/fhg/
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| Fuck It, I'm Going Deep
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| /fhg/ - Fantasy Handegg General
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| Founded
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9 March 2014
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| Manager
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Mike Ditka
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| Owner
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Roger Goodell
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| IRL manager
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Livemanaging: DeMessi (May God help us all)
Aesthetics: Aitor and Vaughan
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| Team colors
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| Chat color
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DD4814
Burr Orange
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| Ranking
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Unranked
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| Highest rank
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Unranked (N/A)
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| Lowest rank
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Unranked (N/A)
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| Top scorer
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| Top assister
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| Captain
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'o'
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| Website
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/fhg/ - Fantasy Handegg General
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| Nickname
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The Dragons
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| Historic performance
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| W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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| 1
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1
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2
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4
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25%
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| Elite Cup
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| Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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| Best result
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N/A, N/A
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| Babby Cup
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| Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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| Best result
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N/A, N/A
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| Team music
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| Kits
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/fhg/ is a skype group where cup personalities gather to discuss sports and various cup related topics, generally a more on-topic /ag/.
Also, Test Pony, if you want RGB colours for the team, here you go:
1st - DA BURRS Orange: 221, 72, 20
2nd - >us 12s Green: 105, 190, 40
3rd - Prophecy Powder Blue: 0, 114, 205
4th - [REDACTED] Burgundy: 119, 48, 65
Other Music
When Fun Times In Cleveland scores, play https://soundcloud.com/rollfizzlebeef/wsg-anti-k-horn
When we win (and trust us, we will), play the Superb Owl Shuffle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pov8S7UYMhY
Roster
| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 9
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G O D H A N D
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| 90
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Donkey Kong Suh
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| 3
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[REDACTED]s
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| 32
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DAT BIRD
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| 81
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Dallas Salt Farm
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| 19
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Discount Double Choke
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| 15
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The Draft
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| 18
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Chicken Parm
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| 6
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Don't Care Bear
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| 8
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Rax Grissman
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| 12
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Sir Tim Bradley Our Lord And Saviour 
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| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 2
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>Black QBs
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| 5
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The Sanchize
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| 14
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>NFC South
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| 21
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>being AB/sp/ in /sp/ chat
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| 91
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>Bandwagoning
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| 7
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RIPIP Paypuh
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| 98
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>CFL
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| 34
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SUPER CHAMPIONS
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| 69
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I Really Really Like Women
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| 4
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Thank You Based Carr
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| 33
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Mad Ants
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| 50
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Fun Times In Cleveland
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Roster Description
Note: Will fill this later
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>de scription
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| G O D H A N D |
"I-I-I'm the best corner of the game, when you got a sorry receiver like Dez that's the result you gon get!"
Meanwhile at CenturyLink Field, October 12th, 2014, Year of our LORD.
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| Donkey Kong Suh |
Sure Ndamukong Suh plays like a chimp but you would want him on your team in a heartbeat.
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| [REDACTED]s |
They're not the Washington Redskins, they're the Washington [REDACTED]s so check your privilege.
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| DAT BIRD |
IF I SEE THAT FUCKING BIRD ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD...
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| Dallas Salt Farm |
>DALLASS
x DeMessi removed UpdateGuy from this conversation
x DeMessi removed SUPERtwinky from this conversation
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| Discount Double Choke |
What could possibly go wrong?
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| The Draft |
Where we all wonder if the Cleveland Browns are going to shoot themselves in the foot, the Raiders get the fastest guy available or if the Jets stay Jest.
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| Chicken Parm |
You Taste So Good
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| Don't Care Bear |
A team won, right?
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| Rax Grissman |
During a recent taping of the popular Sportscenter series “My Wish” a nine year-old Chicago cancer survivor named Tim, died of apparent internal bleeding while visiting his hometown football team’s workout facility.
Team doctors who attempted to resuscitate the young boy were hindered in their attempts at CPR due to rib and sternum fractures that apparently occurred while Tim was at the complex.
It has been confirmed that quarterback, Rax Grissman, has been taken in for questioning after numerous cheerleaders informed Chicago investigators that Mr. Grissman boasted of “giving that faggot the chance to catch the hellfire missiles of the RG-10 fighter jet, and I hope he tells god that he’s next.”
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| Sir Tim Bradley |
Winner of 4 Superb Owls and Eli Manning's bitch
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| >Black QBs |
>Black QBs >not busts
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| The Sanchize |
Eternal comedy gold machine, from the buttfumble to ending the Eagles season with an interception.
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| >NFC South |
Why did this division get a chance to be represented in the playoffs?
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| >being AB/sp/ in /sp/ chat |
Even though we're all about #LAD#BANTER, you just can't shit talk /sp/. That's a kicking.
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| >Bandwagoning |
>Following the Packers outside of Wisconsin
>Following the Yankees while living in Virginia
>Fuckup Goy
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| RIPIP Paypuh |
RIPIP Paypuh: Pls come back. ;_;7
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| >CFL |
For the last time twinky no one wants to hear from a league that rewards points for missing field goals.
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| SUPER CHAMPIONS |
BUFFALO BILLS
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| I Really Really Love Women |
All those rumors about Aaron Rodgers being homosexual are mere balderdash
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| Thank You Based Carr |
Oakland's savior comes from Fresno State and is a devout God-fearing Christian. He's just like Tim Tebow but with actual playing talent.
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| Mad Ants |
The Fort Wayne Mad Ants are /fhg/'s favorite apehoop team.
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| Fun Times In Cleveland |
At least we're not Detroit...we're not Detroit
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