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Current Roster
Goalkeepers
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>no 110% speed
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BUILD FASTER, DAMN YOU!
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1
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Good luck! I'm behind 7000 Powerliches
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The Cloak of the Undead King is fun and balanced.
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2
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Defence
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Giant Pile of DLC
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Every Paradox game is unplayable without it.
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4
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YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
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You require more minerals. You require more Vespene gas.
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3
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Erika
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Driving over the fields of Poland at the behest of questionable generals, Erika and her dubiously competent commander, Reinhold Johann will live forever in the hearts of a/vst/ists everywhere.
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20
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ABIBA TOOT
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This is war.
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23
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Metal Boxes
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Look! Rhinos! RRRRRRHHHHIIIIIIINNNNNOOOSSSSS! Our enemies hide in METAL BAWKSES, DA KOWARDZ! TEH FEWLZ!! We...(asthma) We should take away their METAL BAWKSES!
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5
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Is PES a Strategy Game?
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Testing suggests otherwise.
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13
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Horatio
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All will be as Horatio. There is no room for the aesthetically-challenged.
Currently in litigation with 4CC administration over the legality of a 23-Horatio team.
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21
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ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE
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Whether it's the original six 'ling rush, a newfag's 12-pool or another form of all-out early aggression entirely, the violence has escalated and that's okay.
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19
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Tall/Wide
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Two vastly different approaches, offering unparalleled midfield flexibility.
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17
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Midfield
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WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD
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That'll be all your energy plus tip.
The music that is played by The Silent Orchestra when it scores consists of 4 Movements. As the piece progresses, the audience listening will suffer WHITE damage.
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22
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"Glad you could bake it, $BOARD."
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This entire cup must be reset.
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6
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">99% chance to hit"
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Surely nuCOM would never lie to you about probabilities.
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10
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DORKEI HATQAPA IBERIM
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>He hasn't memorized the names of all 549 Europa Barbarorum units
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16
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King Gedivilas of Chadtuania
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The product of /vst/'s first legendary thread, King Gedivilas takes to the divegrass pitch to find a whole new world of WAGs to seduce.
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15
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THERMAL SIGNATURE DETECTED
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Sound General Quarters!
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24
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Attack
The Memorial
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Picture
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Nuclear Launch Detected
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Deactivated after repeatedly mistaking Gandhi's goals for hostile launches.
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