Group H of the 2016 4chan Summer Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
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Pld
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W
|
D
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L
|
GF
|
GA
|
GD
|
Pts
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/adv/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
15 |
8 |
7 |
6
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/an/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
9 |
7 |
2 |
6
|
/lit/ |
3 |
2 |
0 |
1 |
8 |
8 |
0 |
6
|
/pol/ |
3 |
0 |
0 |
3 |
4 |
13 |
-9 |
0
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/an/ v /lit/
Background: The two teams have met just once, that being a 4-1 victory to /lit/ in the 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup knockout stage. This match was later voided due to Dragongate.
Stadium: 100 Acre Wood
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6 August 2016, 20:00 UTC
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Attendance: 1147
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Kit:
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Pet Rock |
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Fuck Off Vegan |
66' |
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Orange Bitey Thing |
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Train Your Dog |
66' |
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Cats Vs Dogs |
66' |
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Evil Pitbull |
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Canadian Goose |
66' |
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Take It To The Vet |
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What Is This? |
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Harambe |
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>Outdoor Cat |
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Substitutions:
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Invasive Species |
66' |
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Blob Fish |
66' |
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Honey Badger |
66' |
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Manager:
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Heavenly_Pond !!sFCZyZHsSiq CollieBro !!0sD18ui7YXt Alternativeroo !!R5/4Cpex4Bg
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Kit:
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Exit Level |
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Katie Loved Books |
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Pleb Patrol |
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Ubermensch |
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Kafkaesque |
66' |
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No Discernable Talent |
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Pure Ideology |
66' |
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Eldritch Horror |
66' |
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Lolita Wanted It |
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DFW |
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Start With The Greeks |
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Substitutions:
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Ayn Rand |
66' |
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AM Pinecone |
66' |
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Tao Lin |
66' |
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Manager:
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Autocrat !!CgrAMDqsYHX San Marino !!K7UPgnq6Ao2
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Man of the Match:
Start With The Greeks (/lit/)
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Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
55
|
|
45
|
Shots (on target)
|
8
|
|
5
|
(6)
|
|
(5)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
1
|
(0)
|
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(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
90
|
|
87
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Crosses
|
0
|
|
0
|
Interceptions
|
8
|
|
7
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Tackles
|
7
|
|
6
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Saves
|
2
|
|
3
|
|
/pol/ v /adv/
Background: In a game which is only remembered for that gif of Zimmerman scoring, /pol/ ran away with a 3-0 victory over /adv/ in the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, on the way to winning the whole thing.
Stadium: /new/remberg Field
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6 August 2016, 20:30 UTC
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Attendance: 1391
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Stormfront 51'
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23', 29', 38', 45+0', 56', 81' Suicide 35' How Do I Get GF? 62' Relationshit
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Assists
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Donald Trump 51'
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29' How Do I Get GF? 35', 38', 45+0' Relationshit 62' Get It Off Your Chest
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Kit:
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Build Wall |
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Mike Pence |
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Assad |
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K...Keep Me Posted |
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Are Nige |
23' |
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Deus Vult |
79' |
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Praise Kek |
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Hitler |
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Jews |
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Stormfront |
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Donald Trump |
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Substitutions:
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Moonman |
23' |
79' |
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Redpill |
79' |
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Dindu Nuffin |
79' |
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Manager:
|
Rabbi Shlomo !!i3uxIMqTCIK Notwheels !!1ELpXJOh1Ei
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Kit:
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Good Guy Greg |
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Moralfag |
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Long Distance Relationship |
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Bitches & Whores |
79' |
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Shut In |
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Ask The Opposite Gender |
79' |
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Get It Off Your Chest |
79' |
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5 Inch Dick |
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How Do I Get GF |
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Relationshit |
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Suicide |
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Substitutions:
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Weed |
79' |
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Fetish |
79' |
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S/adv/irgin |
79' |
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Manager:
|
Clrs !!V44yYJo0I/a
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|
Man of the Match:
Suicide (/adv/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
47
|
|
53
|
Shots (on target)
|
2
|
|
15
|
(2)
|
|
(12)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
0
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
4
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
1
|
Passes completed (%)
|
80
|
|
78
|
Crosses
|
0
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
18
|
|
23
|
Tackles
|
8
|
|
7
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
1
|
|
/an/ v /pol/
Background: /pol/ recorded a 4-2 extra time victory over /an/ in the THIRD PLACE TROPHY match of the 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, thanks to a Jews hat-trick.
