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The lonely tundra that is /po/, a strange place that claims to be a haven for papercrafters and origami folders. Amongst the sparse aggressive population are a critically endangered species that is the Builder. Few and far between they carry out a slow and lonely occupation that the imageboard is named for but rarely performs. Even rarer are Designers, practically extinct, their numbers are far below what is needed for viable breeding. They are clever creatures capable of myriad disguises, and they must conceal themselves particularly while among the common populace. This is not simply for their own privacy, it is predominantly the horrifying fact that should their actual type be discovered the loud vicious portion of the inhabitants, better than half their number, descent violently upon the Designer and dispose of them without mercy. This bizarre self destructive dystopia is carefully avoided by the rational communities that lay beyond the borders. A few incautious outsiders have been known to venture within, but often do not survive and are never heard from again.
/po/ figure that victory in the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup will bring the board some much needed traffic and attention, hoping for the return of more Designers to scream at. So they've crafted together a team with the goal of claiming the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup, to prove that they can cut it at the Elite level. Recent endeavours have held /po/ back, however, the management will not give up. It is only a matter of time.
History
The Return to the Babbies
Having proven their worth in the Qualifier, /po/ was drawn in with 3 fan-driven teams: /a/, /out/, and /jp/. Considering the tension between /a/ and /jp/, and /out/ expecting to return to the elites after a Summer wake-up call, the PAYPUH was set in place to be the carefree spoiler of the group. That resolve as such would be tested in /po/'s first match of the Babbies since the previous Autumn against /out/.
Both teams came firing on all cylinders, despite strange errors and cheeky clearing from both teams. Want Some Chips? would be the first scorer of the match, dumping his entire bag over the Cutting Mat, but after a rare fit of reverse pause abuse, 1,000 Cranes blew past two defenders, shiftng the ball into the goal behind Goretex. A 45+er from Smokey before the half would force /po/ to play on the back foot for the second half of the match. Little did anyone know that there would be more happening than just the subs. Though another shot from Want Some Chips? went in to make the game 3-1, the nonmedal CMF Crease Pattern broke through every /out/ defender and blasted a goal behind Goretex to keep the game close, at 3-2. While the /po/ offense was struggling to tie the game up, all hope seemed lost as Smokey managed to hit blooter into Cutting Mat, who failed to grab the ball and could only watch as the ball rolled slowly towards the goal, but a sudden and incredible header clear by ._._._._._._. would save /po/'s chances at 79'. A late goal by 1,000 Cranes would hopefully have started /po/'s Babby campaign with a draw. Unfortunately an even later 90+3' goal by Want Some Chips? would be the deciding factor in the matchup, and /po/ would take a bitter loss despite an impressive effort.
The next match would be against the otakus of /jp/. While this match had no real highlights during the first half, the tension in the air before kickoff was so immense that it couldn't even be cut with an X-Acto knife. /out/ had defeated /a/ in the match before this, and should /jp/ win, the group would be decided before the third pair of matches. Fans of /a/ were backing the /po/ team here, as a win would keep them alive as well. Just before subs would take place, however, a great pass from Crease Pattern into the army of 1,000 Cranes would set up the only goal of the match. After subs took place, /po/ did all that they could to keep /jp/ scoreless, while /jp/ tried to look for the perfect opportunity to equalize. It wouldn't happen for the otaku clan /jp/, and a 1-0 victory for /po/ confirmed 3 things: /out/ would not be safe, /jp/ would be in a state of despair, though not quite as bad as where /a/ stood, and /a/ were relieved to still remain in the running for the cup. Though /jp/ would go on to greater moments after this match, /po/ would be the only team to defeat the new Babby Cup champs.
After /out/ and /jp/ drew their last match, it put /po/ in a tough spot for the final match of Group B against /a/. The pressure was on for the paper brigade, as the only way to advance for /po/ was to win. As the /a/ council were actually trying to win this game and salvage their reputations after being mathematically eliminated, their offense was producing some convincing attacks, and Cowboy Bebop would get one past the Cutting Mat for the first goal of the match. After halftime changes, Inferno Cop made the most of kekoff abuse and the game was set at 2-0. /po/ were in dire straits afterward, needing to prevent another goal from going past them to finish better than their 3 previous Babby cups. They ended up doing one better in dramatic fashion. Paper Plane made an amazing long pass into 1,000 Cranes, who lobbed the ball around the /a/ goalkeeper in 90+3'. Though /po/ were sent to another round of Babby competition, /po/ held onto a third place result in Group B and 19th overall, removing any need to qualify for the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup.
