/jp/ Roster

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Roster

Sub

Starter

Silver

Gold

Goalkeepers

Pos.

Name

Picture

Description

Playstyle

	GK

Captain Meido

The trusty /jp/ meido is always there to keep crossboarders and shitposters at bay, so who better than her to stop the opponents attempts on the goal?

-Original model by yas

Offensive Goalkeeper

	GK

Akane-Chan

SEYANAAAAAAA

-Original model by kur

Offensive Goalkeeper

Defenders

Pos.

Name

Picture

Description

Playstyle

	CB

Ohayou

Being the embodiment of mountain echoes, Kyouko Kasodani acts as the self-appointed Gensokyo alarm clock. Every day at 6 A.M she flies to the top of the Youkai Mountain and lets out an OHAYOU that wakes up everyone on Gensokyo. Despite earning the eternal hate of the lazier Gensokyans like this, she is very commited to this endeavor.

-Original model by みるちお

	CB

(´・ω・｀)

An emoticon that became (in)famous after it was used frequently in the 2ch story of Denko, where a lonely guy tries to get a girlfriend and fails spectacularly. NOTE TO COMMENTATORS: It's pronounced syobon,

Defensive FB

	RB

Why is /jp/ so shitty?

One day, Dawson Leery opened his favorite board with the intention of discussing 2hu feet, his favorite VN or maybe make a cheeky metathread complaining about tripfags. However, much to his dismay, what he found was an endless barrage of 3D idol generals, JAV threads and /a/ crossboarders. He started crying silently and asked to no one in particular: "Why is /jp/ so shitty?".

Build Up

	CB

I can feel it in my bones

Touhou 16 is about the four seasons, now let's take a look at Mima. She has a sun in her hat, that's Summer. Her clothes are blue, Winter. Her hair is green, Spring. She is a ghost, when do ghosts come out? On Halloween, and when does Halloween take place? That's right on Autumn. Mima confirmed final boss in Touhou 16.

PS=N/A

	RB

wich2huwudufuq

A question that keeps every Touhou fan up at night: Which Touhou would I fuck? Do you go for the innocent lolis like Cirno, or for the experienced hags like Yukari? Vanilla lovemaking with Youmu, or the most depraved sexual acts with Sanae? Do you go for a normal human girl like Reimu or Marisa or you prefer more exotic stuff, such as Wakasagihime? Whatever your tastes are, most likely there will be a Touhou that can satisfy them.

-Original model by Cresato,Yas,Kome-ken

Defensive FB

	LB

Billy Herrington

Popular icon of the Gachimugi series, and easily recognizable for his figure and presence. RIP Billy ;_;7

Defensive FB

	LB

Autism

A quality that every /jp/sie should have. It allows you to perfom feats such as 1CCing every Touhou game on Lunatic or learning Japanese for the sole purpose of reading VNs. Rumour says that if your autism is strong enough you get rewarded with a government paycheck every month. Living the dream.

Defensive FB

	RB

Chu-Chu

Reimu a chu chu

	CB

TAKE IT EASY!

These abominations with passing resemblances to Touhou characters aren't too good at playing football on virtue of having no legs, but seem to have an uncanny ability to attract all the tackles from the opposing players, which makes them a great distraction.

	CB

Beato

*cackles*

	CB

Ero Ruins Eroge

Mollusks.

Midfielders

Attackers

Pos.

Name

Picture

Description

Playstyle

	CMF

Sachiko

Taken from the Idolm@ster wiki: "The standard skill for most of the girls in the game is to buff her own type, or debuff an opposing type. Sachiko's first S Rare was also the first card in the game to debuff its own kind, weakening enemy Cutes so that Sachiko could be the cutest." I feel there's no better description for her.

By the way, don't mention Fatalpulse near her fans.

Classic Number 10

	CMF

YUA

Vtuber on /jp/ thats loved for her breasts. She pails in comparison to her other counterparts due to how unorthodox the way her videos get translated

The Destroyer

	AMF

Japanese Bird

A budgie with a passion for cooking. His favorite dish to make is pasta, be it spaguetti or penne rigate. He and his other bird friends are protected /jp/ heritage.

The Destroyer

	AMF

sage

sage has lived better times. Ever since he became invisible, people seem to have forgotten he exists and have stopped using him, even as a downvote. But his invisibility has a silver lining to it, since he now can sneak into the opponent's goal without being spotted by the defense. Not a very ethical tactic, but you gotta play dirty sometimes.

Hole Player

	AMF

Get out of /jp/

Due to her abrasiveness and bluntness, Marisa is the perfect candidate for letting people know that /jp/ is a board where bullshit is not tolerated. These qualities also make her an excellent striker for the team.

During Comiket, when the influx of Chinese visitors to /jp/ grows greatly, she sometimes gets help from Hong Meiling to remind them to get out.

-Original model by Ki

Creative Playmaker

	DMF

Corndog Tenshi

Corndog Tenshi hails from historic Route 66 (or at least that's where we always find her). Her love of football is only surpassed by her love of corndogs.

-Original model by alva

Anchor Man