/r9k/

/r9k/
>tfw no gf ;_;
/r9k/ - ROBOT9001
Founded c. Winter 2011-2012 IRL manager Ronery Robot !!PUUQhs84Yb3 El Negrito !!0FiEhZGyS/D Team colors Chat color 480008 Maroon Ranking 22 Highest rank 18 ((October, 2012)) Lowest rank 33 ((July, 2012)) Top scorer Robot9001 (15) Top assister (N/A) Captain ROBOT9001 Website /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Nickname The Neckbears, Arcanines, Robots
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 10 3 12 25 40%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /r9k/  5–0  /cm/ 21 October, 2012 Biggest defeat /r9k/  0–6  /co/ 2 June 2012 First match /r9k/  1–1  /soc/ 12 February, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Linkin Park - Crawling (edited) Goal horn Grand Finale - Forever Alone feat. Alex Theesfield
Kits

The team anticipates the chance to be alpha as fuck and meet many waifus who will be willing to b-back that ass up. Will they take on the field or will they finally drown on their own tear-filled basements? This team actually lacks pretty much half their physical energy due to their fapping addiction.

Tactics

Autumn 2013 Export:
http://www.mediafire.com/download/8onuf015p235516/

Roster

No. Position Player 11   GK WHITE KNIGHT 39   CB FEMINAZI (S24) 13   CB SPAGHETTI 69   RB LONER ANGER 21   LB FOREVER ALONE 27   DMF INNOCENT PEDOPHILE 5   CMF NECKBEARD 25   CMF >TFW NO GF (S01, S02, S06, P06) 16   RWF KISSLESS VIRGIN (S05, P04, P07) 33   LWF SADFROG (S06, P03, P09) 91   CF ROBOT9001 (C) (S01, S06, P12, P18)

No. Position Player 40   GK WT SNACKS 4   GK MOOTBLOXX 66   CB MENTAL DISORDERS (S24) 2   CB BETA AS FUCK 17   LB DEGENERATE 3   RB NORMALFAG 36   LB CAPE&FEDORA 30   RB WIZARD 22   DMF GREENTEXT 6   DMF MISOGYNIST 68   CMF CHAD THUNDERCOCK 20   CMF OMEGLE

Rivalries

/r9k/ vs. /adv/: The Beta Bowl

U-umm... We're b-both too scared to pass the ball around. S-so our matches are usually 0 g-goal thrillers...

Match History

Official Matches

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
February 12, 2012	/soc/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	Unknown
February 25, 2012	/adv/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-3 L	Unknown
March 23, 2012	/sci/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-1 D	90+2' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
March 24, 2012	/pol/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	3-0 L
March 25, 2012	/mlp/	2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-0 W	54' Kissless Virgin  80' Robot9001
May 12, 2012	/adv/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	0-2 L
May 16, 2012	/s/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	78' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
June 2, 2012	/co/	2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies	6-0 L
August 19, 2012	/ck/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	3-1 L	78' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
September 2, 2012	/hr/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-1 D	26' Robot9001
September 9, 2012	/cgl/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-0 W	22' Robot9001
October 13, 2012	/u/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-2 W	31' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore  37' Feito-chan  86' Robot9001
October 19, 2012	/b/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	2-1 W	6', 67' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
October 20, 2012	/vg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-2 W	53', 60' Robot9001  81' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
October 21, 2012	/cm/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	5-0 W	2', 11', 16' Robot9001  25' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore  77' Sadfrog
October 21, 2012	/adv/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-0 W	3-2 W on penalties
October 21, 2012	/tv/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	4-2 W	26', 90+2' Sadfrog  36', 87' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
October 21, 2012	/wg/	2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-5 L	25' Japanese Lettuce Hardcore
December 8, 2012	/wg/	2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies	1-2 L	80' Robot9001
February 9, 2013	/sp/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	1-2 L	82' Shores
February 15, 2013	/cm/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	0-4 L
February 17, 2013	/x/	2013 4chan Winter Cup	1-2 L	87' >tfw no gf
April 5, 2013	/diy/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	2-4 L	1', 7' Robot9001
April 13, 2013	/c/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies	1-4 L	34' Robot9001
May 4, 2013	/o/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	2-3 L	61' Robot9001  84' >tfw no gf
May 10, 2013	/u/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	0-3 L
May 12, 2013	/mlp/	2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup	1-2 L	6' >tfw no gf
September 28, 2013	/g/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	0-1 W	58' Kissless Virgin
October 5, 2013	/3/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies	1-3 W	2' (pen.), 57' Robot9001  90' Sadfrog
November 16, 2013	/cgl/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-0 W	38' Chad Thundercock
November 22, 2013	/pol/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
November 24, 2013	/s4s/	2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup