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This team is out of date! / BORIS, DON'T YOU FUCKING IGNORE THIS. The most recent changes made to this team (whether they were related to the formation, players or mentality), weren't shown in their latest official game. Boris should add/remove these things by the next time this team plays in order to avoid butthurt. Reason: Roster inconsistent with front page. (Added on 17-11-2013)

/f/
When I think /f/, I think quality.
/f/ - Flash
Founded July 2012 IRL manager Old Man Sou !!IYmoTiYa3ke Team colors Chat color 009966 Da Hood Green Ranking 35 Highest rank 26 (April, 2012) Lowest rank 35 (July, 2012) Top scorer N/A (N/A) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain N/A Website /f/ - Flash Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 6 3 6 15 40%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /f/  10–0  /wg/ 9 September 2012 Biggest defeat /sci/  4–1  /f/ 13 October,2012 First match /f/  2–2  /an/ 23 March 2012
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Rhythm Heaven Remix 10 Goal horn F.O.E - IOSYS
Kits

/f/ is the flash board that nobody gives a shit about because everything is 5 years old repost, and didn't have a team so I ripped off half of another team page and replaced their shit with ours. Now we have half a half-page.

The goal horn for when Fernando scores Dance of the Manwhore - Fernando [1]
The goal horn when DA HOOD scores is DMX - Where The Hood at [2]

For the 2hu Derby /f/ has a special roster which will have it's own article shortly.

The /f/orced Roster

Main article: /f/ Roster.

No. Position Player #   GK Segata Sanshiro #   CB Mormon Jesus [P06] #   LB Blackbob #   RB Sageman #   DMF Dikembe Mutombo [S24] #   DMF FINAL BOSS #   DMF Kikoman #   AMF Monsquaz [P13] #   AMF Fernando [Captain] [P08] #   AMF DA HOOD [P08 S06 S05] #   CF Nipaa [P08 S06]

No. Position Player #   GK Colin Mochrie #   GK lolicatgirls #   CB Shii #   LB Nevada-Tan #   RB ZONE #   DMF French Erotic Film #   DMF IOSYS #   DMF Loituma #   AMF F.O.E #   AMF Goosehoward [S04] #   AMF WRRRRRY #   CF PARTY HARD

Quotes

"This is just crazy."

— Sideless

"An exciting game, I'll give it that."

— Sideless

"Anyone knew we had a flashboard?"

— Sideless

"I'd love for them to qualify for the Summer Cup and make it to the final, that would be great."

— Ganon

"27 shots... haha, that's gotta be a record... that's a record, check if that's a record. Yes! It's a record!"

— Germanbro

"Consider it concrete Ken!"

— Old Man Sou

"You better keep those changes or the only thing concrete will be your feet!"

— Ken Threatening /f/ Manager: Old Man Sou regarding the "temporary" changes for the Touhou Derby

Tactics

/f/'s Default Bullet Hell Offense

Manager's Thoughts on /f/'s performance in the 2012 Autumn Babby Cup

"Everyone is fucking fired."

— Old Man Sou

Match History

2012 Spring Friendlies

26 February, 2012  /toy/ 2 - 1 /f/

10 March, 2012  /f/ 2 - 1 /y/

2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup

24 March, 2012  /f/ 2 - 2 /an/  DA HOOD  10' ZONE  39'  16' Mantis King  65' Spacebat

24 March, 2012  /3/ 3 - 1 /f/  Super Deep Throat  2' (o.g.) 3DS MAX  21' Maya  51' YES YES  61'

25 March, 2012  /f/ 2 - 2 /d/  DA HOOD  25, 61' Haigure  12' HSITMPBAMCWTPOP  69'

2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies

14 April, 2012  /ic/ 2 - 1 /f/  Main Dude  13, 26' Dancing Street Guys  61'

16 May, 2012  /mlp/ 1 - 0 /f/  >Rape  90+1'

SHAMEFUR DISPRAY

14 April, 2012  /gif/ 0 - 0 /f/

2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies

9 September, 2012  /f/ 10 - 0 /wg/  Hoporider  10', 48', 68', 90+1' Da Hood  18', 34', 41', 90+3' Zone  75' There She Is  79'

23 September, 2012  /f/ 2 - 4 /h/  Partyhard  68' DA HOOD  90+1'  29' Fap Gauntlet  56', 84' Titty Monster  65' Endless Ejaculations

23 September, 2012  /f/ 4 - 1 /gif/  Nipaa~  28', 45+1' DA HOOD  67', 73'  59' Saurce

2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

13 October, 2012  /sci/ 4 - 1 /f/  Bill Nye  14', 36', 45' Carl Sagan  55'  43' DA HOOD

13 October, 2012  /f/ 0 - 3 /trv/   3', 65' Sex Tourist  8' Massive Damage

13 October, 2012  /cgl/ 0 - 4 /f/   19', 34', 53' Da Hood  70' Hoporider

2013 Winter Cup Friendlies

15 December, 2012  /jp/ 1 - 3 /f/  Autism  66'  32' Goosehoward  37' Nipaa  78' F.O.E

Rivalries

While /f/ has many users from many boards we still hate the other boards.

Flash Derby - /f/ vs /mlp/

There is no shortage of hate, love, tolerance, anger, and horsefucking. /f/ hates /mlp/ because their flashes are usually the primary reason /f/ sucks today.

Sauce Bowl - /f/ vs /gif/

A friendly rivalry, both /f/ and /gif/ tend to have plenty of sauce. This is merely of test of who's sauce is superior on this day.

Touhou Derby - /f/ vs /jp/

Another somewhat friendly rivalry, Tuesdays on /f/ just happen to be Touhou Tuesday and /jp/ comes out to hang with the /f/ellas. The unoffical anthem of the game is BOUNCINGTOUHOUS.swf for this game /f/ uses a special roster and tactics. Used to be we had a special goal horn for it but some liked it so much it was moved to default goal horn.