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Introduction
/po/ can be described in one word. Slow. See, /po/'s incredibly small population doesn't much care for conversation and the roads of the small town never have any sign of traffic. It's a quiet place. Though if there is one thing the people of /po/ have mastered into a fine art, it is the ability to turn simple card and paper into whatever the hell they want to. /po/ figure that victory in the Babby Cup will bring the board some much needed traffic and attention. So they've crafted together a team with the goal of claiming not only the Babby Cup but the Summer Cup as well in the biggest underdog story of the century. More realistically, the team is going to FOLD THE OTHER TEAM TO DESTRUCTION.
History
Anything before the 2013 Spring Babby Cup is unknown to this writer. If anyone wishes to put any details as to the events before it, they may do so.
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup
The paperfolding team /po/ went into this Cup as something like underdogs that no one would pay attention to. An obscure team. Then manager, Crafty/po/ster !!LbVTjNXXan6 led the team headfirst into the 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup, where they were drawn into a group of /tv/, /vp/ and /gif/. /po/ would face a stern test against /vp/ in their first match of the Spring Babbies. At half-time, /po/ would be 1-0 up against /vp/, courtesy of a Paper Goat goal. However, after the break, the /po/lice would come back to an angry and rampant /vp/ team, who scored two goals in five minutes to make it 1-2. However, /po/ would not give up here and hit back in the 67th minute, with a paper equaliser from Paper Goat. Chapsy finished the comeback in the 79th minute and made it a glorious 2-3 victory to /po/. Their next match, against /gif/ ended in a stalemate with goals from Chapsy and Paper Cut. Despite the stalemate, /po/ was in a very good situation to advance to the 2013 4chan Summer Cup. Their next match was up against a team in good form, /tv/, who had just crushed /vp/ 3-0 earlier. Moneygami gave /po/ the lead at the 16th minute, and things were looking good. L O S T thought he could crash this paper plane and equalised the game in the 32nd minute. This match stayed 1-1 the entire game, until the 81th minute, with a goal from Paper Plane, giving /tv/ a cheeky paper cut. The match would end 2-1 to /po/ and they were through to the 2013 Summer Cup and the knockout stages of this cup. /po/ drew /x/, but was quickly dismissed 1-3, sending /po/'s hopes and dreams of winning the Spring Babbies into the dumpster. However, they still had the dream of winning the Summer Cup.
2013 4chan Summer Cup
Over the break, Crafty/po/ster !!LbVTjNXXan6 had recruited a co-manager by the name of PaperPlane !!g7i5VWxBJeX, who would help out with his tactics. In the same situation as they were in the Spring Babbies, they were expected to be BTFO out of the tournament. They were drawn into a group that consisted of the behemoths /a/, the strong /h/, and their old friend /tv/. No one expected much out of /po/ No one cared who they were... until they drubbed /tv/ 5-0 in their very first match of the tournament. A Paper Cut hat trick and goals from Moneygami and Paper Plane smashed the television screen, and threw it out the window. All was well and everyone was singing the songs of PAYPUH PAYPUH PAYPUH. Up next... they were up against /h/, a very strong team. A draw would put /po/ in the same situation they were in in the Spring Babbies, still a good position to be in to progress to the knockout stages. The match, indeed, ended in a /po/ dominant stalemate. They were seriously unlucky not to have scored. The next match, against /a/, was a complete 5-0 drubbing by /a/ on /po/. It was 3-0 at half-time, which showed the dominance that /a/ had asserted upon /po/. /h/ had defeated /tv/ 2-3 before this match, so this loss meant that /po/ would be relegated back to the Babbies. Worse, Crafty/po/ster had disappeared after the /tv/ match leaving Paper Plane who was already busy, to manage the team. He just did not have the time for /po/, and /po/ went basically managerless.
