Group G of the 2016 4chan Summer Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
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Pld
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
|
/m/ |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
9 |
6 |
3 |
7
|
/s4s/ |
3 |
2 |
1 |
0 |
6 |
4 |
2 |
7
|
/tv/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
5 |
6 |
-1 |
3
|
/biz/ |
3 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
6 |
10 |
-4 |
0
|
[s4s] v /m/
Background: /s4s/ pulled off a 3-0 victory against /m/ in the 2015 4chan Winter Cup. Following the match, one of the /m/ managers got butthurt because of the green-conditioned /s4s/ goalkeeper making seven saves.
Stadium: Unchecked Dubs Memorial Stadium
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6 August 2016, 19:00 UTC
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Attendance: 1149
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Kit:
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swaglord |
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Yee |
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Donut Man |
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wew lad |
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:^) |
75' |
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Nice Grill |
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[s4s]-tan |
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Snek Court |
75' |
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Awoo~ |
75' |
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Topkek |
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Patrick Bateman |
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Substitutions:
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DANK MEMES |
75' |
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Doge |
75' |
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You'd Be Suprise |
75' |
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Manager:
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carmastrikes !!3+O+1O66fdJ DN !!Bn2v6abqHnw
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Kit:
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Godmars |
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Scopedog |
71' |
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Iron Giant |
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Big O |
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Alphonse |
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Mazinger Z |
81' |
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Kamen Rider Kuuga |
71' |
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Megas XLR |
71' |
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Alteisen Riese |
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Shin Getter Robo |
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Char's Zaku II |
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Substitutions:
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Gunbuster |
71' |
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Gundam |
71' |
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Cutey Honey |
71' |
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Manager:
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Shadowborg !!DlpsjSSrTdf /m/agical /m/anager !!Z4P8ydoW2NH
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Man of the Match:
Alteisen Riese (/m/)
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Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
61
|
|
39
|
Shots (on target)
|
3
|
|
6
|
(3)
|
|
(5)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
1
|
(0)
|
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(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
0
|
Passes completed (%)
|
91
|
|
83
|
Crosses
|
0
|
|
2
|
Interceptions
|
11
|
|
12
|
Tackles
|
6
|
|
7
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
1
|
|
/tv/ v /biz/
Background: These two teams have never met each other in a competitive setting.
Stadium: CIA Meemorial Stadium
|
6 August 2016, 19:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 1140
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Kit:
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High Ground |
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Clebanebowl |
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JDIMSA |
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Mike "Ampf" Stoklasa |
79' |
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Capeshit |
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Cinema Falcon |
79' |
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Blacked |
79' |
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Real Human Being |
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Kino |
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Brendan Fraser |
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For You |
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Substitutions:
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Problem Child 2 |
79' |
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Sheev |
79' |
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Dan "Get In My Van" Schneider |
79' |
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Manager:
|
cemedygeld !!Lb3NR9dWRT5
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Kit:
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Firm Handshake |
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Fuck The Poor |
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Janet Yellen |
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Chip Warmer |
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Pyramid Scheme |
79' |
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Idea Guy |
79' |
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Step 1: Be A Jew |
79' |
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Ethercuck |
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Bitcoin Millionaire |
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Vitalik Butelin |
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Martin Shkreli |
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Substitutions:
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Robinhood |
79' |
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Nocoiner |
79' |
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Yatch |
79' |
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Manager:
|
DukeSilver !!nAHV/RtPB1q
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Man of the Match:
Sheev (/tv/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
47
|
|
53
|
Shots (on target)
|
4
|
|
7
|
(4)
|
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(5)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
2
|
(0)
|
|
(1)
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Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
0
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Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
2
|
Passes completed (%)
|
75
|
|
80
|
Crosses
|
0
|
|
0
|
Interceptions
|
15
|
|
23
|
Tackles
|
10
|
|
5
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
1
|
|
[s4s] v /tv/
Background: Both teams ground out a 3-3 draw in the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, featuring /s4s/ equalizing three times.
Stadium: Unchecked Dubs Memorial Stadium
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12 August 2016, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 983
|
|
Kit:
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Walruse |
|
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Ebin |
88' |
|
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Donut Man |
|
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|
Flowre |
|
|
|
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|
:^) |
88' |
|
|
|
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Nice Grill |
|
|
|
|
|
[s4s]-tan |
|
|
|
|
|
DANK MEMES |
|
|
|
|
|
Snek Court |
88' |
|
|
|
|
Topkek |
|
|
|
|
|
Patrick Bateman |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
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You'd Be Suprise |
88' |
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Ass |
88' |
|
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|
|
Yee |
88' |
|
|
Manager:
|
carmastrikes !!3+O+1O66fdJ DN !!Bn2v6abqHnw
|
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Kit:
|
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High Ground |
|
|
|
|
|
Mike "Ampf" Stoklasa |
45' |
|
|
|
|
Clebanebowl |
|
|
|
|
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Latza |
|
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Capeshit |
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Cinema Falcon |
|
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Uno Farto |
45' |
|
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Mr Thorax |
88' |
|
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Real Human Being |
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Brendan Fraser |
|
|
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|
For You |
|
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|
Substitutions:
|
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|
Sheev |
45' |
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Problem Child 2 |
45' |
|
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Birthday Snatcher |
88' |
|
|
Manager:
|
cemedygeld !!Lb3NR9dWRT5
|
|
Man of the Match:
Nice Grill (/s4s/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
47
|
|
53
|
Shots (on target)
|
4
|
|
7
|
(4)
|
|
(4)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
1
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
2
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
0
|
Passes completed (%)
|
92
|
|
90
|
Crosses
|
1
|
|
0
|
Interceptions
|
11
|
|
12
|
Tackles
|
6
|
|
6
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
1
|
|
/m/ v /biz/
Background: /biz/ crashed out of the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup knockout stage after a 6-2 hiding against /m/, a match featuring both the goal (Alteisen Riese's bicycle kick) and spaghetti moment (80's Guy's own goal) of the tournament. /m/ would go on to win the cup.