Stadium: 100 Acre Wood
|
12 August 2016, 20:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 1341
|
>Outdoor Cat 52', 68', 74'
|
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8', 35' Stormfront
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Kit:
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Pet Rock |
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Fuck Off Vegan |
74' |
|
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Train Your Dog |
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|
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Orange Bitey Thing |
74' |
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Honey Badger |
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Biscuit |
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Blob Fish |
74' |
|
|
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Take It To The Vet |
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|
What Is This? |
|
|
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|
Harambe |
|
|
|
|
|
>Outdoor Cat |
|
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|
Substitutions:
|
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|
Canadian Goose |
74' |
|
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Invasive Species |
74' |
|
|
|
|
sleep tight pupper |
74' |
|
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Manager:
|
Heavenly_Pond !!sFCZyZHsSiq CollieBro !!0sD18ui7YXt Alternativeroo !!R5/4Cpex4Bg
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Kit:
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Not An Argument |
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Dindu Nuffin |
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Assad |
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Deus Vult |
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Are Nige |
67' |
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Carl The Cuck |
67' |
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Moonman |
67' |
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Hitler |
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Jews |
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Stormfront |
|
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Donald Trump |
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Substitutions:
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Doompaul |
67' |
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Praise Kek |
67' |
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Kryptonite 4 The Sodomite |
67' |
|
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Manager:
|
Rabbi Shlomo !!i3uxIMqTCIK Notwheels !!1ELpXJOh1Ei
|
|
Man of the Match:
>Outdoor Cat (/an/)
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Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
45
|
|
55
|
Shots (on target)
|
6
|
|
7
|
(4)
|
|
(5)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
0
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
2
|
Passes completed (%)
|
80
|
|
82
|
Crosses
|
1
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
12
|
|
9
|
Tackles
|
13
|
|
12
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Saves
|
2
|
|
1
|
|
/lit/ v /adv/
Background: In a match where the goal times remain a mystery, /lit/ and /adv/ drew 1-1 in the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup. The two teams met again in a dead rubber match in the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, and neither team was willing to even try, resulting in a 0-0 draw. A result was finally achieved in the 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, with /lit/ pulling off a 3-2 victory.
Stadium: The Humbert Humbert Memorial Stadium
|
12 August 2016, 20:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 1061
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DFW 28', 80' Start With The Greeks 48'
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20', 57', 72' Suicide 44', 62' Relationshit
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Assists
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Start With The Greeks 28', 80'
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57', 72' How Do I Get GF? 62' Suicide
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Kit:
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Trolley Problem |
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Arse Full Of Farts |
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QT Yuki |
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Ubermensch |
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Ayn Rand |
62' |
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No Discernable Talent |
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Hemmmmingway |
62' |
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Tao Lin |
62' |
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Lolita Wanted It |
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DFW |
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Start With The Greeks |
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Substitutions:
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Pure Ideology |
62' |
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Eldritch Horrors |
62' |
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Itchy Kant |
62' |
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Manager:
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Autocrat !!CgrAMDqsYHX San Marino !!K7UPgnq6Ao2
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Kit:
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Good Guy Greg |
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Moralfag |
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Bitches & Whores |
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Polyamory |
62' |
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Shut In |
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Fetish |
62' |
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Weed |
62' |
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5 Inch Dick |
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How Do I Get GF |
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Relationshit |
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Suicide |
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Substitutions:
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Write A Letter |
62' |
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Long Distance Relationship |
62' |
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|
Degree |
62' |
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Manager:
|
Clrs !!V44yYJo0I/a
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Man of the Match:
Suicide (/adv/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
47
|
|
53
|
Shots (on target)
|
10
|
|
10
|
(7)
|
|
(9)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
1
|
(0)
|
|
(1)
|
Corner Kicks
|
2
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
1
|
|
0
|
Passes completed (%)
|
74
|
|
76
|
Crosses
|
2
|
|
0
|
Interceptions
|
19
|
|
19
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Tackles
|
5
|
|
6
|
Saves
|
4
|
|
3
|
|
/pol/ v /lit/
Background: The first match for both of these teams was against each other, as they faced off in a 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies match which ended in a 3-0 win to /pol/. In the 2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies, /pol/ stole a certain victory from under /lit/'s noses, scoring two goals beyond the 85th minute to win 2-1. They repeated this feat in the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup, with Doompaul's last minute winner gifting /pol/ another 2-1 win. For a third consecutive match-up, /pol/ cucked /lit/ and won 3-1 in the 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup, relegating /lit/ and promoting /pol/. /lit/'s only solace came from beating /pol/ 5-1 in the inaugural Lark's Madness tournament.
