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A FUCKING LEAF
/leaf/ - Canada
Founded July 1, 1867 IRL manager HarryEnfield Team colors Chat color D52B1E Maple Leaf Red Top scorer N/A (N/A) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain A FUCKING LEAF Website /leaf/ - Canada Nickname Canucks Maple Niggers
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem O' Canada Victory Anthem Heaven In Alberta >A FUCKING LEAF Man Of The Match Anthem Fifty Mission Cap Goal horn Tom Sawyer DUDE, LEGAL WEED Goalhorn Smoke Weed Every Day Stormtrooper Goalhorn Human Insecticide Don Cherry Goalhorn Coach's Corner
Kits

Roster

Roster under construction, feel free to make suggestions on the talk page or contact me directly.

No. Position Player 8   GK Universal Healthcare 22   CB The CHAD Metric System 96   CB Residential Schools 7   CB Tim Horton's 3   DMF Maple Nigger 0   DMF Peacekeeper 76   CMF Don Cherry 11   AMF Poutine 420   AMF DUDE, LEGAL WEED 5   SS Justin Trudope 18   CF >A FUCKING LEAF

No. Position Player 1   GK Multiculturalism 4   CB Hudson's Bay Company 10   CB SweatingCanadian.jpg 20   CB 202,000km of Coastline 6   CB Nation of Hockey 69   CB ANAL 2   DMF TWO TIME WORLD WAR CHAMPS 93   DMF >the absolute state of Canadian NHL teams 9   DMF America is Canada's Pants 21   CMF >Canadian """Premier""" League 19   CMF Toronto Raptors 2019 NBA Champs 17   SS Stormtrooper

Player	Description
Universal Healthcare	Oh no, my feelings are hurt. Let me go to the doctor so he can check them for free
Multiculturalism	>It's our national identity
The CHAD Metric System	Imagine using Imperial like some sort of third world country
Residential Schools	Because Canada tried to eradicate the natives too
Tim Horton's	Formerly the best coffee chain (thanks Burger King)
SweatingCanadian.jpg	+10C
Hudson's Bay Company	Over 400 year old fur trading company turned clothing store
202,000km of Coastline	Get on our level, coastlets
Don Cherry	WATCH THIS HERE
ANAL	Conveniently placed shirt text
>A FUCKING LEAF	This thread is going a little too well for my liking
DUDE, LEGAL WEED	Imagine not having legal weed
Justin Trudope	The walking vagina himself
Poutine	The most patrician way to eat fries
Maple Nigger	Syrup sucking faggot
Peacekeeper	Still cleaning up the fucking mess in Afghanistan
TWO TIME WORLD WAR CHAMPS	Oh it's true, it's damn true
>the absolute state of Canadian NHL teams	>vaughncouver >oilels >shames >jest >laffs >hasb >snes
America is Canada's Pants	Florida is the benis
>Canadian """Premier""" League	Brand new domestic league = premier, yes
Toronto Raptors 2019 NBA Champs	>letting the single fucking leaf team in the league win the championship >the absolute golden state
Nation of Hockey	Simply and consistently the best at icepunch
Stormtrooper	What the piss-scared Krauts called Canadian WWI Soldiers

Match Record

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
TBD, 2019	/TBD/	Multinational Bowl 4	TBD	TBD
TBD, 2019	/TBD/	Multinational Bowl 4	TBD	TBD
TBD, 2019	/TBD/	Multinational Bowl 4	TBD	TBD

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