/a/ Roster

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Starting Roster

Pos.	No.	Name	Face	Description
CF	11	Cowboy Bebop		Longtime veteran and Captain of team /a/ and hailing from one of many Gateway Animes of the Worst Kind, Cowboy Bebop has maintained a distinguished service record that goes as far back as /a/'s inception.
SS	404	Yotsuba		/a/'s incorruptible daughteru, Yotsuba has finally found her place on the squad after a long campaign at /c/. Her morale-raising smile can only bring good fortune to the team.
SS	10	Pierce the Heavens		Who the hell do you think we are?
CMF	7	ENTER		Every anime or manga there is someone who ENTERS the scene at the right time. usually it's Chadren, but other characters could ENTER in his spot instead.
GK	111	W I D E F A C E		If you can't summon Jesus or use Vectors, then the next best option is to block the whole damn goal with your head. After Accelerator got sacked Miyako stepped up as the starter goalkeeper.
CB	22	Inferno Cop		Hailing from the rotten shithole that is Jack Knife Edge Town, Inferno Cop is out to face enemy defenders, the dreaded trollpost, and tax evaders. He aims to be the purgatory flame that /a/ needs.
CB	5	Smug Anime Face		The ultimate rebuttal. No amount of argument or eloquence can overcome it.
RB	40	Bocchi 2 Bocchi		Bocchi and the other Bocchi.
LB	40	I M A G I N E		>145cm >roughly 40kg Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on..
DMF	0	Lelouch		Lelouch Vi Britannia commands you to score an own goal!
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Pos.	No.	Name	Face	Description
GK	1	QUALITY		QUALITY comes in many forms - lazy or missing animation, ugly frames, perspective and/or anatomy errors, among others. This player aims to stop the opponent dead on their tracks through sheer laughter, making sure their mistakes are only in the animation. She is currently the substitute goalkeeper.
CB	66	Sakurafish		She will tackle and steal the ball from you, every play until you like it.
CB	69	Nah, I'd Win		"Against the opposing team's offense, who would win? Them or you?" "If they had all their gold strikers, I might have a little trouble" "But would you lose?" "Nah, I'd win"
CB	3	Boku no Pico		Don't watch an anime called "Boku." Man this shit is so wrong in so many motherfucking levels yo...I was talking to one of my white friends and he sent me 3 videos with the name only labelled "Boku" I said to this dude, What's this shit? He just giggled and said "Just watch them and make sure NOBODY IS AROUND YOU WHEN WATCHING IT!" Then I thought it was some weird porno or some strange shit but I watched the first video, I was like "Yooooooooooooooo what the fuck.." THEN I CONTINUED and I was like "Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo......." THEN THEY GOT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING CAR AND THEN I SAID "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" I couldn't fucking believe what I just saw, It was like Satan gave me his porno collection, shit was so disturbing yet...YET I COULDN'T STOP WATCHING IT, THEN VIDEO TWO AND IT WASLIKE, TWO OF THEM...those niggas...yo...THOSE NIGGAS....AND THAT GIRL SAW THEM THEN SHE...YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... THEN THAT NIGGA TOOK THAT DOG TOY THEN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........ IT WAS LIKE YOUR BITCH WANTED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU BUT SHE WANTED TO SOMETHING "DIFFERENT" AND IT WAS SO FUCKED UP AND CREEPY, YOU JUST...KEPT WATCHING IT...AND THAT'S WHAT I FUCKING DID!!!!! THEN I SAW VIDEO THREE...THREE NIGGAS...THRRREEEEE!!!!!! IT...WAS...THHHHHHRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...AND TH-...AND COCO WAS HIS NAME NIGGA, COCO WAS HIS MOTHERFUCKING NAME!!!!!! OH MY GOD,I AIN'T GOING TO HEAVEN NIGGAS, I ALREADY SOLD MY SOUL TO LUCIFER! So I Just want to tell you all right now...DON'T WATCH AN ANIME LABELED BOKU, DON'T DO IT NIGGA, IT'S LIKE SUCCUBUS. REMEMBER WHAT I'M SAYING TO YOU NIGGAS!
RB	17	Puffy Vulva
RB	13	Nyanpasu~		にゃんぱすー
LB	8	Truck-kun		What's worse than waking up for school, excited to start your new day and then, "BANG", now you're off to whatever Isekai universe your dice roll has sent you to, all thanks to anime's greatest isekai protagonist, the truck that sent you there in the first place.
LB	IV	Panzer Vor!		ENTER MISSION
DMF	14	You're Waifu		Constantly reminding the opponent that they're waifu a shit sounded like a good enough demotivational tactic, so we put her in the midfield where she will be the most effective. Hopefully, we won't end up attacking our own forces as well. Each board has their own waifu placed into the garbage can, this one (pictured) is her default look.
DMF	999	Kill Yourself		>Embarrasses a demon girl and then makes her kill herself. This applies to football somehow.
CMF	19	Vape Duck		/a/ is the best place to discuss taiwanese puppets. Lin Setsu A only lives for trolling the fuck out of villains.
CMF	99	"THAT"		When nothing works and we want a bullshit way out.....WE WILL USE "THAT"...MASAKA???

