/pmmm/ Roster

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Starting 11

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Runes	Description
38	GK	Prepare My Kokoro			She'll make even the most stone-faced, cold-hearted edgelords go doki doki with her biri biri.
9	CB	Rena's Renas			I-it’s not like I wanted to play divegrass or anything! You were just so pathetic on the field, so I had to help. Don’t waste my power, okay?
13	CB	13 Year Old Lesbian Harem			She may be the odd one out of the Lesbian China-Yakuza Gorilla Group, but she is not to be underestimated.
11	LB	Fuyuyu			Despite being a member of Team Gorilla, she only has 2 blast disks. But at least she gorilla-fies against water types. Promoted to starter so she can Fuyu Rena's Renas.
42	RB	BESTJEANNU			/fgog/ BTFO
1	DMF	Eroha			A rookie magical girl whose feats involve wearing full-body pantyhose and seducing a college woman. Surely that makes her qualified to play divegrass, no?
18	CMF	AIDS			What better virus to infect the enemy with than one that renders the body defenseless?
23	CMF	>300 Magia Chips		T/N: "Did Nothing Wrong"	You should have pre-registered. Moemura will definitely save Madoka from the qualifiers, no matter how many times it takes.
21	AMF	Easy Mode Support			PVE isn’t difficult, but when you want to clear an event >challenge on auto, Madoka will make it so that you don’t even have to play the game.
2	SS	AquaHomu, Breaker of Legs			A college age meguca veteran with more than her fair share of admirers. Is the victim of the sexual advances of a JC slut. OFFICIAL DIVEGRASS LEGBREAK COUNT: 0
26	CF	5v1 me, faggot			Who needs a full team of level 100s when you can wipe a team with just one and a full set of limit broken memoriae?

Substitutes

No.	Position	Name	Picture	Runes	Description
4	GK	Guantanamo Bay			Sana was complaining about not being able to torture enemy players while being stuck in the goal, so we benched her and gave her some victims in return.
36	CB	NTR Queen			The fearsome leader and keikaku master of the Lesbian China Yakuza Group.
3	CB	5/10 Fried Rice			Hopefully her divegrass skills are better than her utterly average cooking skills.
45	CB	Kazumi B4 Sayaka!			She may be the MC of a crappy spinoff manga, but she's still better than Sayaka.
33	RB	Lolibaba Science Goblin			She may never achieve her dream of being a sexy lady, but perhaps she can gain popularity through divegrass fame.
41	LB	ORIKO was right			So we put her on the left. Hopefully she’ll play ball instead of trying to kill Madoka.
10	CMF	Gorilla Leader			A charge gorilla who is the leader of Team Gorilla, which includes Rena's Renas (accele gorilla) and Fuyuyu (anti-water gorilla).
25	CMF	Headless Mami			Mami heard that her head was being used as a ball to play divegrass, so... wait, how did she even hear that without a head?
24	CMF	Mysterious heroine of 0% gacha rate			さやか? More like 最悪. What a 災厄.
5	CMF	Shonenshitter			One of the various cancers that are killing /a/.
35	AMF	Lesbian Shinigami			She had you collect tens of thousands of pencils and thousands of notebooks, just so she could write about her girlfriend. All according to keikaku.
39	AMF	A World of Bullshit			*dodges your attacks* *teleports behind you* *unsheathes magia* Heh, nothin' personnel, kid...

Notable retired players

List of players who used to play for the team, but have retired since.

Name	Picture	Runes	Description
Sweet Water Guy			Remove males.
Gacha RNG Salt			Remove Incubators.
Chinese Wolverine			Replaced by her leader.
Achishi			Konoha could no longer be convinced that disaster wouldn't befall Ayame.
Midriff Fetish			Ume-tentei was more interested in the girls than the ball.
Date Rapist Chouseiya-san			She doesn't like doing hard work herself, so she became the team owner.