2013 4chan Autumn Cup
New regulations were put out to enhance the 4chan Cup experience, and /po/ could not meet those regulations, leading them to be nerfed and rigged really hard by the 4CCC. /po/ was drawn into a group of /c/, /asp/ and /adv/. /c/ drubbed /po/ 4-1, with a goal from Chapsy, /asp/ inflicted the same punishment, but with a 3-0 scoreline. /adv/ would top it off with a 1-0 scoreline, sending /po/ to 31st place with a -7 GD, and finishing only above /k/. One of the most forgettable campaigns for /po/. Was this the end for them...?
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup
For four whole months, /po/ was completely managerless. The 2014 Winter Cup came and went, and the 2014 Spring Babbies were looming. /po/ was supposed to compete, but the 4CCC had moved over the competition into PES14, meaning /po/ had neither an export or a manager. A new format had also arisen, the Mega Babby, which removed the playoff rounds that /po/ was supposed to play in, and put them straight into the competition with 39 other teams, in eight groups of five teams. Many new regulations were implemented as well.
A full two and a half weeks before the export deadline, Soryuu !!o16SVJJscF1 popped out of nowhere and decided to take on the managerial post of /po/, whilst recruiting SirBaconson !!UMasemWL9wQ as his co-manager. An export was completed within four days and a kit hastily folded together within a week. Soryuu and SirBaconson had agreed to field a 3-3-4 formation and anything with four forwards, an action that called them crazy. /po/ was in the same situation as they were in the cups a year ago, but this time with that underdog expectation, and a strange small following. They were drawn into a group that consisted of /y/, /cm/, /diy/ and /n/. /y/ was the team everyone expected to roll over the group, and they were /po/'s first match. /y/ pushed forward for a goal, with /po/'s paper thin defence vulnerable. Ramen Yaoi slotted in a goal in the 8th minute, as almost everyone expected. However, /po/'s attack was bound to break something, as Template took advantage of a goalkeeper botch in the 20th minute to equalise. Both teams went into half-time all square. After the half-time break, /po/ pushed forward for their own goal. Template threw in a beautiful cross to Chapsy, whose header hit the post and almost recreated The Flash's mistake... however, the ball rebounded to himself so he fixed his mistake by making it 1-2. /po/ held on for a 1-2 scoreline, a fantastic start to the campaign.
/po/'s next match was against a very murky team, /diy/. Soryuu was concerned for this match, considering he does not know anything about /diy/. His concerns were right, and /po/ was drubbed 3-0 by /diy/. /po/ was still in an okay situation. By the time the next match came along, /po/ was in a situation where either they or /n/ would go through to the 2014 4chan Summer Cup with /diy/, who had crushed everyone in its path since then. A very intense and important match, /po/ was up against /n/ who had destroyed /cm/ 1-4, but lost to /diy/ 3-0. It was a fight for the second place slot, and a fight to the death. /n/ almost scored many times in the first half, and /po/'s Big Head Mode inspired defensive performance prevented them. It was a 0-0 scoreline at half-time. After the break, the /n/iggers had awakened the paper monster. /po/'s devastating attack hit /n/ at the 55th minute, where a great cross by Template to Chapsy resulted in a vital goal. It would only get worse for /n/. The pressing football paid off as Moneygami bullied a /n/ player into a corner, out of which he scored a monstrous header to make it 2-0 at the 58th minute. Another great cross by Template to Paper Cut's boots this time, made it 3-0 to the /po/lice. /n/ kept pressing for a goal, and /po/ hit one back at them before the match ended, due to a great through ball to Paper Cut. /po/ was through to the 2014 4chan Summer Cup.
Soryuu let SirBaconson manage the /cm/ game, which ended 1-2 in favour of /cm/ in a /h/-like game, where /po/ was dominant but they could not finish. /po/ was still through to the knockout stages of the 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup and into the 2014 4chan Summer Cup. In the knockout stages, Soryuu wished for /pol/, and /po/ drew /pol/. After a week of preparation... /po/ fought against the /pol/and in a great match up for the Round of 16. /pol/ hit two goals in the first half at /po/, but /po/ would just absolutely not give up. They made a comeback courtesy of Paper Plane and Paper Goat. At the end of the day, the match had to go to Extra Time to settle things. Both teams were threatening each other, but could not find a goal. Penalties were looming. However, as they were about to go to penalties, Hitler sent a heartbreaking goal towards /po/ at the 116th minute. /po/, not giving up again, tried to get one back immediately after, but they failed to and they were knocked out of the Cup. However, they were still through to Summer, and they have the same hopes and dreams as they had the year before.