The 2017 Spring Babby Cup
After viewing the action of the 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers from their papercraft balcony and drinking champagne from paper cups, the group draw sent /po/ to Group A, with the most (or possibly the least) interesting teams to face off against. Group A reunites the paper brigade with /t/, their last match occuring in the 2016 Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers in which they both qualified. Their second opponent, /adv/, is a more familiar face, both teams winning a game against each other. And one of the new teams on the block, /p/ returns after a dismal showing in the 2017 Winter Cup. Stay tuned for further history...
The One True Rivalry
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| /i/ - Slow Ass Bowl
There has always been a debate as to who was the slower board, /po/ or /i/? The debate been brought into the 4chan Cup when /i/ was formed by a bunch of pathetic weeaboo hobos who have too much time and grease on their hands. They also constitute the most "friendly" board's one and only rivalry, these suckers are low enough to make an enemy out of /po/. Neither board decided to be faster than the other during the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers and their only game was a 3-3 draw. The /po/ team will do all it can to scream at the "designers" of /i/ so that they can sod off to the nearest candy store where they belong, and to prove that mentally unstable papercraft is indeed superior to mentally unstable scribblings and ramblings of a pretentious, homeless twat. Eat shit, /i/. - The current /po/ manager |
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Roster
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Match History
Cup Matches
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| March 17, 2012 |  /an/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-5 L | X-Acto  22'Big Head Mode 89'
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| March 17, 2012 | /an/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-1 D | X-Acto 75'
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| October 13, 2012 |  /vp/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-1 D | Paper Plane 19'
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| October 13, 2012 |  /wg/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-2 L | Paper Plane 83'
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| October 19, 2012 |  /fa/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-0 W | Paper Plane 84'
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| May 3, 2013 | /vp/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 3-2 W | Paper Goat 26', 67' Chapsy 79'
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| May 5, 2013 |  /gif/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-2 D | Paper Cut 11' Chapsy 70'
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| May 11, 2013 |  /tv/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-1 W | Moneygami 16' Paper Plane 81'
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| May 18, 2013 |  /x/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-3 L | Paper Cut 43'
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| August 16, 2013 | /tv/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup | 5-0 W | Paper Cut 13', 25', 88' Moneygami 32'Paper Plane 43'
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| August 18, 2013 |  /h/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup | 0-0 D | |
| August 24, 2013 |  /a/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup | 0-5 L | |
| November 15, 2013 |  /c/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-4 L | Chapsy 10'
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| November 17, 2013 |  /asp/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-3 L | |
| November 23, 2013 |  /adv/
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2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-1 L | |
| April 4, 2014 |  /y/
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2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-1 W video link |
Template 20' Chapsy 57'
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| April 6, 2014 |  /diy/
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2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-3 L video link |
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| April 18, 2014 |  /n/
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2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 4-0 W video link |
Chapsy 55' Moneygami 58'Paper Cut 60', 89'
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| April 19, 2014 |  /cm/
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2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-2 L video link |
Paper Goat 67'
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| April 26, 2014 |  /pol/
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2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-3 L video link |
Paper Plane 41' Paper Goat 51'
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| July 19, 2014 | /gif/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup | 1-1 D video link |
Paper Plane 22'
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| July 25, 2014 |  /tg/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup | 2-0 W video link |
Paper Cut 44' Template 90+'
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| July 27, 2014 |  /toy/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup | 0-0 D | |
| August 2, 2014 |  /mu/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup | 1-3 L | Moneygami 34'
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| February 13, 2015 |  /ck/
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2015 4chan Winter Cup | 0-3 L | |
| February 15, 2015 |  /hr/
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2015 4chan Winter Cup | 0-2 L | |
| February 21, 2015 |  /b/
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2015 4chan Winter Cup | 2-1 W | Moneygami 19', 40'
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| April 25, 2015 |  /o/
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2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-4 L | Paper Plane 39', 90+'
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| April 26, 2015 | /y/
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2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-1 D | Paper Plane 8'
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| May 2, 2015 | /adv/
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2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-1 W | PDO 88' X-Acto 90+'
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| April 10, 2015 | /cm/