Retired Players

Pos.	No.	Name	Face	Description
GK	0	Accelerator		Everybody's favorite esper has moved on from his longstanding occupation of homicide to goalkeeping. He has joined Bert in retirement after many years of questionable goalkeeping, but we can instead remember him for his last great performance against /sp/ in Spring 2023
RMF		Bert is a Titan		Coined as of the most inconsistent players to ever join the /a/ roster, Bert has been the instigator of some of /a/'s farthest falls as well as its most glorious victories, and with the anniversary looming, the 100ft colossal is once again back looking to deliver grim reminders once again before he dies......oh.....wait.
LMF		Mugi		What's the best way to get an advantage on other players? why get a 7 foot tall black girl to take time away from her daily activities involving darker skinned gentlemen routinely greeting her with: "sup" and once more joining the /a/ team. Wasup Mugi?
CMF		Chinese Electric Batman		/a/ is no stranger to having lost it on multiple occasion, hence why the master of losing it is back on the /a/ roster after a long hiatus. The black contractor known as Hei will once again get to use his powers of molecular electricity manipulation to hopefully lead /a/ back to it's heights once more, we do have the operator on hold in case this doesn't succeed. He is retired again
DMF		Chaika		Mweee
DMF		Sasuga Anno		Nine years...NINE FUCKING YEARS I WAITED FOR THIS MOVIE, ANNO. The master has once again returned to take /a/ to wherever the fuck he wants to because he is the master, Anno, and as expected, he throws /a/ into disarray as he single handily tore apart the Rei vs Asuka war simply by inserting an animated version of his wife in glasses. As expected from the master, Anno, may your waifu Mari enjoy your cradle.
RMF	55	King of Gets		After some dark times of failed GETs and a dying internet connection, the King has revamped his script and is back with more GETs than ever. Victory is his, there is no way around it.
LMF	22	Spinzaku		What's one way to confuse and disorientate your opposition, jump and then somehow spin around very fast whilst in mid-air, a proven sure fire way to disarm any football player and cunning Britannian activist. We are just hoping he can stop spinning long enough to be able to play for most of, if not all of a single divegrass game.
CB		The Struggler		We are all strugglers in this world, no man knew this better than Kentaro Miura, the creator of Berserk. May 20th 2021 will be remembered as a dark day on /a/ as we lost one of our greatest, although his death had occurred two weeks prior to the announcement on /a/, it turns out even his final moments get released late. God rest you Miura, we are all strugglers, but we will keep on going.
CB		Are you frustrated?		One of /a/'s most used and best loved reaction images, bless you Siegfried Kircheis and your ability to instigate pure anger out of literally anybody.