Stadium: /new/remberg Field
|
14 August 2016, 20:00 UTC
|
Attendance: 1435
|
Stormfront 38'
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56', 65' Start With The Greeks
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Kit:
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Not An Argument |
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Dindu Nuffin |
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|
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|
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Mike Pence |
|
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|
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K...Keep Me Posted |
|
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Praise Kek |
65' |
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Zimmerman |
65' |
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Moonman |
65' |
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Hitler |
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Jews |
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Donald Trump |
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Stormfront |
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Substitutions:
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Doompaul |
65' |
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Kryptonite 4 The Sodomite |
65' |
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Ben Garrison |
65' |
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Manager:
|
Rabbi Shlomo !!i3uxIMqTCIK Notwheels !!1ELpXJOh1Ei
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Kit:
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Exit Level |
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Smirked Quite Jewishly |
65' |
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|
Ubermensch |
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Huge Orson Welles |
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Ayn Rand |
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No Discernable Talent |
|
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Hemmmmingway |
65' |
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Pure Ideology |
65' |
|
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Lolita Wanted It |
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DFW |
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|
|
|
Start With The Greeks |
|
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|
Substitutions:
|
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AM Pinecone |
65' |
|
|
|
|
Katie Loved Books |
65' |
|
|
|
|
Tao Lin |
65' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Autocrat !!CgrAMDqsYHX San Marino !!K7UPgnq6Ao2
|
|
Man of the Match:
Start With The Greeks (/lit/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
44
|
|
56
|
Shots (on target)
|
7
|
|
6
|
(3)
|
|
(4)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
0
|
|
0
|
(0)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
0
|
Passes completed (%)
|
84
|
|
84
|
Crosses
|
0
|
|
1
|
Interceptions
|
18
|
|
18
|
Tackles
|
3
|
|
6
|
Saves
|
3
|
|
3
|
|
/adv/ v /an/
Background: These two teams have never met each other in a competitive setting.
Stadium: Advice Dog Stadium
|
14 August 2016, 20:30 UTC
|
Attendance: 1302
|
|
Kit:
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|
Good Guy Greg |
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|
Femanon |
|
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|
|
Bitches & Whores |
|
|
|
|
|
S/adv/irgin |
13' |
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|
Cheating GF |
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Fetish |
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Get It Off Your Chest |
|
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5 Inch Dick |
|
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|
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How Do I Get GF |
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Relationshit |
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Suicide |
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Manager:
|
Clrs !!V44yYJo0I/a
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Kit:
|
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|
Backyard Breeder |
|
|
|
|
|
Invasive Species |
79' |
|
|
|
|
Train Your Dog |
|
|
|
|
|
Birb |
|
|
|
|
|
Cats Vs Dogs |
79' |
|
|
|
|
Spacebat |
|
|
|
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|
Leopard Gecko |
79' |
|
|
|
|
Take It To The Vet |
|
|
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|
|
What Is This? |
|
|
|
|
|
Harambe |
|
|
|
|
|
>Outdoor Cat |
|
|
|
Substitutions:
|
|
|
Fuck Off Vegan |
79' |
|
|
|
|
Honey Badger |
79' |
|
|
|
|
Canadian Goose |
79' |
|
|
Manager:
|
Heavenly_Pond !!sFCZyZHsSiq CollieBro !!0sD18ui7YXt Alternativeroo !!R5/4Cpex4Bg
|
|
Man of the Match:
Take It To The Vet (/an/)
|
Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
50
|
|
50
|
Shots (on target)
|
4
|
|
12
|
(3)
|
|
(11)
|
Fouls (offside)
|
2
|
|
0
|
(1)
|
|
(0)
|
Corner Kicks
|
0
|
|
0
|
Free Kicks
|
0
|
|
2
|
Passes completed (%)
|
83
|
|
83
|
Crosses
|
1
|
|
0
|
Interceptions
|
14
|
|
14
|
Tackles
|
4
|
|
7
|
Saves
|
5
|
|
1
|
|