokeh |
63' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Fuji !!2aKRpUovlcU
|
|
|
|
Kit:
|
 |
 |
Hairy |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Ratchet & Skank |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Big Tits |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Big Girl |
|
|
|
 |
 |
In The Crack |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Preggo |
72' |
|
|
 |
 |
Asking For It |
72' |
|
|
 |
 |
ITT: Shit Taste |
63' |
|
|
 |
 |
Stacy's Mom |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Thunder Thighs |
|
|
|
 |
 |
Banned |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
 |
 |
You Love You Lose |
63' |
|
|
 |
 |
Not /r/ |
72' |
|
|
 |
 |
Smokin |
72' |
|
|
Manager:
|
amis
|
|
Man of the Match:
Banned (/s/)
|
Expand Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
48
|
|
52
|
Shots (on target)
|
6
|
|
14
|
(4)
|
|
(11)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
3
|
(1)
|
|
(2)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
3
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
82
|
|
87
|
Crosses
|
1
|
|
0
|
Interceptions
|
12
|
|
13
|
Tackles
|
4
|
|
4
|
Saves
|
5
|
|
1
|
|