/a/ Roster
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Current Roster
Starters
| Position | Number | Name | Image | Face | Description | Height | Accolades | Position | ||
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10 | Cowboy Bebop | File:Nothing for now | 
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Longtime veteran of team /a/ and hailing from one of many Gateway Animes of the Worst Kind, Cowboy Bebop has maintained a distinguished service record since /a/'s victory at the first 4chan Summer Cup. Alongside Mugi, Accelerator and Meguca, his long history with /a/ means he is unlikely to ever be expunged from the roster. | 189 | -- | Center Fielder, Captain | ||
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8 | Mugi | File:Nothing for now | 
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Since the rejection of her demand for "more beatz" by her bandmates, Mugi has moved on from the world of light music and moeblobbery to the world of football. A veteran of the first /a/ team alongside Bebop, Accelerator and Meguca, Mugi has performed consistently in all the cups that followed. | 199 | -- | Left Midfielder | ||
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66 | Inferno Cop | File:Nothing for now | 
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[Pending] | 185 | -- | Right Midfielder | ||
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13 | Tomoko | File:Nothing for now | 
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[Pending] | 189 | -- | Center Midfielder | ||
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99 | Teh Rei | File:Nothing for now | 
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[Pending] | 170 | -- | Defensive Midfielder | ||
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55 | King of Gets | File:Nothing for now | 
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[Pending] | 185 | -- | Left Back | ||
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60 | Bert is a Titan | File:Nothing for now | 
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Notoriously unreliable and the most controversial player on the /a/ lineup, this 60-meter sack of flesh, sweat and spaghetti managed to capture /a/'s hearts (as well as the Golden Boot) during the 2014 Winter Cup, only to be ridiculed as he stumbled through summer scoring 0 goals and sending /a/ to their first babby. Stripped of his gold medal, he now sits in the backfield, forever robbed of his chance of ever scoring another goal. | 205 | 2014 Winter Cup Golden Boot | Titan | ||
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4 | ＪｏＪｏ | File:Nothing for now | 
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啊! ｃｏｍｅ ｆｒｏｍ ｂｅａｕｔｉｆｕｌ ｔｏｗｎ ｏｆ Ｄｕｗａｎｇ。Ｊｏｅｓｔａｒ 約瑟夫 is /動漫Ｊａｐａｎ/ ｔｅａｍ, ｍａｋｅ ｅｎｅｍｙ ｇｅｔ ａ ｆｅｅｌｉｎｇ ｓｏ ｃｏｍｐｌｉｃａｔｅｄ。 啊! 您的偉夫一個糞。 | 189 | -- | 中後衞 | ||
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5 | Accelerator | File:Nothing for now | 
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Everybody's favorite spammer has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping, and it seems to be going well given his performance in the 2014 Winter Cup, shutting down /mlp/, /sp/ and /toy/'s attacks in series before faltering in front of /trv/ and tallying a total of 16 saves in spite of his complete absence in the preliminaries. The last member of Accelebebert, having held the net in time for Bebop and Bert to score in many a game. | 189 | 2014 Winter Cup Golden Glove | Goalkeeper, Spammer |