User:Metalsappho/metallurgy
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| /metallurgy/ - Lesbian metals | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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When /u/ turns its googles on full power, they start shipping lesbian personifications of chemical elements. Thus the Metall/u/rgy thread was born, prouding itself in being the embodiment of /u/'s lunacy, and now it has a virtual divegrass team set to play in the. The close ties the thread maintain with the world of meme divegrass meant that metall/u/rgy got a rep in 
/u/ for the 2016 4chan Summer Cup.
After an abysmal performance during Rigging_After_Dark where the team took a -6 (minus six) GD in its two games against 
/kanker/ and 
/ddg/, the team hoped to make a better impression during the /ag/_League. Grouped with 
/mtg/, 
/nba/ and 
/jojo/, the team was off to a disapponting start against /mtg/ where the team lost 2-3 despite dominating most of the match. Success finally came against /nba/ with a clear 3-0 putting the team slightly ahead in a 3-3-3-3 group. This unusual configuration meant that a victory or a draw against /jojo/ would see the team through. Fortunately, the metals emerged as a winners of a very quite close game that isn't really summed up by the 5-2 score. In the round of 16, the team faced 
/drw/ and it looked bleak when the opponent took a 2 goal lead by half-time. Fixing passing improve the team considerably and by the 81st minute, the metals had turned it and ended winning 3-2. Next up was playing the infamous 
/4ccg/ in the quarter final, and the game was a complete chokefest on both sides. /metallurgy/ and /4ccg/ were so equally awful that it went to extra time but the purge was finally over when a /4ccg/ defender made the blunder of the century and Carbon seal the game 2-1 whith the cheekiest goal of the tournament. /metallurgy/ would win 3-2 in the semi-final against 
/nbl/ to find themselves against the dreaded /kanker/ in the final. /kanker/ had steamrolled the competition and would be a very tough opponent, but /metallurgy/ wasn't going down without a fight. The final was a complete slugfest, with Iron making a heroic effort with 8 saves, and lasted all the way to the end of extra time with 1-1. Sadly, the notorious incapacity of lesbians for penalties struck home and struck hard and the metals lost the shootout 3-5.
Daily export for the Ebin eight
Roster
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The starting eleven.
Left to right back row: Iron, Aluminium, Cobalt, Tungsten, Zinc, Copper.
Front row: Boron, Lead, Uranium, Potassium, Carbon
The bench.
Left to right back row: Krypton, Gadolinium, Technetium, Iodine, ThalliumMercury
Front row: Palladium, Pewter, Titanium, Orichalcum, Yttrium
Match history
Competition matches
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| 3 July 2016 | /mtg/
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/ag/ League Group Doggo | 2-3 L | Aluminium  6'Carbon 27'
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| 6 July 2016 | /nba/
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/ag/ League Group Doggo | 3-0 W | Aluminium 25', 59' Carbon 90+5'
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| 7 July 2016 | /jojo/
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/ag/ League Group Doggo | 5-2 W | Uranium 38', 90+0' Aluminium 40', 73'Carbon 90+4'
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| 7 July 2016 | /drw/
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/ag/ League Spurdo Sixteen | 3-2 W | Uranium ??', ??' Carbon ??'
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| 9 July 2016 | /4ccg/
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/ag/ League Ebin Eight | 2-1 W | Uranium 33' Carbon 96'
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| 9 July 2016 | /nbl/
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/ag/ League Fuggin Four | 3-2 W | Uranium ??' (??) Aluminium ??'
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| 9 July 2016 | /kanker/
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/ag/ League Final Showdown | 1-1 (2-4 PK) L | Carbon ??'}}
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Friendlies matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| 18 June 2016 | /kanker/
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Rigging after dark | 2-6 L | Fuck Tanaka 4'Uranium 48'
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| 24 June 2016 | /ddg/
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Rigging after dark | 2-4 L | Promethium 52' Uranium 68'
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| 18 July 2016 |  /moeshit/
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Private event | 5-4 W | Uranium ??' Aluminium ??'Carbon ??'
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Achievements
Team
/ag/ League: Runner-up
Individual
/ag/ League Golden glove: Iron (25 saves)