/tcr/

Entertainment for tards

/tcr/ - True Capitalist Radio

Founded

August 17th, 2017

Manager

The Badass of Business

Owner

Jane Walker, Blue Label, 3rd Harvest

IRL manager

Kostas[GRE] !!p9ZsvQpP8fW MINUSFIVESTARS !!nKhmXoQuLru

Team colors

HEX color

000000
Buttstalker Black

Top scorer

Adolf Ghostler, The Engineer (4)

Top assister

Adolf Ghostler (3)

Captain

Adolf Ghostler

Website

/tcr/ - True Capitalist Radio

Nickname

Troll Terrorists

Historic performance

4	0	4			8				50%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
14	16	-2

Biggest win
/tcr/	3–1	/mlpol/
September 22, 2018

Biggest defeat
/tcr/	0–3	/mlpol/
June 23, 2019

First match
/cg/	1–2	/tcr/
September 21, 2018

/pol/eague
Appearances	2 (First in /pol/eague 3)
Best result	6th, /pol/eague 3

Team music

Anthem	Money Money
Playoff Anthem	Melting Pot of Alcohol
Victory Anthem	The True Capitalist Army Song

Goal horn	Fuck You Texas
Adolf Ghostler	Der Fuehrer's Face
Hambone	Cheese Cheese Cheese
The Engineer	Boss Nigger
Tub Guy's Goalhorn/Adolf Ghostler's Brace/Header/Hattrick	Right Wing Man (Fruitbowl Wednesday Anthem)

Kits

Home kit
Away kit
Goalkeeper kit
Third kit

Roster

No.

Position

Player

10

	GK

Templeton

69

	LB

Tub Guy

24

	CB

Internet Buttstalker

54

	CB

African Booty Scratcher

8

	RB

Asho

21

	CMF

cans.wav

4

	CMF

Mister 4chan Cookie

6

	CMF

The Engineer

99

	SS

Hambone

55

	CF

Shekel Goblin

88

	CF

Adolf Ghostler

No.

Position

Player

98

	LB

Pie-Ass Woman

5

	LB

Baller Friday

66

	LB

Tyrone

3

	CB

Melting Pot of Friendship

2

	CB

The Transtesticle

81

	CB

Ghostler's Inner Circle

0

	RB

Poz-Hole

30

	RB

Boomer Ghost

1

	RB

Canadia

19

	CMF

>The Ghost Show

70

	CMF

Ghost's Wheelchair

76

	CMF

Not a Jew

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
September 21, 2018	/cg/	/pol/eague 3 Group Stage	1-2 W	30' Adolf Ghostler 55' The Engineer
September 22, 2018	/ptg/	/pol/eague 3 Group Stage	1-2 W	26' Hambone 34' Adolf Ghostler
September 22, 2018	/mlpol/	/pol/eague 3 Group Stage	3-1 W	68' Hambone 78' Adolf Ghostler 86' The Engineer
September 23, 2018	/balk/	/pol/eague 3 Quarter-finals	1-3 L	71' The Engineer
June 22, 2019	/pay/	/pol/eague 4 Group Stage	2-4 L	22' The Engineer 55' Adolf Ghostler
June 23, 2019	/mlpol/	/pol/eague 4 Group Stage	3-0 L
June 29, 2019	/britpol/	/pol/eague 4 Group Stage	2-0 W	45+0' The Engineer 81' Adolf Ghostler
June 6, 2019	/britpol/	/pol/eague 5 Group Stage	3-2 L	24' Adolf Ghostler 73' The Engineer

Tournament History

Competition	Win	Loss	Finish
/pol/eague 3	3	1	6th of 12
/pol/eague 4	1	2	15th of 16
/pol/eague 5	0	0

Statistics

Player	Goals	Assists
Adolf Ghostler	5	4
The Engineer	5	1
Hambone	2	0
Melting Pot of Friendship	0	2
Cyber Vermin	0	1
Isle of Pinkie Pie	0	1

Goalkeepers

Player	Saves
GET THAT SOONER CRAP OUTTA HERE	13
I am so Viet	8

Honors

Team Awards

/pol/eague 3
Most Exciting Team
/pol/eague 3
Best Goalhorn
/pol/eague 3
Best Alternate Goalhorn
/pol/eague 4
Best Chants

Individual Awards

/pol/eague 3
Best Player
Adolf Ghostler
3 MotM Awards

Rivalries


/mlpol/ Cyber Vermin Derby "Stop it with your stupid brony crap, you overly-feminized fruitbowls. I mean Jesus Christ! Give me a break. God- dammit- brony assholes! I'm sick of you bronies- AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! [cans.wav]! I mean, I've seen these dumbass little "brony" videos you goddamn, uh, My Little Pony followers are making of me on YouTube, where you're all like 'Oh, there's nothing wrong with being an effeminate male! There's nothing wrong with that! As a matter of fact, why don't you let us see your tool-box? Come on, let's see it!'"
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