/n/ Roster

Sub

Starter

Silver

Gold

Goalkeepers

Pos.

Picture

Name

Description

Number

Cups Played/Position Played

GK

Airport General Mark IX X XI

The longest standing player of /n/ and now in his 9th 10th 11th edition. Where the richer folk of /n/ come to burn cash on going to airports for the thrill of seeing a terminal.

9 10 11

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

Baconrider

When not trekking through the American countryside, /n/'s most lovable paraplegic tripfag guards the goal from his handbike.

91

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

GK

Defenders

Pos.

Picture

Name

Description

Number

Cups Played/Position Played

CB

Old Steel 10 Speed

The go to bike for dumb shits who don't understand that bikes are highly specialised pieces of equiptment

10

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

Downtuber

Definition: An idiot, a retard, a faggot, a moron, a fred, a hipster, a casual, etc. Example: 1. Fred is such a fucking downtuber. He's has been a self-proclaimed 'serious cyclist' for 8 years, he's had 12 flat tires in that time, and he still doesn't know how to fix a flat. He just takes his bike to the local bike shop every time. Every day

12

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

CB

LB

Cager Rage

If you've ever needed to fight off a hoard of angry jews with a mexican stranger, you'll understand

5

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

LB

LB

LB

LB

LB

LB

RB

Slam That Stem

We have to go deeper

8

RB

RB

RB

LB

RB

RB

RB

RB

RB

RB

CB

Bullet Trains

Will run you down as fast as a...no, that joke's too easy

1

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

Free Wheel No Brakes

I can't work in an office. I don't like wearing suits. I like to ride. Fixed gear, steel frame, no brakes. The bike cannot coast. The pedals never stop turning. Can't stop. Don't want to either. There are 1,500 bike messengers on the streets of New York City. You can e-mail it, FedEx it, fax it, scan it, but when none of that shit works and this thing has to be at that place by this time, you need us.

3

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

FRED

To put it simply, I'm better than you. Get the fuck off my road you fucking scrublord. Follow the rules of the road or we're not gonna have a good time cycling on the road. On the road man. THE ROAD.

6

N/A

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

LB

King Of OTTD

Don't talk to me or my 12,500 kilometers of two dimensional british railway networks ever again.

7

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

LB

RB

Tram

Trams. Mother natures most beautiful creature. Found roaming around several major cities, they are known for their habituation to the human populace, often carrying them around for seemingly no cost. LRT's, their sister clade, have been known to share similar behavioural traits with the inner city trams. Sometimes, natures most beautiful creatures are the ones closest to home.

4

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

RB

RB

RB

RB

Midfielders

Pos.

Picture

Name

Description

Number

Cups Played/Position Played

DMF

Forever Shinkansen

Every day I listen to my heart. RIP Shinkansen, your gets live on.

52

CMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

CMF

90's Rigid MTB

Replace your OTS or your fixie with a 90's Rigid MTB with slicks. All the cool kids are doing it.

90

N/A

N/A

N/A

LB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CMF

AMF

Blimp Train

Unquestionably the most practical and economic form of transportation. One of /n/'s many innovative business schemes.

20

LB

LB

LB

LB

CMF

DMF

SS

CMF

CMF

AMF

DMF

Steel Is Reel

Carbon fibre getting BTFO. Enjoy getting shards of cancer in your ass when your bike shatters. I'll be here on my superior steel frame you fucking hipster fred nerd.

22

N/A

N/A

N/A

DMF

CMF

DMF

CMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

Toronto Rocket

HEEEEEEEEEEEEERE COMES THE TORONTO ROCKET! AHH IT'S A NEW TRAIN I SEE IT THERE IT COMES IT'S A NEW SUBWAY TRAIN COMING. HEEEEEEERE COMES THE TORONTO. ROCKET! ehehehe heheheheheh hehehehehehe HI THERE! I KNOW I SEE ORANGE LIGHTS WHEN YOU SEE THERE'S ORANGE LIGHTS THERE'S A NEW TORONTO ROCKET CORRECT? THE ORANGE LIGHTERS ON THE SIGNS? WHEN YOU SEE THE ORANGE LIGHTS THAT'S THE INDICATOR THAT THERE'S A NEW TRAIN, CORRECT? YEAH I KNEW IT I COULD SEE THE LIGHTS OVER THERE. THEEEEERE GOES THE TORONTO ROCKET. SEE? I WAS RIGHT

65

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

DMF

CMF

/o/ Here Fuck You

"Hey, I just thought I'd go out of my way to come to your board that I quite frankly despise, open this specific thread and seek you, yes, you out just to tell you that you are, in fact, a faggot. Bait? What's that?"

50

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

CMF

CMF

AMF

CMF

CMF

F40PH

Despite it's origins on /b/, F40PH maintains a firm foothold in /n/ history. Not only for it's anti-furry fridays, but because it's responsible for possibly the only sticky /n/ ever has and ever will have. Thanks mods!

40

AMF

AMF

CMF

DMF

CMF

CMF

CMF

AMF

AMF

CMF

AMF

Tite Gapz

Motherfucking tite gapz are what makes a bike a 10/10. What's even the point of owning a bike if you aren't salmoning through oncoming traffic? Fucking git gud and saw off your handlebars you casual scrub.

