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/fed/
Ex astris, scientia
/fed/ - The United Federation of Planets
Founded 2161 Manager Thomas Vanderbilt Owner The Stars Around Us IRL manager Lab Coat !!xjloyu2m+mY Designated Redshirt OGRO!NiCRiggEdU Team colors Chat color 0018A8 Space Blue Top scorer N/A (N/A) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain N/A Website /fed/ - The United Federation of Planets Nickname The Federation
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year Biggest defeat TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year First match TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year
Team music
Anthem Anthem of The United Federation of Planets Victory Anthem Star Trek Meets Metal Victory Anthem If Picard is MoTM The Picard Song Goal horn Star Trek: The Next Generation/First Contact Metal Cover Benjamin Sisko Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (Theme) - Metal Cover Kathryn Janeway Star Trek: Voyager Theme - Metal Cover Not Communism Soviet Union Anthem Jean-Luc Picard 2+ Goals Picard Song (Earl Grey Hot Mix) Remix
Kits

No. Position Player 1   GK Space Jews 12 Discount Romulans 11 Fuck The Romulans 99 STDs 32 Fuck Off Q 3 Cucked Klingon 56 Jonathan Archer 8 Kathryn Janeway 3 James T. Kirk 30 Benjamin Sisko 70 John-Luc Picard

No. Position Player 69   GK For "Science" 31 Dukat Did EVERYTHING Wrong 33 Not Communist 12 >Econmic Utopia 78 Spock 4 Mentally Challenged Aliens 88 Holodeck Porn 11 Starslaves 40 Autistic Android 15 Red Shirts 42 Photon Torpedos 2 B O R G

Roster

Number	Picture	Position	Name	Description
1		Goal Keeper	Space Jews	"Oy vey goyim, A suit of the finest Andorian silk? A ring of pure Surax? A complete set of Tanesh pottery? How about a latinum plated bucket to sleep in?"
2		TBD	Discount Romulans	"The Romulans are Boring" "Let's add a new race" "There Romulans but... Evil? Yeah"
3		TBD	Fuck The Romulans	Please don't sexually fuck the Romulans, that's not what we meant. Sexing Romulans is disgusting.
4		TBD	STDs	What did you think we meant?
5		TBD	Fuck Off Q	Oh, this asshole again
6		TBD	Cucked Klingon	"Fuck your honer, get back to your post"
7		TBD	Jonathan Archer	If he were the actually captain of the team, half the players wouldn't even make it to the end of the match
8		TBD	Cathryn Janeway	Fuck the Prime Directive, unless the plot needs us not too
9		TBD	James T. Kirk	Fucking space women and contracting space STDs is just a part of the job
10		TBD	Benjamin Sisko	"Fuck You" -Benjamin Sisko
11		TBD	John-Luc Picard	Tea Earl Grey Hot