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/sci/
What has science done?
Sci logo.png
/sci/ - Science & Math
Founded Jan. 6, 2012
Manager John Urschel
IRL manager Yuyukow !!EOZVjSE1Oud
Team colors
Chat color 0047AB
Cobalt Blue
Ranking 48 (decrease 8)
Highest rank 4 (August 2018)
Lowest rank 54 (November 2016)
Top scorer Shinichi Mochizuki (49)
Top assister Richard Feynman (28)
Captain Shinichi Mochizuki
Website /sci/ - Science & Math
Nickname /sci/entists, The Team of Science, /sci/borgs
Home ground The Time Cube
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
45 32 52 129 34.88%
GF GA GD
213 232 -19
Biggest win
/sci/ Sci icon.png 5–0 Diy icon.png /diy/
November 1, 2015
Biggest defeat
/sci/ Sci icon.png 1–7 Wg icon.png /wg/
September 29, 2012
First match
/d/ D icon.png 1–0 Sci icon.png /sci/
February 11, 2012
Elite Cup
Appearances 11 (First in 2012 4chan Summer Cup)
Best result 6th, 2017 4chan Summer Cup
Babby Cup
Appearances 13 (First in 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup)
Best result 3rd, 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Team music
Anthem The Science Rap G
Victory Anthem Glorious Dawn
Hawking Clean Sheet The Galaxy Song

Goal horn Weird Science
Feynman Goalhorn Richard Feynman Playing Bongos
Comeback Goalhorn Blinding Lights
Kits
Home kit Scihome sc2015.png
Away kit Sciaway-2016sbc.png
Goalkeeper kit Sci home goalkeeper kit 2014 spring babby cup.png
Third kit Scithird-2016sbc.png
Fourth kit Scifourth-2016sbc.png
Fifth kit Sci kit 5 2020 spring babby cup.png
Sixth kit Sci kit 6 2021 autumn babby cup.png


Since the dawn of time, anons from far and wide have come to /sci/ to post their IQ and take autism tests. The best and brightest of these pseuds have come together and put forth 23 of their finest memes and beloved scientists to represent them in the 4chan Cup. Now, over 10 years after the team's founding, the /sci/entists are looking to put their Ph.D's to use and sperg their way into the history books. So put down that CS book and get ready to do some actual science, brainlet.

Lineup

Main Article: /sci/ Roster

Top: Jon Tooker, Wernher von Braun, Yukariposter, Mario Montano, Lex Fridman , Sun of Lava/Ice
Bottom: Norman Wildberger, Shinichi Mochizuki (Captain), Stephen Hawking, Richard Feynman, You SHOULD be able to solve this
Not pictured: Secret Italian Supercat (/sci/'s mascot), Black Science Guy (Coming to /sci/: When any Ivy League athlete becomes the MVP of 3 Super Bowls)
No. Position Player
24
  GK
The Phenotype
17
  LB
Yukariposter
14
  CB
Lex Fridman, Midwit Institute of Technology
100
  CB
Sun Of Lava/ice
6
  RB
Mario Montano
28
  DMF
Wernher Von Braun
34
  CMF
Stephen Hawking
11
  AMF
Richard Feynman
23
  CF
Shinichi Mochizuki Captain
5
  SS
You SHOULD be able to solve this
  SS
Norman Wildberger
No. Position Player
87
  GK
Jon Tooker
43
  LB
Cool Science Facts
1
  LB
CS Pleb
69
  CB
Homo Engineer
3
  CB
Triple Integrals
112
  CB
1+2+3+4+5+.... = -1/12
999
  CB
Does 0.999 = 1?
4
  RB
>biology >hard science
8
  RB
Carl Sagan
300
  DMF
300k Starting
44
  DMF
Aspie African
9
  DMF
>>>/x/