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Roster
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Match History
Official Matches
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| March 17, 2012 |  /an/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-5 L | X-Acto  22'Big Head Mode 89'
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| March 17, 2012 | /an/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-1 D | X-Acto 75'
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| April 14, 2012 |  /diy/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 4-0 L | |
| May 16, 2012 |  /wg/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Paper Plane 69'
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| June 9, 2012 |  /k/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Paper Plane 67'
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| September 2, 2012 |  /x/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | X-Acto 88'
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| September 15, 2012 |  /lit/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-2 L | X-Acto 14'
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| September 22, 2012 | /wg/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-2 W | Paper Plane 7', 55' Big Head Mode 79'
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| October 13, 2012 |  /vp/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-1 D | Paper Plane 19'
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| October 13, 2012 | /wg/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-1 L | Paper Plane 83'
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| October 19, 2012 |  /fa/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-0 W | Paper Plane 84'
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| December 8, 2012 |  /ic/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-0 L | |
| April 7, 2013 |  /g/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | X-Acto 78'
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| April 7, 2013 |  /hr/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 4-0 W | Paper Plane 38' X-Acto 40'Tacky Glue 50'Chapsy 52'
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| May 3, 2013 | /vp/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 3-2 W | Paper Goat 26', 67' Chapsy 79'
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| May 5, 2013 |  /gif/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-2 D | Papercut 11' Chapsy 70'
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| May 11, 2013 |  /tv/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-1 W | Moneygami 16' Paper Plane 81'
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| May 18, 2013 | /x/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-3 L | Papercut 43'
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| August 16, 2013 | /tv/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup | 5-0 W | Papercut 13', 25', 88' Moneygami 32'Paper Plane 43'
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| August 18, 2013 |  /h/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup | 0-0 D | |
| August 24, 2013 |  /a/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup | 0-5 L | |
| November 15, 2013 |  /c/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 4-1 L | Chapsy 10'
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| November 17, 2013 |  /asp/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 3-0 L | |
| November 23, 2013 |  /adv/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-0 L | |
| April 4, 2014 |  /y/
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2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D | 2-1 W video link |
Template 20' Chapsy 57'
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| April 6, 2014 | /diy/
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2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D | 0-3 L video link |
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| April 18, 2014 |  /n/
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2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D | 4-0 W video link |
Chapsy 55' Moneygami 58'Paper Cut 60', 89'
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| April 19, 2014 |  /cm/
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2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D | 1-2 L video link |
Paper Goat 67'
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| April 26, 2014 |  /pol/
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2014 4chan Spring Cup | 3-2 L | Paper Plane 41' Paper Goat 51'
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Invitationals
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| December 25, 2012 |  /int/
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2012 Christmas Cup Round of 16 | 3-0 W | Paper Plane 2', 17', 90+3'
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| December 25, 2012 | /h/
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2012 Christmas Cup Quarterfinals | 2-2 W (3-2) |
Paper Cut 63', 84'
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| December 25, 2012 | /y/
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2012 Christmas Cup Semifinals | 2-1 L | Paper Plane 5'
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| December 25, 2012 | /tv/
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2012 Christmas Cup Third Place Match | 1-1 L (3-5) |
Paper Plane 25'
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Honors
- 2012 Christmas Cup: 4th place
Downloads
Full export, kits and faces included
https://www.dropbox.com/s/i6go22m3mk1x07b/Full%20po%20export.rar
Squad
https://www.dropbox.com/s/w15qdwccwxv88w0/Squad%20and%20formation.zip
Kits and faces
https://www.dropbox.com/s/9v3nlbtrbaoe50l/po%20kits%20and%20faces.rar
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