Group B of the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup contains the following teams:
Table
Team
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Pld
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W
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D
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L
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GF
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GA
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GD
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Pts
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/r9k/ |
3 |
3 |
0 |
0 |
12 |
6 |
6 |
9
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/vr/ |
3 |
1 |
1 |
1 |
6 |
7 |
-1 |
4
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/adv/ |
3 |
1 |
0 |
2 |
5 |
5 |
0 |
3
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/c/ |
3 |
0 |
1 |
2 |
6 |
11 |
-5 |
1
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/vr/ v /c/
Background: These teams have never played each other officially, but an early /vr/ squad faced /c/ in the 2013 Tottoric Up, losing 2-1.
Stadium: The Arcadium
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6 May 2016, 18:00 UTC
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Kit:
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Not Retro |
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John Romero |
78' |
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>filters |
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Segata Sanshiro |
69' |
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Gunpei Yokoi |
69' |
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Vectrex |
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My Dad |
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Kirby |
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CRT |
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Kacho Arino |
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Doomguy |
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Substitutions:
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Banjo |
69' |
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Aeris Dies |
69' |
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Sir Arthur |
78' |
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Manager:
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Polybius !!8pNcdzAswmJ
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Kit:
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Ika-chan |
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Maka |
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Sayaka |
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Yuno |
74' |
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Toshinou Kyouko |
69' |
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Minase Iori |
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Rei |
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Happy Birthday! |
69' |
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Tomoko |
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Konata |
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Yui |
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Substitutions:
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Kirino |
69' |
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Hanako |
69' |
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Haruhi |
74' |
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Manager:
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Gerb !!B0JdLFwGiRH
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Man of the Match:
Konata (/c/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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57
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43
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Shots (on target)
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5
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7
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(4)
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(5)
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Fouls (offside)
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2
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3
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(1)
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(1)
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Corner Kicks
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0
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1
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Free Kicks
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3
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2
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Passes completed (%)
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87
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76
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Crosses
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0
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0
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Interceptions
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17
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16
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Tackles
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7
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6
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Saves
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2
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3
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/r9k/ v /adv/
Background: Prior to this game, the Beta Bowl had been played just once. In the 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup quarter final, the two teams played out a semen-slurping 0-0 draw, before /r9k/ won 3-2 on penalties. The game is also remembered for both teams having Beta As Fuck as a player, leading to some confusion.
Stadium: El Monumental Failure
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6 May 2016, 18:30 UTC
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Sadfrog 16', 64'
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86' Relationshit
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Kit:
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Greentext |
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Beta As Fuck |
64' |
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Stacy |
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Forever Alone |
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Wizard |
64' |
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Roastie |
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Kissless Virgin |
64' |
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Robot9001 |
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>tfw no gf |
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Sadfrog |
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Elliot Rodger |
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Substitutions:
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Neckbeard |
64' |
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Cut Off Balls |
64' |
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Poop Jug |
64' |
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Manager:
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Shuckle !!QKW7kiLRIvE MarcoZ !!ycrzIG/Qkev
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Kit:
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Good Guy Greg |
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Friendzoned |
64' |
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Bitches & Whores |
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1st World Problems |
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Rape Victim |
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Ask The Opposite Gender |
64' |
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Weed |
64' |
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5 Inch Dick |
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How Do I Get GF? |
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Relationshit |
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Suicide |
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Substitutions:
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Degree |
64' |
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Write A Letter |
64' |
87' |
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Moralfag |
64' |
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Manager:
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Clrs !!V44yYJo0I/a
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Man of the Match:
Sadfrog (/r9k/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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49
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51
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Shots (on target)
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5
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7
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(4)
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(4)
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Fouls (offside)
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0
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1
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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0
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0
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Free Kicks
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1
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0
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Passes completed (%)
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80
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89
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Crosses
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0
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1
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Interceptions
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14
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17
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Tackles
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5
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6
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Saves
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4
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3
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/vr/ v /r9k/
Background:
Stadium: The Arcadium
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8 May 2016, 18:00 UTC
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Attendance: 902
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Kit:
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Powerglove |
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Sir Arthur |
67' |
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>filters |
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Mega Man |
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Gunpei Yokoi |
67' |
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Vectrex |
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My Dad |
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Zig |
83' |
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CRT |
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Kacho Arino |
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Doomguy |
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Substitutions:
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Aeris Dies |
67' |
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John Romero |
67' |
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Greedy Resellers |
83' |
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Manager:
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Polybius !!8pNcdzAswmJ
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Kit:
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White Knight |
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Beta As Fuck |
67' |
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Normie |
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Stacy |
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Wizard |
67' |
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Chad |
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Fembot |
67' |
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Robot9001 |
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>tfw no gf |
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Sadfrog |
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Elliot Rodger |
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Substitutions:
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Wage Cuck |
67' |
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Pee Pee Poo Poo |
67' |
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Neckbeard |
67' |
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Manager:
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Shuckle !!QKW7kiLRIvE MarcoZ !!ycrzIG/Qkev
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Man of the Match:
Sadfrog (/r9k/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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49
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51
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Shots (on target)
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8
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6
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(4)
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(6)
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Fouls (offside)
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3