Cup & Match History

Main Article: /sci/ History

The 2022 Autumn Babby Cup

The 2022 Autumn Babby cup saw a return to the Fetus format, and thus a return to 4 team groups. /sci/ was drawn into a near repeat group of the previous spring consisting of /r9k/, /mlp/ and /vr/. /sci/'s first match against /vr/ would ultimately be the most interesting in the group, with You SHOULD be able to solve this scoring the first goal at 29th minute to put /sci/ on the board. /vr/'s shots, while more numerous, were cleared by the defense and saved by Stephen Hawking to keep the game in /sci/'s favor. The second half would see /vr/ make tactical changes for a more aggressive offense, culminating in a goal by Doomguy at the 54th minute, tactical changes by /sci/ after conceding did little as Kacho Arino would score and put /vr/ ahead 2-1 10 minutes later. After taking a more offensive posture to bring up more midfielders Shinichi Mochizuki would get a brace in 5 minutes, putting /sci/ back in the lead briefly before Doomguy would score again, equalizing the game again for a 3-3 draw. /sci/'s next match would be against a rather slurpy /r9k/, Richard Feynman scored a quick goal at the start of the match only for the rest of /sci/'s forwards to be unable to get past /r9k/'s defenders while /r9k/'s anemic offense to repeatedly flounder, leading to an largely uninteresting 1-0 victory. Heading into Group C's final match day /sci/ and its last opponent /mlp/ both sat on 4 points, with /vr/ having 2, and /r9k/ eliminated with 0. A /sci/ victory or draw in its last match would guarantee an advance to the Round of 16 and a place in the upcoming elite cup in Winter, but a loss would require /r9k/ to at least pull a draw against /vr/ in order for /sci/ to go through. As the group's penultimate game began, /mlp/ initiated an aggressive offense that /sci/ had little ability to respond to. Changes made after conceding a goal were unable to get regularly get the ball out of /sci/'s half of the pitch, worse still were the number of shot's /mlp/ were getting on target as The Phenotype and the defense had to wither a unrelenting siege. The overwhelming pressure continued into the second half and defeat looked certain, tactical changes were again made at the 65th minute hoping to salvage the game. At the 77th minute Norman Wildberger scored off a cross from You SHOULD be able to solve this, leveling the game, saving the team if the result held, a defensive posture was taken immediately in order to prevent another /mlp/ goal. /sci/ survived on a 1-1 draw, unaffected by /vr/'s 2-0 victory over /r9k/, narrowly promoting in a 5-5-5-0 group on goals scored.

Finishing behind /vr/ in the group stage, /sci/ was unseeded and would be drawn against /h/ in the Round of 16. The match began with a /sci/ engaging in an siege of /h/'s goal box, before/h/ would go on the attack and attempt to score off some corner kicks. After managing to clear the ball from its half, /sci/ would start its attack again. Towards the end of the half You SHOULD be able to solve this took a shot on goal for the ball to be deflected by Sad Panda, only for Norman Wildberger to score off the rebound, the half ended soon thereafter with /sci/ having taken the lead. Deciding to stay the course /sci/ help its offense going, /sci/ forwards and midfielders were pressing in /h/'s half of the pitch only for Shinichi Mochizuki to be fouled by one of the /h/ defenders. After taking a long shot off a free kick, Mochikuzi scored /sci/'s second goal of the match and would score again in the same way a few minutes later off another free kick when /h/'s Unwilling Elf fouled Carl Sagan, the game was at 3-0 in /sci/'s favor at the 69th Minute. There was little time for /h/ to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat, Can't Beat the Cock had been anemic on offense the whole game and Liru was nowhere to be found during /h/'s attacks, however desperate tactical changes by /h/ management would see stronger attacks in /sci/'s half of the field. Faceless Fatguy would score off a corner kick in the last 10 minutes of the game, /sci/ moving on to the Quarter Finals with a 3-1 victory. Unfortunately for /sci/, they would face off against /tg/ an autopilot that had been undefeated the entire cup up to that point. The withering volley of shots made by /sci/ did not lead to any successes, the majority were saved by /tg/'s enduring goalkeeper, while two shots that would have otherwise gone in under better circumstances merely deflected off the post. /sci/ was scored on by /tg/'s strikers twice, unable to respond despite its continuing pressure on offense, /sci/ was eliminated on a 2-0 loss. Despite being unable to make it past the Quarterfinals yet again the year had ended on a positive note for the team, /sci/ was heading to the elites once again defying the low expectations that had become entrenched after 3 years of being permababby shitters.


