/sci/ Roster
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Starters
| Name | Number | Position | Image | In Game | Description | Height (cm) | Weight (kg) | Footedness |
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| Stephen Hawking | 1 | GK | 
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Despite from suffering MS, Hawking has been the guardian angel of /sci/. | 189 | 73 | Right | |
| Does 0.999... = 1? | 99 | LB | 
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The eternal question that divides /sci/. | 182 | 63 | Left | |
| >biology >hard science | 2 | CB | 
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Hey, someone has to watch those organisms in the microscope. | 190 | 109 | Left |
| Transhumanism | 3 | CB | 
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A player genetically engineered to be perfect, he won't let anything get pass by him | 190 | 109 | Right | |
| 2 + 2 = 5 | 6 | RB | 
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It actually equals six. | 182 | 63 | Right | |
| Graham's Number | 33 | DMF | 
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The magnitude of his greatness baffles opponents and he'll take that advantage to score. | 175 | 94 | Left | |
| Richard Feynman | 5 | CMF | 
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Nobel prize winner, ranked second in the team's goalscoring table and he's the most tolerated physicist on /sci/. |
175 | 83 | Right | |
| Intellectualism | 4 | LMF | 
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He's determined to erase all the Anti-intellectualism from all this Cup, and he'll do it with goals | 185 | 63 | Right | |
| Nikola Tesla | 7 | RMF | 
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Credited with the superior form of electricity, Tesla is poised to make an electrifying duo with Bill Nye. | 185 | 63 | Left | |
Bill Nye 
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9 | SS | 
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Carl Sagan 
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8 | SS | 
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Our Lord and Saviour, Sagan is on a mission to lead this team to greater frontiers. | 205 | 81 | Right |
Bench
| Name | Number | Position | Image | In Game | Description | Height (cm) | Weight (kg) | Footedness |
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| Thorium | 90 | GK | 
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What will your children say when you tell them you didn't invest in Thorium? | 189 | 75 | Right |
| Muh IQ | 10 | LB | 
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Guys i took this online IQ test and i'm smarter than 99.99999% of the world! >online tests >mattering |
180 | 92 | Left |
| Homo Engineer | 69 | LB | 
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Q: What do physicists enjoy doing the most at sporting events? A: The Wave. Q: What do engineers enjoy doing the most at sporting events? |
180 | 74 | Left |
| Sun of Fire/Ice | 12 | CB | 
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JUST IMAGINING THE SCENARIO IS PLAIN STUPID. | 185 | 105 | Right |
| Saged Homework | 11 | CB | 
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Alright, let's see if you nerds can figure out this shit. I know it's pre calc but it's hard! | 185 | 105 | Left | |
| Theory a Gauss | 13 | CB | 
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lol no its theory a guess amirite | 184 | 104 | Right |
| Cool Science Facts | 14 | RB | 
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"There are more stolen bikes in my garage than there are stars in the Galaxy." - Black Science Guy. | 180 | 74 | Right |
| 300k Starting | 30 | RB | 
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He got a PhD in Math and a masters in kicking asses. | 180 | 75 | Right | |
| Ken Ham | 16 | DMF | 
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There's a book out there called the Bible that has all the answers you'll ever need about anything and anything, yes including how not to concede goals against lesser opponents. But Mr. Ham, we're talking about your starting argument Define Argument. |
170 | 89 | Left | |
| Richard Dawkins | 15 | CMF | 
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If I can't see my manager then he doesn't exist! Checkmate religiousfags. | 170 | 83 | Right | |
| Bismuth | 17 | DMF | 
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MOTHERFUCKING BISMUTH. | 175 | 94 | Left | |
| Jacob Barnett | 18 | CMF | 
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The preteenager that /sci/ can't stop talking about. Just because you have an IQ higher than Einstein's doesn't mean you are the brightest tool in the shed. | 165 | 36 | Right |