/lit/

/lit/
Pedicabo ego vos et Irrumabo
/lit/ - Literature
Founded 9 January 2012 Manager The Voice of the People Owner The Proletariat IRL manager San Marino !!K7UPgnq6Ao2 Team colors Chat color 003366 Dark Blue Ranking 37 Highest rank 37 (9 June 2012—) Lowest rank 38 (6 June 2012 – 9 June 2012) Top scorer DFW (5) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain N/A Website /lit/ - Literature Nickname /lit/erati
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 4 3 7 14 28.57%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win /lit/  3–2  /sci/ September 2, 2012 Biggest defeat /lit/  0–3  /pol/ February 12, 2012 First match /lit/  0–3  /pol/ February 12, 2012
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Dance of the Knights Goal horn READ A BOOK!
Kits

/lit/ Football Club is the virtual football team of the 4chan board /lit/ - Literature. Founded February 12, 2012, it is a relative newcomer to the 4chan Champion's Cup. Although currently relegated to the Babby series, /lit/ has ambitions to break through to the main series and contend with the more established teams. To achieve this, the team is undergoing extensive restructuring. /lit/ is set to appear in the forthcoming 2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup.

History

Details: /lit/ Match history

Foundation

/lit/ Football Club was founded on January 9, 2012, when an anonymous /sp/ user urged the denizens of /lit/ to form a team. /lit/ played its first match shortly thereafter on February 12; a friendly against fellow debutante /pol/. The fledgling /lit/ team was completely unprepared for the aggressiveness of its opponent, and was subject to a barrage of goals from /pol/ stars Doompaul and Stormfront. The game ended 0–3 to /pol/. Utterly humiliated, /lit/ set its sight on the upcoming Babby Cup for a chance at redemption.

23-25 MAR 2012 - Short run in 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup. Go 0-1-2 in Group D and fail to advance.

20 JUL 2012 - Begin rebuilding on new wiki

21 JUL 2012 - The Great Roster Shuffle

22 JUL 2012 - Classy home kit unveiled

Roster

Main article: /lit/ Roster

No. Position Player #   GK Queer Theory #   LB The Woolf #   CB Huge Orson Welles >(VC) #   CB Heraclitus #   RB Itchy Kant #   DMF Mouldy Dique #   CMF Nobby Hegel #   CMF MC Homerotic #   SS Eldritch Horrors #   SS Lolita Wanted It #   CF DFW

No. Position Player #   GK Exit Level #   GK Muh Spooks #   CB AM Pinecone #   CB >self publishing #   LB Arse Full of Farts #   LB Laurie Penny #   RB Why I'm The Best #   RB Tao Lin #   DMF GURM #   DMF [Philosophy Intensifies] #   CMF No Discernible Talent #   SS Ayn Rand

Tactics

File:Lit tactic1.png Sliders and substitutions still in testing.
File:Lit tactic2.png Sliders and substitutions still in testing.

Kits

(place downloadable kit here)

Kit	Picture	Description
Home	File:Lit home 3D.png	In an effort to bring class to this miserable collection of autists, /lit/ has dressed up for the tournament. With this kit, /lit/ mixes function and elegance into one seamless blend of perfection. While some in te /lit/ locker-room complain that this suit will only make it harder to endure the physical exertion of the game, /lit/ management is confident that it can offset this by playing a smarter game than their opponents. (To get this kit to work, you must follow the route Edit Menu > Edit Player > /lit/. Then for each player you must follow the route Accessories > Strip Style; and set Sleeves to "Long", Shirttail to "Untucked" and Sock Length to "Long")
Away	File:Lit away 3D.png	Defeatists in /lit/ mocked the attempt to search for another kit. They claimed "it's all been done before", and fell into deep dark depression, realizing that never again would a kit challenge the foundations of reality itself. Following this desire to create something wholly original, /lit/ kit designers became more subversive, incomprehensible, and meta. With each new kit suggested, the whole of /lit/ would come together to deride it for being "pleb" and "overdone". With each new failure, /lit/ kit designers went further off-kilter. Days were spent toiling away at this impossible task. One of the /lit/ kit designers is even quoted as saying: "I have seven pixells, but I don't know what order they go in!" Finally they released their grand masterpiece: a postmodern interpretation of the essence of kits, which seeks to mock the attempt at telling a deep story about humanity, while being subversively aware of its own medium. It was pleb and overdone.
Goalkeeper

Results

See /lit/ Match history.