Tournament History

Competition Wins Draws Losses Goal For Goals Against Goal Differential Rank Notes
2012 Spring Cup logo.png2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup 4 2 1 11 7 4 3rd place
2012 Summer Cup logo.png 2012 4chan Summer Cup 0 1 2 5 11 -6 19th place - Group Stage
2012 Autumn Cup logo.png 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2 1 1 10 5 5 9th place - Round of 16
2013 Winter Cup logo.png2013 4chan Winter Cup 1 0 2 5 6 -1 16th place - Group Stage
2013 Spring Cup logo.png2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1 0 2 2 4 -2 19th place- Group Stage Promoted due to the Dragongate scandal
2013 Summer Cup logo.png 2013 4chan Summer Cup 1 0 2 3 7 -4 23rd place - Group Stage
2013 Autumn Cup logo.png2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1 1 1 5 7 -2 21st place - Group Stage
2014 Spring Cup logo.png2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1 1 2 3 4 -1 30th place - Group Stage
2014 Autumn Cup Logo.png 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 4 1 1 12 7 5 5th place - Quarterfinals
2015 4chan winter cup logo.png2015 4chan Winter Cup 1 2 1 6 7 -1 14th place - Round of 16
2015 Summer Cup Logo.png2015 4chan Summer Cup 0 0 3 3 10 -7 31st - Group Stage
ABC15 Design G.png2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1 2 1 8 4 4 24th place - Group Stage
2016 Spring Cup Logo.png2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0 1 2 2 7 -5 26th place - Group Stage
ABC16 Design A.png2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 0 0 0 0 0 0 Forfeit No export presented
SBC17 Design Aq.png2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers 0 2 1 4 5 -1 8th place - Group Stage
SBC17 Design A.png2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup 1 1 1 6 6 0 18th - Group Stage Promoted after /t/, /out/ and /p/ were culled
SC17 Design A.png2017 4chan Summer Cup 3 1 1 10 7 3 6th place - Quarterfinals Tied with /tv/
WC18 Design F2.png2018 4chan Winter Cup 3 0 2 9 8 1 8th place - Quarterfinals
Summer18 E.png2018 4chan Summer Cup 4 0 1 10 5 5 6th Place - Quarterfinals
WC19 Design E.png2019 4chan Winter Cup 0 1 2 12 15 -3 25th place - Group Stage
SBC19 Design B1.png2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0 3 0 0 0 0 21st place - Group Stage
ABC19 Design Eq.png2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers 1 0 2 4 6 -2 8th place - Group Stage >go autopilot >get aborted
SBC20 Design A.png2020 4chan Spring Babby Cup 0 3 0 6 6 0 21st - Group Stage Lost playoffs to /d/
ABC20 Design F.png2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1 0 2 3 7 -4 25th - Group Stage
WoC21 Design E.png2021 4chan World Cup 0 2 1 6 7 -1 53rd - Group Stage
ABC21 Design C.png2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 1 0 3 6 10 -4 34th - Group Stage
SBC22 Design D.png2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup 2 0 3 9 8 1 11th - Round of 16 Drought ended after 3 years, tied with /c/
SC22 Design G.png2022 4chan Summer Cup 0 2 1 4 7 -3 28th - Group Stage >jobbing to /cm/
ABC22 Design H.png2022 4chan Autumn Babby Cup 2 2 1 8 7 1 8th - Quarter Finals >a fucking repeat group >another QF loss
WC23 Design G.png2023 4chan Winter Cup 4 0 1 12 7 5 TBD - Quarter Finals First time in an elite knockout in 4.5 years
Cup Matches 39 29 43 184 197 -13
Official Friendlies 6 3 9 29 35 -6 No more official friendlies, RIPIP
Official Total 45 32 52 213 232 - 19

