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| Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
/uma/'s roster as of VGL X-2.
Goalkeepers
| Pos. | No. | Uma | Picture | Description | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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15 | Janny Dotou | 
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CLEAN IT UP DOTOU | ||
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3 | Nice | 
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Nice wife, nice horse, nice thighs. Nice bronze collector. Nice. |
Defenders
| Pos. | No. | Name | Picture | Description | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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90 | I will save her | 
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Somehow just as schizo as Cafe. Please buy her futon dryer. | ||
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25 | Canon Wife | 
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Eats like a pig and still the only flat Mejiro. And she owns (You) now. | ||
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55 | SAVE ME SUNDAYMAN | 
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Sundayman isn't real, he can't hurt you. Take your meds. | ||
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83 | NTR | 
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Got NTRed from her own release. At least she got her shobufoku now. | ||
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51 | """"Happy"""" Meek | 
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Look at her face. Look at it. This is Aoi's fault, isn't it? | ||
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39 | JUNBI WA | 
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You can't escape from SEGA. | ||
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98 | S E X Y aka xogliwinslol |
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As cool as she is brutally autistic. | ||
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2 | TAABO | 
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Double Jet, Two Thruster, Twin Turbo, etc. > 1 star | ||
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40 | MLB Kita | 
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Got replaced by some half-naked granny. Too bad! | ||
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0 | Kingu Of Jobbing | 
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ICHIBAN NINKI MAKERARENAI |
Midfielders
| Pos. | No. | Name | Picture | Description | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
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9 | Digitan | 
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A L L R O U N D E R | ||
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33 | Nyo Universe | 
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Traveled through dimensions just for some italian dude. AMRT. | ||
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8 | > AI | 
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Thanks to the power of VR, Three Goddesses themselves came back just to laugh at >Thronekeks | ||
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18 | 競馬posting | 
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Some weird creature. It's divegrass performance is actually tied to the amount of keibaposting in the thread. | ||
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76 | Mr. CBT | 
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Cock and Ball Torture (CBT) is a sexual activity of the male geni- She's autistic just like every other Triple Crown winner. | ||
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12 | Boyfaggot | 
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Opera, Fuji, Seiun, the list goes on. All very boyish Umas. Currently reserved by the Overlord herself. | ||
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1 | BIG NIGER | 
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Oonige means big runaway. Can't get blocked if you're in first. | ||
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23 | Ojisan Magnet | 
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Gyaru are ojisan magnets like moths to a flame. |
Forwards
| Pos. | No. | Name | Picture | Description | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
30 | EI EI MUN | 
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Mission Clear! Ei Ei Mun! | ||
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99 | Halu Ulala | 
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The Shining Star of Losers everywhere. Ganbatte Urara! | ||
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7 | Shonbori Rudolf | 
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Undefeated triple crowner and the progenitor of all tanukis. Now just a cool dad hanging out with his family. |
Former players
Doesn't include VGL17. Yell if I forgot someone.
| Pos. | No. | Uma | Picture | Description | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
|
999 | BLOCKED | 
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They're too busy blocking your umas in LoH now. | ||
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10 | Face of the Franchise | 
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Got replaced by all the other protagonists. At least she still has the app's icon. | ||
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90 | >global | 
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>global | ||
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13 | Cringe Heel | 
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Too cringe for the team. | ||
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23 | #LookAtCurren | 
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Look. Look at her! | ||
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100 | 100K Circle Points | 
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YOU DUMB BIRD YOU GAVE THEM 100,000 CIRCLE POINTS Sorry, got patched in a few minutes. | ||
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300 | Not A Hors | 
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Got too busy doing non-horse things. After all, she's not a horse. Surely not. | ||
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14 | Tom Cruise's Daughter | 
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Decided that divegrass won't help her become an adult. Spends most of her time flying her dads F14 now. | ||
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7 | Licky Rickey | 
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Retired to improve teams feng shui. |