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2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-2 L | Paper Plane 22'
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| October 24, 2015 | /h/
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2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-0 D | |
| October 25, 2015 |  /vg/
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2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-2 L | 1,000 Cranes 19'
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| November 6, 2015 |  /trv/
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2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-0 W | Moneygami 23' X-Acto 69'
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| November 8, 2015 | /wg/
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2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-6 L | X-Acto 44'
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| April 15, 2016 |  /i/
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2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers | 3-3 D | 1000 Cranes 26', 45+3' Paper Plane 39'
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| April 16, 2016 | /vg/
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2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers | 3-4 L | Graphig 10' 1000 Cranes 35'X-Acto 49'
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| April 17, 2016 | /o/
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2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers | 1-2 L | Template 32'
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| October 8, 2016 | /y/
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2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 2-1 W | 1000 Cranes 89', 90+2'
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| October 8, 2016 |  /t/
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2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 3-3 D | X-Acto 43' 1,000 Cranes 45+2', 83'
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| October 8, 2016 |  /co/
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2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers | 4-2 W | 1,000 Cranes 15', 23', 44', 74'
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| October 28, 2016 |  /out/
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2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 3-4 L | 1,000 Cranes 45+0', 84' Crease Pattern 76'
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| October 30, 2016 |  /jp/
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2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-0 W | 1,000 Cranes 54'
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| November 5, 2016 | /a/
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2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-2 L | 1,000 Cranes 90+3'
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| May 12, 2017 | /adv/
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2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup | TBD | |
| May 14, 2017 | /t/
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2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup | TBD | |
| May 20, 2017 |  /p/
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2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup | TBD |
Friendly Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| April 14, 2012 | /diy/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 4-0 L | |
| May 16, 2012 | /wg/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Paper Plane 69'
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| June 9, 2012 |  /k/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | Paper Plane 67'
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| September 2, 2012 | /x/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | X-Acto 88'
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| September 15, 2012 |  /lit/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-2 L | X-Acto 14'
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| September 22, 2012 | /wg/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-2 W | Paper Plane 7', 55' Big Head Mode 79'
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| December 8, 2012 |  /ic/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-0 L | |
| April 7, 2013 |  /g/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-1 D | X-Acto 78'
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| April 7, 2013 | /hr/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 4-0 W | Paper Plane 38' X-Acto 40'Tacky Glue 50'Chapsy 52'
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| June 7, 2014 |  /gd/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 5-2 L | Paper Plane 22' Broken Printer 29'
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| June 8, 2014 | /asp/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 0-2 L |
Unofficial Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| December 25, 2012 |  /int/
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2012 Christmas Cup Round of 16 | 3-0 W | Paper Plane 2', 17', 90+3'
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| December 25, 2012 | /h/
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2012 Christmas Cup Quarterfinals | 2-2 W (3-2) |
Paper Cut 63', 84'
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| December 25, 2012 | /y/
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2012 Christmas Cup Semifinals | 2-1 L | Paper Plane 5'
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| December 25, 2012 | /tv/
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2012 Christmas Cup Third Place Match | 1-1 L (3-5) |
Paper Plane 25'
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| January 17, 2015 | /an/
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2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 0-2 L | |
| January 17, 2015 | /h/
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2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 2-0 W | Template 64' WE NEED A STICKY 67'
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| February 27, 2015 | /t/
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2015 Winter Loser Ball Quarterfinals | 2-1 L | Paper Plane 34'
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| August 22, 2015 |  /m/
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Lark's Madness | 4-1 L | 1000 Cranes 25'
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Honors
- 2012 Christmas Cup: 4th place
Downloads
Squad and formation
https://mega.nz/#!hoZCSQwS!rSX14wp--8hEpRcTBYKIwlOQ5ICMaN-cqmB0i33RVio (export for Spring)
Aesthetics
https://mega.nz/#!2FtgTY5Q!qbxYbohIPwVm6D6Tp5GRjp_-oNyHAtaS33vi_1fwL3c (updated for Spring)
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