/uma/'s roster as of VGL18. Under Construction
Goalkeepers
| Pos.
|
No.
|
Uma
|
Picture
|
Description
|
|
|
15
|
Janny Dotou
|
|
CLEAN IT UP DOTOU
|
|
|
3
|
Nice
|
|
Nice wife, nice horse, nice thighs. Nice bronze collector. Nice.
|
Defenders
| Pos.
|
No.
|
Name
|
Picture
|
Description
|
|
|
90
|
I will save her
|
|
Somehow just as schizo as Cafe. Please buy her futon dryer.
|
|
|
25
|
Canon Wife
|
|
Eats like a pig and still the only flat Mejiro.
And she owns (You) now.
|
|
|
55
|
SAVE ME SUNDAYMAN
|
|
Sundayman isn't real, he can't hurt you. Take your meds.
|
|
|
83
|
NTR
|
|
Got NTRed from her own release. At least she got her shobufoku now.
|
|
|
51
|
""""Happy"""" Meek
|
|
Look at her face. Look at it. This is Aoi's fault, isn't it?
|
|
|
39
|
JUNBI WA
|
|
You can't escape from SEGA.
|
|
|
98
|
S E X Y
aka xogliwinslol
|
|
As cool as she is brutally autistic.
|
|
|
2
|
TAABO
|
|
Double Jet, Two Thruster, Twin Turbo, etc.
> 1 star
|
|
|
40
|
MLB Kita
|
|
Got replaced by some half-naked granny. Too bad!
|
|
|
0
|
Kingu Of Jobbing
|
|
ICHIBAN NINKI MAKERARENAI
|
Midfielders
| Pos.
|
No.
|
Name
|
Picture
|
Description
|
|
|
9
|
Digitan
|
|
A L L R O U N D E R
|
|
|
33
|
Nyo Universe
|
|
Traveled through dimensions just for some italian dude. AMRT.
|
|
|
8
|
> AI
|
|
Thanks to the power of VR, Three Goddesses themselves came back
just to laugh at >Thronekeks
|
|
|
18
|
競馬posting
|
|
Some weird creature. It's divegrass performance is actually tied to the amount of
keibaposting in the thread.
|
|
|
76
|
Mr. CBT
|
|
Cock and Ball Torture (CBT) is a sexual activity of the male geni-
She's autistic just like every other Triple Crown winner.
|
|
|
12
|
Boyfaggot
|
|
Opera, Fuji, Seiun, the list goes on. All very boyish Umas.
Currently reserved by the Overlord herself.
|
|
|
1
|
BIG NIGER
|
|
Oonige means big runaway. Can't get blocked if you're in first.
|
|
|
23
|
Ojisan Magnet
|
|
Gyaru are ojisan magnets like moths to a flame.
|
Forwards
| Pos.
|
No.
|
Name
|
Picture
|
Description
|
|
|
30
|
EI EI MUN
|
|
Mission Clear! Ei Ei Mun!
|
|
|
99
|
Halu Ulala
|
|
The Shining Star of Losers everywhere. Ganbatte Urara!
|
|
|
7
|
Shonbori Rudolf
|
|
Undefeated triple crowner and the progenitor of all tanukis.
Now just a cool dad hanging out with his family.
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