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/troubleshooter/ - Troubleshooter
Founded December 10, 2021 Manager Dandylion Owner Dandylion IRL manager Whomeve Team colors Chat color ffff00 The Most Basic Yellow Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Mommy Mythrils Website /troubleshooter/ - Troubleshooter Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem Guardian V2 Victory Anthem Finish My Work Goal horn Reminiscence
Kits

Take NuXCOM, exchange permadeath for a fixed squad that can be customized with over 700 different skills, then slather in enough Korean drama even henchmen get backstories, and you have Troubleshooter: Abandoned Children.

Players

No. Position Player   GK 153.7% Chance to Block   LB The Hacker Known As Carp   CB Made for Negoori Tongues   RB Luna's Wife   LMF Raped to Sleep by the Spiders   CMF Nice Cans   RMF White the White (Black)   AMF I Hunger   AMF Heroic Autism   SS My Immortal   CF Mommy Mythrils

No. Position Player   GK Police “Assistance”   LB >“of the Green Guardian”   LB >Your Robot   CB Hello There!   RB True Final Boss   RB Flaming Wooden Spoonist   LMF They See Me Rolling   CMF 5 Range Melee Attack   CMF Moses of Crabnam   CMF Pedobat   RMF >Their Robot   SS Anne's Wife

Roster

Player	Name	Description
Mommy Mythrils	Albus Bernstein	Your mother died under mysterious circumstances? Protip: Become a freelance crimefighter and you'll eventually get high enough security clearance to access the records of the incident.
I Hunger	Sion Bloodwalker	Despite the vampiric overtones of his name, he'd rather stuff his face with dumplings.
Heroic Autism	Irene Lion	This is what happens when you let impressionable children read capeshit.
Luna's Wife	Anne Macy	Girl you like is actually a criminal? Protip: Become a freelance crimefighter and you'll eventually be able to arrest her and be together.
Raped to Sleep by the Spiders	Heixing Alley	Growing up in the Fortress of Suffering is suffering. On the bright side, their silk makes for a cool jacket.
Nice Cans	Ray Alley	While the rest of the squad opts for more conventional weapons like swords, guns or magic-focusing bracelets, Ray throws exploding spraypaint canisters.
Made for Negoori Tongues	Giselle Wallenstein	I wonder why this huntress is still single at 35.
The Hacker Known as Carp	Kylie Zu	Rejects her destiny to evolve into Gyarados because she'd rather tinker with machines, such as Mono and Vivi who join her on the pitch. 13 man abuse.
153.7% Chance to Block	Leton Alley	Bad news: Attacking with ice magic will kill you. Good news: Conjuring frozen armour isn't an attack.
White the White (Black)	Bianca Leblanc	Her nickname 'Black Witch' contrasts strongly with the literal meaning of her real name.
My Immortal	Alisa Ivanova	“The first time you take fatal damage, become immortal until the end of your next turn.” - well what if I just never take my next turn?
Police "Assistance"	VHPD Suppressor	Many enemies have skills that trigger on being hit, making these AI support units take questionable decisions.
>Of the Green Guardian	Niels Lagerlof	Will tell you what random bonus stats your equipment has. It's probably resistance to a seldom-used element.
Flaming Wooden Spoonist	Spoonist Pyromancer	A cult who uses Spoons as their symbol - if ten people each share a spoonful of food, an eleventh will have enough to eat. This one is notable for his ability to cause his friends to explode on death.
True Final Boss	Jason	One of the first named enemies you encounter, this random gangster somehow manages to survive everything and keep coming back.
Anne's Wife	Luna	An assassin with all the benefits of a teenage girl and all the drawbacks of a teenage girl.
Pedobat	Explorer Dorori	“Trigger Blessing of the Earth by thinking that Anne is the perfect match for him.” “Trigger Acceleration state by thinking that he wants to raise a family with Anne ASAP.”
5 Range Melee Attack	Spotted Negoori	*Lick*
>Your Robot	Drone	While you can acquire every beast you encounter, possession of the larger robots is against the law.
They See Me Rolling	Bicron	Industrial Robots converted for battle. Original robot design please do not steal
>Their Robot	Destron	Military Combat Androids
Hello There!	Renzy	>Walks out of fog of war >Says Hi >One shots your unit
Moses of Crabnam	Flower Garden Crabmit	An island filled with a hundred crabs bursting out of underground hiding spots can be traumatizing to the unprepared. This individual is their leader, taking them on a journey to the promised land.