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Although not a general or even a dedicated thread on /pol/, if there has always been one thing that has been present on /pol/ right from day one it has been the shills. So long as there is a /pol/ there will always be a shill. Of all types, all colours, all creeds and all identities all united under one banner to shut /pol/ down or if not just settle with condemning /pol/ to spam and derailed thread hell. From the humble Discord tranny who does it all for free in the darkness of their shady servers to the wealthy paid shill who's ten pieces of silver weighs down his pockets, /shill/ is a team where all are welcome and all are accepted so long as they want to ruin /pol/.
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Goalkeepers
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JIDF | The OG shill. So long as there has been /pol/ there has been the Jewish Internet Defence Force shilling it and trying to uniroincally shut it down whenever /pol/acks start posting bad goy things. | ||
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Spam Bot | Bots that spam /pol/ with all manner of shit from porn to automated responses, they would't be a problem if certain (((mods and jannies))) did their job properly. |
Defenders
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/leftypol/ Raider | They try their luck with attempted psyops, efforts to shill a communism general and continue to prove they can't meme when they raid and shill on /pol/. | ||
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R*dditor Posting | Always bringing their carpetbag full of shit to /pol/ and forever attempting to downvote it only to realise there isn't a downvote option. | ||
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Psyop | Ever seen one of those threads that either glows too much or has suspiciously astroturfed opinions? Well, you've been fucked in the head by a psyop. | ||
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BLACKED Thread | One of the longest running and also most low IQ methods of shilling or raiding /pol/, some variation on either posting interracial porn, MADE FOR BBC or KARA BOGA posting. | ||
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Q Poster | TRUST THE PLAN, Q. | ||
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Antifa Raider | A somewhat newer breed of shill but one that fancies themselves as hackers and think it's possible to punch 'Nazis' on the internet. | ||
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Shareblue | At some point the Democrats decided the best way to try and lose elections was to spam the fuck out of every place for discussion with paid shills, it still hasn't proven a winning strategy yet when they leave thier 'how to raid /pol/' PDFs lying around for /pol/s attention. | ||
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Tumblrina Raid | Remember when Tumblr thought they could shut down /pol/ with angry rants and posting? Well all these years later, no-one has a fucking clue who Tumblr are or is and half of them still are still probably in therapy for PTSD from their first experience visiting /pol/. | ||
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Correct The Record | A variation on Shareblue and another David Brock effort that emerged shortly before the 2016 election in an even worse attempt to raid and shill /pol/ with pro-Hillary Clinton memes that in some cases were so badly made they still left bits of template in the images. Wojackposting was bad enough back in 2016, yet alone when these amateurs tried to jump on board with their own bastardised version of it. | ||
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Stormfag | One of the earliest waves of shills who tried to influence and control rather than destroy /pol/ was the Stormfront posters who shilled /pol/ for years attempting their own Night of the Long Knives against the libertarian wing of /pol/. But far from becoming the new Stormfront, /pol/ just descended into a brutal guerrilla war between the two factions both shilling and raiding each other. Maybe the Stormfags could have succeeded if they were actually proper Nazis and not shit boomer-tier skinhead untermenschen. |
Midfielders
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ADL | The Anti Defamation League. Unironically trying to shut us down, since 1913. | ||
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Glownigger | Anyone here planning to assassinate some prominent politicians or blow up a power station today? Here's my totally secret and secure chat server in the link below if anyone wants to help me start the race war. | ||
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Low Quality Poster | Not a true shill but perhaps the most effective of all at trashing /pol/; posting so low-tier it's that it's not even shitposting. | ||
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SPLC | The shit-tier, less Jewish and more retarded relation of the ADL that spends more time screeching about 'hatemaps' than actually doing anything productive. Barely qualifies as a shill organisation and is more like the average blue checkmark; just deeply concerned'ing an awful lot at random /pol/ posts and screenprints than shilling and shutting anything down like their more Semitic friends at the ADL. | ||
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CCP Shill | The West is collapsing and finished and Chairman Xi shall preside over a new thousand year dynasty of true communism. Your social credit account has been credited for this post | ||
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Yang Gang | In the 2020 Democratic primary season a group of likely Discord tranny shills began to push memes for Andrew Yang's now failed primary run and astroturf them heavily on /pol/. While it did gain some little traction it failed to make /pol/ join the Yang Gang, although it did give us /pay/. | ||
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Chudposting | At some point in mid 2020 one of /leftypol/'s offshoots decided the best way to own /pol/ was to post their own astroturfed soyjack meme of what they thought they average /pol/ user looks like. But little did they know, it was way too white to be anything like the actual /pol/ack. | ||
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Blackpill Thread | "The white race is finished, the West is fucked and absolutely nothing you can do about so just give up and watch porn and consume popular culture goy, I-I-I mean fellow /pol/acks." |
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Discord Tranny | The most intimidating threat to /pol/, or so they think. Many attempt to raid /pol/ from their shadowy Discord servers but still most either get pushed back from the level of abuse or succumb to their natural instinct to want to end it all when they realise they don't pass and /pol/ reminds them of that. | ||
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/POL/ BTFO!!! | The laziest but so often signature of many thousands of raiders to try their luck on /pol/. You know when a thread opens with these infamous and so often used opening shots that it's only going one way; >>>/trash/. | ||
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Janny Collaborator | We all know certain people who do it all for free are also secretly helping the shills and selectively choosing which threads to enforce the rules in or not. |
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