/asp/ Roster

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Goalkeepers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	VACANT		Many time world champion across many different federations, including singlehandedly winning the 2012 Summer Cup. How does he keep doing it?
GK	Zorb		I'M JUST A ZORBY BOY zorby booooooooy IT'S NOT A KIDS TOY kiiiiiiids tooooooooy

Defenders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
CB	Plans Change		W-well, uh, y-ya see, well, uh, plans change. That'll be $10.99
CB	Take a Bump		AKA: Triple H, The Game, The King of Kings, The Creator, The Cerebral Assassin, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Terra Ryzing, Shovelman, The Destroyer, The Ass-Kicker, The...
CB	THAT'S THE WALL, BROTHER		THAT'S THE WALL, BROTHER! HEY WALL! IF YOU WANT SOME, COME GET SOME! THAT'S THE WALL UP THERE, BROTHER!
CB	Sid's Crossface		Would an opposing striker tap out to Sid's Crossface?
CB	Jannetty		Who's the Jannetty? Youse the Jannetty.
LB	Chadblade		Soon.

Midfielders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
LMF	Bruce Lee		Arguably the most famous martial artist who ever lived and a longtime /asp/ regular, Bruce Lee's deft skills with his feet will no doubt come in handy on the field. Flow like water, my friend.
RMF	Big Bible AJ		A world-champion talent for every promotion he's ever worked for, it could be argued that AJ Styles is the biggest dime-drawer in modern WWE today. The power of God, dimes, and his files has propelled AJ into being a star for the /asp/ roster.
CMF	DEAN		DEAN. I'M PROUD OF YOU, BOY. YOU GAVE IT TO THE PEOPLE.
AMF	Summer of '92		Kevin Nash was raped in the blistering summer of 1992. kek what a bitch
DMF	Tarps		Time to lay the tarps. Time to lay the tarrrrrrrrrps! huhuhuhuhu
LMF	Boomericho		Because when you're starting up a rival wrestling promotion designed to compete with the WWE, why WOULDN'T you make a 49 year old your inaugural champ?
LMF	Ding-Dong Diddly		Finna.
CMF	Krispen Wah		Who is this Krispen Wah guy? Never heard of him. He is definitely not a former World Champion and Royal Rumble winner.
CMF	Big Knife Manju		It's NOT a tear in the poster.
CMF	Tony Hawk		Tony Hawk is stuck in an existential nightmare where no one knows or cares who he is anymore. Hopefully that doesn't impact his divegrass abilities.
RMF	GO ACE		The Cena of New Japan, Hiroshi Tanahashi has held down the fort for his home promotion for the better part of a decade. GO ACE!

Attackers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
CF	Hollywood John		He is a record tying 13-time WWE champion, 3-time World Heavyweight champion, 2-time Royal Rumble winner, 8-time WWE Slammy Award winner and a numerous time holder of some unimportant championships. He is the most divisive player in WWE and 4CC history. He is the ultimate underdog. He...actually hasn't been around for awhile. Still, regardless of how long it's been since he's been in the ring, John Cena IS /asp/. Powered by a mixture of sheer willpower and Fruity Pebbles, he is here to add some divegrass trophies to his list of accolades. Who wins LOL? CENAWINSLOL.
SS	Undercarder		There are few things that are truly badass. There's me, the Undercarder, the American Badass. There's Summer of '92, mmmmmmmm you don't wanna mess with him. There's the Cenas, the Dimes, the DEANs. And then there are those who play divegrass in the 4chan Cup. To the man, they're bad to the bone.
SS	Dimes		The true mark of any great wrestler is how many dimes you can draw. It is the ultimate status symbol in the industry.
SS	Make the Transition		It's over, e-drones. You've already lost.