Recent & Upcoming Matches

For a >complete match history see: /sci/ Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers Video
July 29, 2022 M icon.png /m/ Group Stage SC 2022 1-1 D Richard Feynman Goal 90' >fun
Jul 31, 2022 Cm icon.png /cm/ Group Stage SC 2022 2-5 L Richard Feynman Goal 22'86' >fun
August 6, 2022 V icon.png /v/ Group Stage SC 2022 1-1 D Richard Feynman Goal 79' >fun
November 4, 2022 Vr icon.png /vr/ Group Stage ABC 2022 3-3 D You SHOULD be able to solve this Goal 29' Shinichi Mochizuki Goal 73'77' >fun
November 6, 2022 R9k icon.png /r9k/ Group Stage ABC 2022 1-0 W Richard Feynman Goal 7' >fun
November 12, 2022 Mlp icon.png /mlp/ Group Stage ABC 2022 1-1 D Norman Wildberger Goal 78' >fun
November 19, 2022 H icon.png /h/ Round of 16 ABC 2022 3-1 W >fun
November 20, 2022 Tg icon.png /tg/ Quarter Finals ABC 2022 0-2 L >fun
January 27, 2023 K icon.png /k/ Group Stage WC 2023 2-1 W Shinichi MochizukiGoal 16' Norman WildbergerGoal 36' >fun
January 29, 2023 Mu icon.png /mu/ Group Stage WC 2023 2-1 W Shinichi MochizukiGoal 30' Norman WildbergerGoal 80' >fun
February 4, 2023 Gd icon.png /gd/ Group Stage WC 2023 3-2 W Shinichi MochizukiGoal 9' Richard FeynmanGoal 38' Stephen HawkingGoal 77' >fun
February 11, 2023 Xs icon.png /xs/ Round of 16 WC 2023 3-1 W Richard FeynmanGoal 9' Norman WildbergerGoal 100' Richard FeynmanGoal 111' >fun
February 12, 2023 Cm icon.png /cm/ Quater Finals WC 2023

Statistics

Main Article: /sci/ Player Statistics


Trivia

  • /sci/ is one of only 3 teams to have drawn 20 or more games.
  • Despite being the longest tenured keeper on the team, Stephen Hawking finished his goalkeeping career only recorded seven clean sheets in an 11 year period, averaging less than 1 per year, and his first recorded clean sheet did not come until 2017. For comparison, Thorium, the second leader in clean sheets, had a short career spanning four years averaged over 1 clean sheet per year.
  • As of the time of writing /sci/ has conceded goals in 91.1% of games played.

Exports

Autumn 2022

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Previous

Version Tactics Aesthetics Music
Pro Evolution Soccer 2021
Pro Evolution Soccer 2019
Pro Evolution Soccer 2018
Pro Evolution Soccer 2017
Pro Evolution Soccer 2016
Pro Evolution Soccer 2015

Gallery & Promotional Media

Promos


Gallery

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Honors

Team:

2012 Spring Cup logo.png
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup
Third Place
2012 Summer Cup logo.png
2012 4chan Summer Cup
At least you tried award
Antares.png
2015 Antares Memorial Cup
Third place
Akko Invitational II 2nd logo.png
Akko League II: Sucy I Need A Tagline
Champions

Individual:

2012 Summer Cup logo.png
2012 4chan Summer Cup
No. Position Player
52
  LWF
Bill Nye
All-Star 2nd Team
2014 Autumn Cup Logo.png
2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup
No. Position Player
34
  GK
Stephen Hawking
All-Star Starting XI
Gold Glove Winner (26 Saves)
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2018 4chan Winter Cup
No. Position Player
23
  CF
Shinichi Mochizuki
Golden Boot Winner (6 Goals, 4 way tie, fuck da haters)