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3
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(1)
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(1)
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Corner Kicks
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0
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0
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Free Kicks
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3
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3
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Passes completed (%)
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73
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79
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Crosses
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0
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1
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Interceptions
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22
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29
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Tackles
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6
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2
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Saves
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1
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3
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/c/ v /adv/
Background:
Stadium: Weeaboo Lane
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8 May 2016, 18:30 UTC
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Attendance: 895
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Kit:
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Ika-chan |
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Maka |
68' |
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Yuno |
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Sayaka |
16' |
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Toshinou Kyouko |
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Minase Iori |
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2hus |
68' |
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Kirino |
22' |
68' |
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Tomoko |
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Konata |
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Yui |
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Substitutions:
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Rei |
68' |
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Happy Birthday! |
68' |
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Riika Takanashi |
68' |
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Manager:
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Gerb !!B0JdLFwGiRH
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Kit:
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Venting |
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Friendzoned |
68' |
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Bitches & Whores |
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1st World Problems |
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Rape Victim |
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Ask The Opposite Gender |
68' |
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Get It Off Your Chest |
68' |
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5 Inch Dick |
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How Do I Get GF? |
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Relationshit |
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Suicide |
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Substitutions:
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Weed |
68' |
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Degree |
68' |
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Femanon |
68' |
88' |
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Manager:
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Clrs !!V44yYJo0I/a
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Man of the Match:
Suicide (/adv/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
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53
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47
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Shots (on target)
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6
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7
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(5)
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(7)
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Fouls (offside)
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3
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1
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(0)
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
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0
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1
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Free Kicks
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1
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2
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Passes completed (%)
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87
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85
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Crosses
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0
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|
1
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Interceptions
|
11
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12
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Tackles
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9
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8
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Saves
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2
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2
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/r9k/ v /c/
Stadium: El Monumental Failure
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14 May 2016, 18:00 UTC
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Attendance: 774
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Eggman |
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Cut Off Balls |
63' |
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Stacy |
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Forever Alone |
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Wagecuck |
37' |
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Chad |
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ROBOT9001 |
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Neckbeard |
63' |
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Elliot Rodger |
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>tfw no gf |
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Sadfrog |
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Substitutions:
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Pee Pee Poo Poo |
63' |
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Spaghetti |
63' |
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Manager:
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Shuckle !!QKW7kiLRIvE MarcoZ !!ycrzIG/Qkev
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Ika-chan |
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Maka |
63' |
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qt FE Girls |
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Haruhi |
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Chaika |
63' |
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Minase Iori |
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Rei |
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Happy Birthday! |
63' |
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Tomoko |
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Yui |
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Konata |
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Substitutions:
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Pleinair |
63' |
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Toshinou Kyouko |
63' |
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Kirino |
63' |
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Manager:
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Gerb !!B0JdLFwGiRH
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Man of the Match:
Elliot Rodger (/r9k/)
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Match Stats
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Possession (%)
|
52
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48
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Shots (on target)
|
11
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12
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(7)
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(7)
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Fouls (offside)
|
1
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3
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(0)
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(1)
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Corner Kicks
|
3
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1
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Free Kicks
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3
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|
1
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Passes completed (%)
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86
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|
88
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Crosses
|
1
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0
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Interceptions
|
10
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13
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Tackles
|
12
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6
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Saves
|
5
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4
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/adv/ v /vr/
Stadium: Feelbird Stadium
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14 May 2016, 18:30 UTC
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Attendance: 805
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14' Kacho Arino
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Good Guy Greg |
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Moralfag |
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1st World Problems |
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S/adv/irgin |
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Shut In |
70' |
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Fetish |
70' |
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Write A Letter |
39' |
70' |
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5 Inch Dick |
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How Do I Get GF? |
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Suicide |
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Relationshit |
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Substitutions:
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Cheating Girlfriend |
70' |
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Ask The Opposite Gender |
70' |
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Get It Off Your Chest |
70' |
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Manager:
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Clrs !!V44yYJo0I/a
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Powerglove |
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Sir Arthur |
70' |
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Segata Sanshiro |
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Mega Man |
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Gunpei Yokoi |
70' |
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Vectrex |
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Satoru Iwata |
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My Dad |
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Doomguy |
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Kacho Arino |
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CRT |
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Substitutions:
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John Romero |
70' |
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Aeris Dies |
70' |
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Manager:
|
Polybius !!8pNcdzAswmJ
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Man of the Match:
Powerglove (/vr/)
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Match Stats
|
Possession (%)
|
40
|
|
60
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Shots (on target)
|
8
|
|
9
|
(6)
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(6)
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Fouls (offside)
|
1
|
|
1
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(0)
|
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(0)
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Corner Kicks
|
1
|
|
2
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Free Kicks
|
1
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|
0
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Passes completed (%)
|
82
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|
91
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Crosses
|
0
|
|
1
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Interceptions
|
8
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|
8
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Tackles
|
7
|
|
8
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Saves
|
4
|
|
7
|
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