Stadium: Orbital Ring
|
12 August 2016, 19:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 1000
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|
Kit:
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Godmars |
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|
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Iron Giant |
67' |
|
|
|
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Big O |
|
|
|
|
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Tekkaman Blade |
|
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Mazinger Z |
|
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Gaogaigar |
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Kamen Rider Kuuga |
67' |
|
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Gundam |
67' |
|
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Alteisen Riese |
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Shin Getter Robo |
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|
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Char's Zaku II |
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Substitutions:
|
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Megas XLR |
67' |
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Gunbuster |
67' |
|
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King Gainer |
67' |
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Manager:
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Shadowborg !!DlpsjSSrTdf /m/agical /m/anager !!Z4P8ydoW2NH
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Kit:
|
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Firm Handshake |
|
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80s Guy |
67' |
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Bulls |
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Janet Yellen |
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Oil Prices |
67' |
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Sell Sell Sell |
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Step 1: Be A Jew |
67' |
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Ethercuck |
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Bitcoin Millionaire |
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Vitalik Butelin |
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Martin Shkreli |
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Substitutions:
|
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$1/pop |
67' |
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Tai Lopez |
67' |
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Yatch |
67' |
|
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Manager:
|
DukeSilver !!nAHV/RtPB1q
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|
Man of the Match:
Char's Zaku II (/m/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
58
|
|
42
|
Shots (on target)
|
13
|
|
6
|
(9)
|
|
(5)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
2
|
(1)
|
|
(2)
|
Corner Kicks
|
5
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
87
|
|
83
|
Crosses
|
0
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
11
|
|
12
|
Tackles
|
13
|
|
9
|
Saves
|
1
|
|
2
|
|
/tv/ v /m/
Background: On the way to a cup final victory, /tv/ defeated /m/ 2-1 in the quarter final of the 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup, thanks to a FOR YOU brace late in the match.
Stadium: CIA Meemorial Stadium
|
14 August 2016, 19:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 1342
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Kit:
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However |
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Problem Child 2 |
73' |
|
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Clebanebowl |
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Mike "Ampf" Stoklasa |
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Sheev |
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Capeshit |
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Caspere Knew This |
73' |
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Dan "Get In My Van" Schneider |
85' |
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Real Human Being |
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Brendan Fraser |
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For You |
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Substitutions:
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Uno Farto |
73' |
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Classic Paul Dano |
73' |
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Birthday Snatcher |
85' |
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Manager:
|
cemedygeld !!Lb3NR9dWRT5
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Kit:
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Godmars |
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Cutey Honey |
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Ideon |
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Tekkaman Blade |
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Alphonse |
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Mazinger Z |
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Gunbuster |
73' |
|
|
|
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Kamen Rider Kuuga |
73' |
|
|
|
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Alteisen Riese |
|
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|
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Shin Getter Robo |
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|
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Char's Zaku II |
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Substitutions:
|
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Megas XLR |
73' |
|
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|
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Gundam |
73' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Shadowborg !!DlpsjSSrTdf /m/agical /m/anager !!Z4P8ydoW2NH
|
|
Man of the Match:
Alteisen Riese (/m/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
65
|
|
35
|
Shots (on target)
|
6
|
|
5
|
(4)
|
|
(2)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
0
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
90
|
|
85
|
Crosses
|
0
|
|
0
|
Interceptions
|
10
|
|
13
|
Tackles
|
8
|
|
6
|
Saves
|
0
|
|
3
|
|
/biz/ v [s4s]
Background: These two teams have never met each other in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Wall Street
|
14 August 2016, 19:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 1295
|
|
Kit:
|
|
|
Firm Handshake |
|
|
|
|
|
Tai Lopez |
77' |
|
|
|
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Chip Warmer |
|
|
|
|
|
How Do I Get Rich? |
|
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$1/pop |
77' |
|
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Pyramid Scheme |
|
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|
|
|
Step 1: Be A Jew |
77' |
|
|
|
|
Ethercuck |
77' |
|
|
|
|
Bitcoin Millionaire |
|
|
|
|
|
Vitalik Butelin |
|
|
|
|
|
Martin Shkreli |
|
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|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
80s Guy |
77' |
|
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|
Oil Prices |
77' |
|
|
|
|
Yatch |
77' |
|
|
Manager:
|
DukeSilver !!nAHV/RtPB1q
|
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Kit:
|
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|
Walruse |
|
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|
Shrek |
|
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|
Dubs |
45' |
|
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|
|
wew lad |
77' |
|
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|
Nice Grill |
|
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|
[s4s]-tan |
|
|
|
|
|
BAVI |
|
|
|
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|
Awoo~ |
45' |
|
|
|
|
Snek Court |
|
|
|
|
|
Topkek |
|
|
|
|
|
Patrick Bateman |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Ebin |
45' |
|
|
|
|
:^) |
45' |
|
|
|
|
Flowre |
77' |
|
|
Manager:
|
carmastrikes !!3+O+1O66fdJ DN !!Bn2v6abqHnw
|
|
Man of the Match:
Patrick Bateman (/s4s/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
47
|
|
53
|
Shots (on target)
|
5
|
|
7
|
(4)
|
|
(6)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
2
|
(0)
|
|
(2)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
1
|
Free Kicks
|
2
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
86
|
|
88
|
Crosses
|
1
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
12
|
|
7
|
Tackles
|
5
|
|
8
|
Saves
|
2
|
|
2
|
|