Rivalries

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The Intellectualism Derby

A match filled with brains and boredom (specially the 10+ minute managing spaghetti at the 2013 Spring Babbies), both boards enjoy reading but /sci/ prefers books that have the purpose of understanding the universe and physics while /lit/ prefers to read made up stories that are 2deep4u. The /lit/erati see the /sci/entists as a soulless team, as for The Team of Science say they are just jelly of their 300k starting jobs in Math because they took an actual helpful God Tier Major instead of ending up on the dole because of their shit tier majors. As for 4CC matters, /lit/ has won three official matches and an old offical friendly, but /sci/ will keep on testing until they can find a scientifically proven tactic that will drive them to victory.

0 Wins 0 Draws 4 Losses
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The Progress Bowl

Both boards want the best for humanity, although they both disagree on some aspects: /pol/ disagrees with the moral values of /sci/ and /sci/ disagrees with the ethnic cleansing proposals of /pol/. These matches are filled with air raids and nuclear testings so the happenning is now. Both boards have met three times, the first time was a 2-1 victory for the /sci/entists with goals by Richard Feynman and Dawkins, the next one was a 2-1 win for the /pol/acks in the 2012 Summer Cup friendlies. Given /pol/'s elite status and /sci/'s decline both boards had to wait one year to face each other again, this time in the 2013 Summer Cup, where both teams were already eliminated but that didn't stop them from having fun at the infamous Doompaul pitch, whereas /sci/ won 1-0 with a goal by Bill Nye to put the ball back in /sci/'s court. These teams would not face each other for nearly 4 years, this time in a complete different scenario, the 2017 Spring Babby Qualifiers, /pol/ in shambles after disastrous performances one after the other and /sci/ returning after a year of hiatus, both teams were put on a do or die situation where a draw would favor /sci/, taking into account the horrid performances by /pol/ in their new stadium, /sci/ opted to use their stadium instead of the Time Cube, this time around both teams gathered for a joint anthem to protest Bill Nye's brainlet views on gender. Richard Feynman put 2 goals that were enough to gain the draw to advance and bury /pol/ in their stadium, being buried by a Jewish scientist that scored twice on them on the same day that marked the anniversary of Hitler's suicide. The most recent matchup was in Summer 18 and saw /sci/ bury /pol/ 2-1 and staying elite at their expense, while they headed to the inferno of the babbies. /sci/ and /pol/ would meet again in Spring 22 losing to /pol/ 1-2 for the first time in an official cup match, both promoted anyway. While /sci/ normally opposes the idea of slavery, they seem content on owning /pol/.

4 Wins 1 Draw 2 Losses
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Science vs. Engineering

An age old question that has been argued for years: Which is more useful, Science or Engineering? This derby plans to settle the debate once and for all with /sci/ and /diy/ facing each other for philanthropic dominance. The first matchup between these two boards was in the 2013 Autumn Babby Cup friendlies, on which /diy/ managed to take a win away from the /sci/entists. These two teams would not face each other (barring friendlies and invitationals where /sci/ won a game and drew the other) until the 2015 4chan Winter Cup in a decisive match where it was a situation of do or die for both teams in order to advance, /diy/ struck first with an early 2-0, but with Feynman’s once-in-a-lifetime shot, a miracle performance by CB Triple Integrals and a goal by Bosnia’s Brave Nikola Tesla made /sci/ take a trip to the knockouts and the advantage on this rivalry. They would meet again in the 2015 Autumn Babby Cup but with a strong /diy/ and a /sci/ in a do-or-die situation, things looked to be a bit lopsided… and they were, in favour of /sci/, giving the /sci/borgs their largest win recorded so far. Both teams failed to advance but at least /sci/ can still maintain the “all engineers are fags” statement as law.

2 Wins 1 Draw 0 Losses

Contact

Team Discord

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