Current and Former players for /sci/, currently incomplete.
Active Players
Goal Keepers
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Description
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| 34
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Stephen Hawking
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Gold Glove winner and former record holder for saves in a single cup with 26 saves, Stephen Hawking tragically passed recently leaving a intelligent void in his wake. May he make beautiful saves in the after life.
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| 35
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Ed Witten
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Currently has the big brain ℙℍ𝔼ℕ𝕆𝕋𝕐ℙ𝔼 that Ashkenazi women crave.
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Defenders
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Position
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Description
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| 69
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Homo Engineer
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Engineers aren't capable to sustain heterosexual intercourse due to the appalling dicks to vaginas ratio on their majors.
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| 4
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>Biology >Hard Science
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Biology majors are next to last on the /sci/ totem pole, just above the CompSci majors.
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| 10
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Sun of Lava/Ice
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A sun made out of lava burning at 1000 ºC collides with a similar sized sun made of ice burning at -1000ºC. What would happen?
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| 9
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>>>/x/
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Man, that big crunch sure is spooky ain't it /sci/?
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| 5
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Is coffee good for you?
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Yeah, I know you asked us about buoyancy but those milkers, man.
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| 14
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The product rule remains my specialty
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Couple weeks into calculus 1 now, doing well, already past the chain rule and beyond. Quotient rule was a joke. Product rule remains my specialty.
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| 6
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>undergrad category theorist
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When the Comp Sci undergrad sees something that's mildly more challenging than linear algebra.
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| 99
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Does 0.999... = 1?
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A question that has split /sci/ worse than the Berlin Wall.
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3
Triple Integrals
Mastering Triple Integrals is something that only those who are strong of mind can accomplish, those who do enjoy large and successful lives.
12
1+2+3+4+5... equals -1/12
Ha ha sweetie, positive numbers can't be added up to make a negative (;
Midfielders
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Picture
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Name
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Position
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Description
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| ℝ
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Norman Wildberger
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A mathematician that has transcended all levels of reality to go beyond the need of using reals.
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| 18
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Jon Tooker
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"You come up to bother me and interrupt my sandwich making and cancel my sandwich. It's not my fault that you're a nigger." - Jon Tooker, minutes before being cancelled, 2020
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| 15
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You SHOULD Be Able To Answer This
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I can't deal with all the stress these math anime girls are putting on me. Also definitely not a Makise Kurisu thread.
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| 8
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Carl Sagan
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Despite his association with redditors and reddit tier personalities like Neil DeGrasse Tyson, plus the fact that /sci/ despises everything considered as Pop-Sci. /sci/ tends to find forgiveness towards Carl Sagan, he inspired a generation to be involved with science in a very charismatic way, his presence on the roster will make the team motivated to go further and beyond its limits, to aim for the stars.
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| 28
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Wernher von Braun
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After being poached by the Americans from the Germans, von Braun proceeded to become an icon for the spaceflight community. As always, try posting your rarest von Braun pictures.
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| 1
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Aspie African
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The pusher of $doge, the Monorail Hyperloop salesman, the man that will take humanity to Mars and will provide the Teslas to drive in it too. Daddy Elon can do no wrong, except for being on Saturday Night Live to confirm the fact that television is indeed dead. Can you believe this memelord is the richest man alive? Us neither.
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| 43
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Cool Science Facts
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"They don't think it be like it is, but it do." - Neil DeGrasse Tyson
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| 96
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CS Pleb
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"HA, At least my degree will get me a job. Have fun scum sucking math majors!"
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Attackers
Retired Players
Historic Rosters
Triple Integrals
1+2+3+4+5... equals -1/12
Ha ha sweetie, positive numbers can't be added up to make a negative (;
