/hr/ Roster

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Golds, Silvers, and Other Starters have the appropriate colored background.

Goalkeepers

Name	Image	Playing Style	Description	Height / Weight / Foot / #	Skill cards
/CEL/			With celebrity content making up the majority of the threads on /hr/, it could be said that /hr/ has become /cel/, leaving almost any other content that you might want to see in high resolution blocked out. Hopefully this means he can also block balls from getting into the net.
LANDSCAPE			He makes for an impressive vista, and hopefully that width and height will keep balls out of the net.
CITYSCAPE			The sheer size of the city may leave you lost, and hopefully the opposition's hopes for goals will be lost as well.

Center Back

Name	Image	Playing Style	Description	Height / Weight / Foot / #	Skill cards
ASTRONOMY			Possibly the only thing posted with regularity outside of celebrity threads and automobiles. His orbital tallness will help keep the center clear of flying balls.
EMMA STONE			You've seen her in a lot of things, and her on field performance is invigorating. If only she'd pick which hair color to stick with. On the pitch she goes with a classic dark red.
USER WAS WARNED			Though his twin User Was Banned no longer plays for /hr/, he's refused to pick up the slack and is still content to just tell you how you screwed up handling the ball so you can avoid doing it next time.
TRANSPORTATION PICS			Along with astronomy, various forms of transportation make up some the board's non-celebrity content. Despite his aptitude to travel about, this defender sticks tight to the opposing strikers.
WIND BLOWN HAIR			Do you have any pictures of her hair being blown by the wind?

Left Backs

Name	Image	Playing Style	Description	Height / Weight / Foot / #	Skill cards
FOOD PORN			More innocent than you'd be led to believe, just enjoy some detailed pictures of food that will make your mouth water and maybe, just maybe, give you a boner.
VAGINA CLOSEUPS			It was pretty much a given somebody would want to post this sooner or later. No, he's not getting an in game face.
JUN BREASTS			Jun Hyoseong. She want's to be recognized as a singer, not for her breasts. Hopefully she'll gain some newfound recognition as a defender.

Right Backs

Name	Image	Playing Style	Description	Height / Weight / Foot / #	Skill cards
MOVIE POSTERS			Utilizes the power of orange blue contrast to stun his opponents into turning over the ball.
AUTOSAGE			For the celebrity threads that are not deleted by the janitor/mod, some are saged before they hit the bump limit.
SAOIRSE RONAN

Defending Midfielders

Name	Image	Playing Style	Description	Height / Weight / Foot / #	Skill cards
NUGU			"Who? Get your unknown shit nugu band out of K-pop General!"
>1000x1000			The minimum size of images postable to /hr/. His contract forces him to move to /p/ if he gets any smaller.
YOONA SPAMMER			Some anon in the K-pop threads is infatuated with his forest waifu, SNSD's Im Yoona.

Center Midfielders

Name	Image	Playing Style	Description	Height / Weight / Foot / #	Skill cards
>OUR GIRL			Can we agree that Sera is >our girl?

Left Midfielders

Name	Image	Playing Style	Description	Height / Weight / Foot / #	Skill cards
BULLY MY DICK			K-pop group T-ara got caught in a Three's Company style bullying scandal. You don't care though, you just wanna oggle that tall girl with the nice long legs.
SMIRKFU

Right Midfielders

Name	Image	Playing Style	Description	Height / Weight / Foot / #	Skill cards
LORD TAENGOO			K-pop star Taeyeon, SNSD stater by request of the fans.

Center Forwards

Name	Image	Playing Style	Description	Height / Weight / Foot / #	Skill cards
EMMA WATSON			A long time 4chan fixation, Emma is no stranger to the gawking of fans. Able to operate under that kind of pressure, she keeps playing solid but quiet gold midfielding.
TAYLOR SWIFT			Singer, songwriter, gold second striker. She's all but officially /hr/'s goddess. Pray for goals and to avoid having a song written about how much the rest of the team sucks.

Former Team Members

Name	Description
not /r/	Quietly let go from the team after a scandal proved he was also playing for /s/ on the side.
Yuri's Thighs	Fired for being perfect, 10/10. But seriously, the kpop references needed to be a little less generic than this.
Victoria Justice	Fired to make room for Bully My Dick, and by fired we mean bullied out of the way.
>700x700	Swallowed whole by his bigger brother.
Wildscreen	Seriously, wtf is was a wildscreen?
User Was Banned	Player was... you know.
Max Image Limit	Died a slow death upon reaching page 10.
>SHE WILL NEVER KNOW	Being a sub of a medal, management forgot he was even on the team.
Megapixel
Mila Kunis
Celeb Fakes	Fired after it was determined that this player was a fake.
Wikifeet	Fired because she refused to wear her boots and subsequently distracted her teammates with her feet.
Summer Glau
Currency
Pictures of Hitler
Haunted Areum
3 Gallons Per Tit