77

AMF

CF

CF

CF

SS

CF

SS

AMF

AMF

AMF

AMF

Everything's Fucked

Did you know that there is not one single example of good urban planning on the entre planet? Ildefons Cerdà is a hack. Dubai is on fire. 9/11 Wouldn't have happened if they had followed the basic principles of skyscraper planning. /n/ puts the spaghetti in spaghetti junction.

14

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

AMF

Attackers

Pos.

Picture

Name

Description

Number

Cups Played/Position Played

SS

Bepsi

So I went to WacDonalds and asked for a Bepsi, but they gave me a Cole instead. I thought I asked for a Bepsi. What's the deal with that? This kind of mistrust is why we only drink Pocari Sweat in these parts.

2

N/A

CMF

CMF

AMF

CF

AMF

CMF

CMF

CMF

SS

SS

I Like Trains

He like trains.

18

SS

SS

SS

AMF

AMF

SS

AMF

AMF

AMF

SS

CF

Hipster Fixie

Some men enjoy the simple pleasures in life. Others enjoy riding a fixed gear bike through heavy traffic because "it's what mother nature wants, man". He doesn't get on well with most of the team and is often seen deeming training as "too mainstream". Preferred formation is a 1-2-6-1. 2deep4u.

21

CF

AMF

AMF

AMF

DMF

AMF

SS

CF

CF

CF

Former Players

Pos.

Picture

Name

Description

Number

Cups Played/Position Played

Fucking Bikefags

"I talked about trains once and it was awful" - Bikefags, every single day since 2010

99

GK

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

Sea Coffin

Francesco Schettino is a gentleman of high standards. He enjoys his boats like his whisky: On the rocks

12

CB

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

/gag/

General Aviation General is where the aspiring pilots of /n/ go to talk about their experiences of pilot's school and how even the dumbest of fucks can probably get in if you're rich enough

2

CB

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

H A R D C O R E

Have you ever biked up a mountain in the snow with a headwind for at least 3 hours? If so, you are H A R D C O R E

4

CB

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

Yowamushi Pedal

Pathetic weeaboo, angsty shotacon, generic husbando, macho man, fat fuck and fuccboi do gay shit and win bike races singing for the princess. Quite simply the greatest anime of all time. Was split into 2 different reps for the 2014 Winter Cup; Bepsi and Trap Ass Pussy

28

RB

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

High Roller

The latest addition to the Innovatio/n/ series of transport is the High Roller. A bike so extreme that manufacturers don't deem themselves worthy enough to produce it.

6

DMF

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

Craigslist

Contracted for $100. Only been "used" for "six months" beforehand. In "pristine condition".

15

CMF

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

Lufthansa Slaveship

Feel like your commercial airlines are lacking in style? Tired of being cramped up in a sitting position on a stuffy airline? Feel nostalgia towards your ancestors being kidnapped and forced in to American coffin ships? Lufthansa has teamed up with a crack team of engineers to design not only the most comfortable people carrier, but also the most cost efficient, AND with the highest fatality rate! Lufthansa, there's no better way to fly.

4

N/A

CB

CB

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

American O

The O-Gauge is the be all and end all of Model Trains. An American O-Gauge? Well that's just the most god damned patriotic thing I've ever seen in my life. God Bless America.

11

N/A

CB

LB

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

Pilots License

Pilot's License is the ultimate goal for the many aspiring pilots of /n/ and the easiest way to win a dickwaving contest if daddy's millions of dollars doesn't work.

22

CB

GK

DMF

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

Strava

/n/'s Forever Shinkansen group on Strava is where cycling contest are held between /n/thusiasts. Endurance, speed and climb are all taken in to account as /n/ pretends they're anywhere close to a professional level

3

RB

CB

CB

CB

CB

CB

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

Milwaukee Road

Milwaukee Road Autist, Thu 28 May 2015, 09:42:01 No.823938 It's a conspiracy I tell you. A damned conspiracy. The Amtrak executives felt threatened. The electrified rails were going to take over America. It was revolutionary! They feared the Milwaukee Road. They pushed it away. They de-electrified it. It's the biggest mistake in American transport history and you can't say otherwise. I'm an expert at this. N-no... i-it wasn't because passenger numbers were decreasing... it was a conspiracy...

4

N/A

N/A

N/A

CB

CB

CB

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

Unifliz

Affordable, Efficient, Environmentally Friendly. The unifliz is revolutionary to the world of transport.

99

N/A

LB

CMF

CMF

RB

RB

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

Fuck The Police

Cycling laws? Nope. Yielding? Fuck that. Cycling on the sidewalk? Who cares. Fuck that shit I do what I want. I'm a cyclist, whatchya gonna do about it?

50

CMF

CMF

CMF

CMF

CMF

CMF

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

Velomobile

Je moet Nederlands zijn om een Velomobile te mogen hebben.

12

N/A

RB

RB

RB

LB

LB

LB

LB

LB

N/A

Monster Thighs

/fit/ will tell you not to skip leg day. On /n/, every day is leg day. Every day

7

DMF

DMF

CB

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

DMF

N/A

Live From Prague

If you want to get comfy, you can join /n/ on a tour of Prague. Every day the Prague tram system opens its doors with its railcam on the roof, allowing folks from all over the world to enjoy a comfy tram ride around slavland.

99

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

N/A

CMF

CMF

DMF

N/A

Trap Ass Pussy

Yowamushi Pedal is an anime about girly shota homosexuals in tight lycra chasing eachothers asses. Don't let anybody tell you otherwise.

14

N/A

CMF

DMF

CF

AMF

CMF

SS

CF

CF

N/A