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Exports
/ag/ League 7 | Kivotos Halo Festival |
Roster
Music
Main Themes | Goalhorns | Chants |
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Team Anthem: Theme 11 - Connected Sky (REMIX)
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Own Goal: Theme 7 - Unwelcome School
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Arigato
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History
Creation
Team created solely to see Explosive Dog play divegrass. It somehow worked out.
/ag/ League 7
>get picked by the rigging wheel
>get 90+'d
>get destroyed by HUGE chibis
>win when it doesn't matter
Guh phew, that was a nice divegrass league.
UPDATE: Since Kivotos Halo Festival is now a yearly event, the team has been prohibited from playing in any future AGLs.
I prefer signing up my other team /fluff/ for any other invitational, therefore /pakeji/ will only play in the aforementioned festival.
UPDATE 2: My sources have informed me that the festival may be dead due to the disappearance of the manager. If that's the case then the team is dead.
Kivotos Halo Festival
>defeat the debt school with a chant abuse
>close SRT once again
>destroy some cardboards
>remind gamers that P2W is a good thing
>expose FRAUDkoto
>play catch with Himari as her team watches
>achieve a happy ending against doomfags with the power of an ADULT CARD
Sensei's rights? Respected. Sensei's wallet? Empty. Life is good.
Matches
Competition | Stage | Opponent | Result | Scorers | Date |
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/ag/ League 7 |
Group Stage |
/vh/ | 4 – 5 L | 8' 19 Eligma 48' 19 Eligma ' (Coom in Doom) 52' Coom in Doom ' (Rapist Elf) 74' Rapist Elf ' (Explosive Dog) |
26 August, 2023 |
/bomber/ | 0 – 3 L | 1 September, 2023 | |||
/gsc/ | 3 – 2 W | 48' Explosive Dog ' (Is coffee good for you?) 55' Coom in Doom 90' Explosive Dog ' (Rapist Elf) |
2 September, 2023 | ||
Midweek Madness | Friendly Match |
/bag/ | 2 – 1 W | 29' 19 Eligma ' (Precious Student) 42' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (19 Eligma) |
25 January, 2024 |
Kivotos Halo Festival |
Group Stage |
/abydos/ | 2 – 0 W | 79' Rapist Elf ' (Rin-chan, my beloved.) 84' Explosive Dog |
16 March, 2024 |
/srt/ | 4 – 1 W | 16' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (19 Eligma) 32' Hyakkiyako Enthusiast ' (Explosive Dog) 53' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (RARE HARE) 60' 19 Eligma ' (RARE HARE) |
17 March, 2024 | ||
/npc/ | 4 – 0 W | 30' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (19 Eligma) 50' 19 Eligma ' (Rin-chan, my beloved.) 59' Rin-chan, my beloved. 87' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (Rapist Elf) |
23 March, 2024 | ||
Quarterfinals |
/gdd/ | 4 – 3 W | 6' Explosive Dog 26' 19 Eligma ' (Ako fan on /bag/) 42' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (Hyakkiyako Enthusiast) 76' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (19 Eligma) |
24 March, 2024 | |
Semifinals |
/gehenna/ | 2 – 0 W | 39' 19 Eligma 64' 19 Eligma ' (Rin-chan, my beloved.) |
24 March, 2024 | |
Final |
/millennium/ | 2 – 0 W | 5' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (Explosive Dog) 9' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (19 Eligma) |
24 March, 2024 | |
Final Boss |
/chroma/ | 6 – 2 W | 22' 19 Eligma ' (Rin-chan, my beloved.) 55' RARE HARE ' (Rapist Elf) 63' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (RARE HARE) 67' Rapist Elf ' (19 Eligma) 84' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (RARE HARE) 90+1' Rin-chan, my beloved. ' (Rapist Elf) |
24 March, 2024 |
Statistics
Player Statistics
Players in italics have retired from the team.
Player (Striker) | Goals | Assists | MVPs |
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Rin-chan, my beloved. | 13 | 4 | 5 |
19 Eligma | 9 | 6 | 2 |
Explosive Dog | 4 | 3 | 2 |
Rapist Elf | 3 | 5 | 0 |
Coom in Doom | 2 | 1 | 0 |
RARE HARE | 1 | 4 | 0 |
Hyakkiyako Enthusiast | 1 | 1 | 0 |
Precious Student | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Is coffee good for you? | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Ako fan on /bag/ | 0 | 1 | 0 |
Player (Goalkeeper) | Saves |
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Pink Archive | 14 |
Useless Mascot | 6 |
I'll take responsibility. | 3 |
Competition Statistics
League | W | D | L | GF | GA | GD |
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/ag/ League 7 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 10 | -3 |
Midweek Madness | 1 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 1 |
Kivotos Halo Festival | 7 | 0 | 0 | 24 | 6 | 18 |
Total: | 9 | 0 | 2 | 33 | 17 | +16 |
Team Awards
Kivotos Halo Festival
Team of the TournamentKivotos Halo Festival
Best PlayerKivotos Halo Festival
Golden Boot