User:Lear//mtg/

/mtg/
Dies to Removal
/mtg/ - Magic: The Gathering
Founded 4 March 2015 Manager Randy Buehler Owner Wizards of the Coast IRL manager Lear !!tx/mRYPi5i+ Team colors Chat color af1d1d Fireball Red Ranking Unranked Highest rank Unranked (N/A) Lowest rank Unranked (N/A) Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Maro, Killer of Magic Website /mtg/ - Magic: The Gathering Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /mtg/  0–0  /mtg/ Biggest defeat /mtg/  0–0  /mtg/ First match /mtg/  0–0  /mtg/
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Magic by Pilot Goal horn Hands Up by 2PM
Kits

Magic: the Gathering: the Team: the Experience: the format

Here is our list, I still don't get why we need a decklist for a non-sanctioned event.

No. Position Player   GK Banana King   LB Garvas Elscott   CB Blue Goyf   CB Return to Kamigawa   RB Unzipped   CMF Meme-Rhino   CMF Two Explores   AMF Commander Phage   AMF Elesh Norn, Grand Waifu   CF Magmaw   CF Maro, Killer of Magic

No. Position Player   GK Netdecker   GK Muh Brews   LB Free Counterspell   LB EDH Playable   CB Solitaire   CB Control is Dead   CB /tg/ is bad at Magic   CB Creatures: the Tappening   RB Anime Sleeves   RB Magic is Declining   AMF Paul   AMF Jank

Player	Origin
Banana King	Silumgar is absolutely bananas.
Garvas Elscott	[Garvas Elscott] , MODO Cop, is on the case once more. Also by day he's [some guy] who likes to harass Paul Cheon.
Blue Goyf	[Tarmogoyf] is basically a blue creature and if it became blue the only people who would notice are the ones playing meme-range, but those aren't people.
Return to Kamigawa	The set that was the biggest failure in modern Magic also is the one place that people wont shut up about wanting to go back to.
UnZipped	The title for the third Un-Set that people have been clamoring for. It is coming, right.
Meme Rhino	If you aren't playing meme-range in at least three formats with a full playset of [meme-rhinos] then you aren't even trying to win. Thanks Wizards.
Two Explores	The most famous case of cheating in Magic was by Alex Bertoncini by playing an extra land [on camera] then trying to justify it by saying two [explores]
Commander Phage	If you try to play [Phage] from the command zone you will lose the game but that doesn't stop people from trying anyway.
Elesh Norn, Grand Waifu	Out of [all of] [/tg/'s] [waifus] [she] is by far the most.
Magmaw	"The purpose of existence is simple: everything is fuel for the [magmaw]." —Jaji, magmaw worshipper
Maro, Killer of Magic	[Mark Rosewater] is the man in charge of killing Magic. Every day he wakes up hoping to ruin yours by destroying the game you hold dear. Do not believe his lies.
Netdecker	This scumbag shows up with a list that he saw on the internet and copied. He thinks his victories mean something when he's playing someone else's deck that he didn't have to think about.
muh brews	This scumbag shows up with a list that makes no sense and nobody has played because it sucks. He thinks he's better than you because he's playing something no-one else is while forgetting the reason nobody else is playing it, the deck sucks.
Free Counterspell	Screw [spending mana] to deny your opponent, [ruin their fun] while [tapped out.]
EDH Playable	What piece of trash isn't playable in that grab bag format. None. Everything is playable in EDH. You can stop saying it.
Solitaire	Why play real Magic when you can play a [deck that gets you a game loss for even playing it] because there's so little interaction or the deck that got its [combo piece] banned it was so slow.
Control is Dead	Want to play control? No you don't. Wizards hates you for wanting to play control and they will punish you with sub-par cards when what you really want is a counterspell reprint.
/tg/ is Bad at Magic	Never take advice from anyone on /tg/. None of them know how to play the game.
Creatures: the Tappening	Wizards will not rest until even Vintage is only meme-range decks.
Anime Sleeves	That guy at the card store whose cards are wrapped in sleeves decorated by 2D girls in bikinis. You wouldn't mind if he had better taste.
Magic is Declining	It has been for years. The only thing that we can do about it is complain and yell at [Maro] on Tumblr.
Paul	[paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul paul.]
Jank	Though the exactly what constitutes jank varies from person to person if they describe a card as jank they probably aren't complementing it.