/hr/ Roster
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Golds, Silvers, and Other Starters have the appropriate colored background.
Goalkeepers
| Name | Image | Playing Style | Description | Height / Weight / Foot / # | Skill cards |
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| /CEL/ | With celebrity content making up the majority of the threads on /hr/, it could be said that /hr/ has become /cel/, leaving almost any other content that you might want to see in high resolution blocked out. Hopefully this means he can also block balls from getting into the net. | ||||
| LANDSCAPE |
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He makes for an impressive vista, and hopefully that width and height will keep balls out of the net. | |||
| CITYSCAPE | The sheer size of the city may leave you lost, and hopefully the opposition's hopes for goals will be lost as well. |
Center Back
| Name | Image | Playing Style | Description | Height / Weight / Foot / # | Skill cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ASTRONOMY |
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Possibly the only thing posted with regularity outside of celebrity threads and automobiles. His orbital tallness will help keep the center clear of flying balls. | |||
| EMMA STONE | You've seen her in a lot of things, and her on field performance is invigorating. If only she'd pick which hair color to stick with. On the pitch she goes with a classic dark red. | ||||
| USER WAS WARNED |
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Though his twin User Was Banned no longer plays for /hr/, he's refused to pick up the slack and is still content to just tell you how you screwed up handling the ball so you can avoid doing it next time. | |||
| TRANSPORTATION PICS | Along with astronomy, various forms of transportation make up some the board's non-celebrity content. Despite his aptitude to travel about, this defender sticks tight to the opposing strikers. | ||||
| WIND BLOWN HAIR | Do you have any pictures of her hair being blown by the wind? |
Left Backs
| Name | Image | Playing Style | Description | Height / Weight / Foot / # | Skill cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| FOOD PORN |
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More innocent than you'd be led to believe, just enjoy some detailed pictures of food that will make your mouth water and maybe, just maybe, give you a boner. | |||
| VAGINA CLOSEUPS |
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It was pretty much a given somebody would want to post this sooner or later. No, he's not getting an in game face. | |||
| JUN BREASTS | Jun Hyoseong. She want's to be recognized as a singer, not for her breasts. Hopefully she'll gain some newfound recognition as a defender. |
Right Backs
| Name | Image | Playing Style | Description | Height / Weight / Foot / # | Skill cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| MOVIE POSTERS |
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Utilizes the power of orange blue contrast to stun his opponents into turning over the ball. | |||
| AUTOSAGE | For the celebrity threads that are not deleted by the janitor/mod, some are saged before they hit the bump limit. | ||||
| SAOIRSE RONAN |
Defending Midfielders
| Name | Image | Playing Style | Description | Height / Weight / Foot / # | Skill cards |
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| NUGU | "Who? Get your unknown shit nugu band out of K-pop General!" | ||||
| >1000x1000 | The minimum size of images postable to /hr/. His contract forces him to move to /p/ if he gets any smaller. | ||||
| YOONA SPAMMER | Some anon in the K-pop threads is infatuated with his forest waifu, SNSD's Im Yoona. |
Center Midfielders
| Name | Image | Playing Style | Description | Height / Weight / Foot / # | Skill cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| >OUR GIRL | Can we agree that Sera is >our girl? |
Left Midfielders
| Name | Image | Playing Style | Description | Height / Weight / Foot / # | Skill cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| BULLY MY DICK | K-pop group T-ara got caught in a Three's Company style bullying scandal. You don't care though, you just wanna oggle that tall girl with the nice long legs. | ||||
| SMIRKFU |
Right Midfielders
| Name | Image | Playing Style | Description | Height / Weight / Foot / # | Skill cards |
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| LORD TAENGOO | K-pop star Taeyeon, SNSD stater by request of the fans. |
Center Forwards
| Name | Image | Playing Style | Description | Height / Weight / Foot / # | Skill cards |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| EMMA WATSON |
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A long time 4chan fixation, Emma is no stranger to the gawking of fans. Able to operate under that kind of pressure, she keeps playing solid but quiet gold midfielding. | |||
| TAYLOR SWIFT |
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Singer, songwriter, gold second striker. She's all but officially /hr/'s goddess. Pray for goals and to avoid having a song written about how much the rest of the team sucks. |
Former Team Members
| Name | Description |
|---|---|
| not /r/ | Quietly let go from the team after a scandal proved he was also playing for /s/ on the side. |
| Yuri's Thighs | Fired for being perfect, 10/10. But seriously, the kpop references needed to be a little less generic than this. |
| Victoria Justice | Fired to make room for Bully My Dick, and by fired we mean bullied out of the way. |
| >700x700 | Swallowed whole by his bigger brother. |
| Wildscreen | Seriously, wtf is was a wildscreen? |
| User Was Banned | Player was... you know. |
| Max Image Limit | Died a slow death upon reaching page 10. |
| >SHE WILL NEVER KNOW | Being a sub of a medal, management forgot he was even on the team. |
| Megapixel | |
| Mila Kunis | |
| Celeb Fakes | Fired after it was determined that this player was a fake. |
| Wikifeet | Fired because she refused to wear her boots and subsequently distracted her teammates with her feet. |
| Summer Glau | |
| Currency | |
| Pictures of Hitler | |
| Haunted Areum | |
| 3 Gallons Per Tit |