Wooden Spoon Match History

At the end of every officially sanctioned tournament since the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup, retired legends of the cup congregate together to pit their aged skills against the team cursed with finishing last in the tournament, representing the unholy abomination ineligible board /trash/. Though they may have been iconic and household names in the past, these seniors have lost a lot of the flair and skill that made them famous to begin with. Nonetheless, with the guidance of hundreds of managers barking out messages in the form of memes in the Hitbox Smashcast chat, these aged heroes are proud to return to the pitch and churn out ninety solid minutes of fighting spirit every three months, though they tend to lose by double digits in each match.

After six matches, /trash/ currently trails in the aggregate scoring by a score of 125-3, having failed to find the back of the net until The Flash scored from the spot against /k/ in Spring 2017. The Flash NEARLY scored against /n/ in Winter 2017, but his shot was cleared off the line. The first goal in PES was scored by Merzthony Bowtano against /mu/ in Summer 2017. The second goal in PES was a bicycle kick into the net from New Thread against /his/ in Spring 2018.

2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup

15 May 2016	/n/	11–0	/trash/
21:00	I Like Trains  9', 19', 53' Bepsi  14', 17' Baconrider  22', 26', 49', 58', 90+4' Hipster Fixie  39'			Riggly Field Attendance: Unknown

2016 4chan Summer Cup

14 August 2016	/pol/	17–0	/trash/
22:20	Donald Trump  5', 15', 25', 45+5', 55', 69' Moonman  8', 86' Stormfront  31', 37', 45+3', 57', 59', 73', 90+3' Hitler  44' Jews  51'			/new/remburg Field Attendance: Unknown

2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

6 November 2016	/i/	14–0	/trash/
23:00	Beatrice  12', 43', 59' /i/rene  17', 44', 65', 70', 74', 76', 77', 81', 83'  50' Dungeonwaterway  21' Socket Error  53'			PES 2013 Attendance: Unknown

2017 4chan Winter Cup

19 February 2017	/n/	18–0	/trash/
21:00	Bullet Train  8', 12', 25', 30', 34', 37', 48'  90+2' Based Tony Martin  14', 52' Cycling Cap  20', 28' User Was Hit By A Car  32', 56', 79' Trinidad Strong  76', 86' I Like Trash  83', 90+1' Schettino  35'		23' Based God  37' User Was Warned  51' Kaiji  90+3' Dead Bart	Riggly Field Attendance: 601

2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup

21 May 2017	/trash/	1–6	/k/
23:40	Mormon Jesus  6' The Flash  49' (pen.)		12', 44', 54', 58', 71', 85' Zergface	Sensible World of Soccer Attendance: 480

2017 4chan Summer Cup

• Note: /trash/ took on an Anthony Fantano theme due to him scoring a bizarre own goal and getting sent off in the same match against /d/. Coincidentally, /mu/ went on to finish last, so this game was fun as hell. The game was self-aware as fuck: There was another spaghetti own goal, Merzthony Bowtano scored right before Merzbow got subbed off, and the only /trash/ player who didn't get a rating was Anthony Fantano.

6 August 2017	/trash/	1–15	/mu/
21:00	Merzthony Bowtano  89'		4', 18', 54' Michael Gira  6', 14'  51' MC Ride  24', 45+2', 68', 71', 87' Jeff Mangum  32' Pagethony Ninetano  47' Sufjan Stevens  77' Kanye West  90+1' Thom Yorke  90+3' Viper The Rapper	Riggly Field Attendance: 900~

2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

5 November 2017	/ck/	18–0	/trash/
22:20	Cock Sauce  2', 11', 47' (winning is a) /ck/ Challenge  6', 16', 32', 45+5' Punished Coffee  24', 39', 49', 55', 82' Vegan Relegate  37' Fastfood Chocking  45+1', 53', 64', 70' Sweet Sundae Relegation  87'		45+1' New Thread	Big Rig's Bar Attendance: 856

2018 4chan Winter Cup

• Note: /wg/ is the first and only team to earn a point in the group stages and play /trash/ in the same tournament.

25 February 2018	/wg/	13–0	/trash/
22:20	Helios  4' Descartes  13', 19' Comfy  22', 45+2', 48', 90+2' Cunt Destroyer  26', 30' Boss Nigger  28' Dank Papes  36' Orgy Dog  57', 78' Headphone Girl  57'		83' /wg/'s entire roster that spelled ROXANNE WINS FUCK YOU	Mont Cervin Attendance: Unknown

2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup

• Note: In one of the most surreal Wooden Spoon matches ever, /trash/ actually managed to score in PES again, with New Thread bicycling it into the net to free himself. This success was popularly attributed to the /trash/ management setting their team formation to a big T, making /t/ (who had recently just been promoted) the captain, and putting Cory Baxter in the net.

20 May 2018	/trash/	1–13	/his/
23:20	New Thread  49'		2', 17', 20', 23' >Holy>Roman>Empire  12', 27', 31', 34' Mongolian Horse Archer  15' Julius Caesar  63', 71' Napoleon  79', 90+1' Maoist Worst Nightmare	Riggly Field Attendance: 303