/sp/ Roster

Positions

Last updated on 12th August 2013. >implying updated Team Photo

New team photo SOON Current Roster Sub Starter Bronze Silver Gold Goalkeepers No. Pos. Name Picture Description Physique Foot Boots Cards Cel. Notes 3

 	GK

RGKnee Rgknee.jpg HE'S DOWN . . . DOWN AND HOLDING HIS KNEE — Left Adizero F-50 — — 195cm / 95kg 85

 	GK

Da Burrs Dabears.jpg As loveable as he is fierce, /sp/'s first-choice goalkeeper Da Bears has survived a trial by fire. He had a stretch of difficulty starting in the 2011 Summer Cup, when he was benched after some poor performances, but has performed admirably ever since winning back the starting job. A series of heroic performances have saved the Goats from a few maulings, especially in the 2012 Summer Cup Group Stages. Da Bears' one weakness is the fact that his eyesight is impaired by his long fur, however he refuses to get it cut. — Right Adizero F-50 — — 194cm / 88kg 1

 	GK

>de gay Degay.jpg >de scription — Right Adizero F-50 — — 185cm / 86kg Center Backs 45

 	CB

Based Deng TYBD.jpg THANK YOU BASED DENG — Right Adizero F-50 — — 206cm / 100kg 70

 	CB

Orson Welles Orsonwelles.jpg AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOT — Left Adizero F-50 — — 190cm / 78kg 13

 	CB

Top lel Top lel.jpg The toppest of lels returns as a new man, looking to usher in a new generation of /sp/ and hoping to repeat his 2013 Winter Cup performance in honor of lyl. — Right Adizero F-50 — — 190cm / 82kg 25

 	CB

Tony Kornheiser Kornheiser.jpg As one of the most experienced members of the /sp/ squad, Kornheiser commands a lot of admiration and respect from the team's younger players. His humorous and knowledgeable personality merged with a burning desire to prove that he isn't yesterday's news mean that he is a great player to have in the /sp/ defense. — Left Adizero F-50 — — 183cm / 84kg 22

 	CB

HEEM SLEEPY Heemsleepy.gif "..." — Right Adizero F-50 — — 186cm / 79kg 18

 	CB

18-1 18-1.jpg It has been implied by some of the more callous members of the media that 18-1 is "damaged goods" after he choked in an extremely important game a few years ago. However, despite the reservations of some of the fans, and the fear that he could bring a losing mentality to the team, the /sp/ management decided to sign him up. Since signing for the GOATS, 18-1 has been on a mission to prove his critics wrong, turning in a series of fine performances in the /sp/ defence. — Left Adizero F-50 — — 193cm / 102kg 34

 	CB

>shaw Implying shaw.jpg After being left out of the roster for quite some time, >shaw makes his return as one of the classic /sp/ players — Left Adizero F-50 — — 216cm / 129kg Defensive Midfielders 30

 	DMF

VETTELWINSLOL Vettel wins lol.jpg — — Left Adizero F-50 — — 176cm / 72kg 55

 	DMF

BLOWN THE FUCK OUT Blownthefuckout.jpg Called up after leading the /sp/ Under 21s to many crushing victories, BLOWN THE FUCK OUT would have needed some convincing by manager Loli that the senior /sp/ team would follow the same ideology. Known for his strong defensive performances, this player was probably told by Loli that a scrappy 1-0 win is indeed the same concept as blowing the opponent the fuck out. Either that or it indicates Loli's intentions for the future and his plan to make /sp/ win every game 8-0. We can only hope. — — Adizero F-50 — — 195cm / 91kg 4

 	DMF

>Schalke Schalke.jpg — — Left Adizero F-50 — — 183cm / 74kg 2

 	DMF

Jagsguy Jagsguy.jpg Being a fan of the Jacksonville Jaguars, Jagsguy has suffered a lot of sporting heartache over the years. However, if there's one thing he knows, it's what a losing team looks like. This knowledge has proved useful to the /sp/ management as it has allowed them to make changes to the team when things aren't going so well. Jagsguy is also a great player to have in the squad as he is very eager to prove himself. He holds the belief that if some of the players on the Jaguars team can be professional athletes, then he can too. This desire to reach the top has seen him become a fans' favourite in the few appearances that he's made for the /sp/ GOATS. — Right Adizero F-50 — — 188cm / 73kg 11

 	DMF

REKT Rekt.jpg — — Right Adizero F-50 — — 194cm / 94kg Midfielders 50

 	AMF

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 	AMF

George Costanza Costanza.jpg George Costanza. The Man. The Myth. The Legend. Bearing an amazing likeness to the Seinfeld character after whom he is named, Costanza has been another of /sp/'s standout performers. He is a real force to be reckoned with out on the wing, often linking up with MESSI, with whom he has formed a good partnership. On occasion he can also pop up with the odd spectacular blooter, earning him the nickname "The Walking Blooter Factory". I seriously hope you don't underestimate this man in 2011+2, as he crushes the competition in less than 6 games. — Right Adipower Predator — — 164cm / 83kg 10

 	AMF

Messi Messi.jpg MESSI is /sp/'s talismanic striker and a real fans' favorite. Now going into his fifth major tournament, his goals and majestic skills have earned him a fearsome reputation among the opposition. Always looking to get forward at every opportunity and have shots on goal, MESSI is /sp/'s top scorer. Despite missing out on the opportunity to repeat his Golden Boot performance, his activities on the field played a significant role in /sp/'s cup victories and they will look to him to continue that level of play. — Left Geometra Black — — 169cm / 63kg 9

 	CMF

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 	CMF

>The City of Manchester [[File:|x150px]] SIX YEARS — Left Adizero F-50 — — 185cm / 66kg 88

 	CMF

>too much ass Toomuchass.jpg This newcomer from Ireland hopes to prove he's not just a one hit wonder. Despite controversy concerning his sexual predilections, he's proven popular with the /sp/ fanbase. — Right Adizero F-50 — — 180cm / 75kg 77

 	CMF

EBAM EBAM.jpg 77 Years of hurt.. over

ENGLAND'S

BRAVE

ANDY

MURRAY — — Adizero F-50 — — 190cm / 84kg Forwards 23

 	CF

Lelbron Lelbron.jpg Back-to-back NBA champions hips

Back-to-back NBA Finals MVP

4x NBA MVP

Back*-to-back 4chanc Up champion.

IS THERE ANYTHING THIS MAN CAN'T DO? LEGOAT — Left Geometra Black — — 203cm / 95kg Doge Doge

 	Doge

Doge Doge.jpg Doge Doge Doge Doge Doge Doge Dogecm / Dogekg Former roster members

Copy paste older roster list from Loli's April edit

This is the roster of players for /sp/. Sub Starter Bronze Silver Gold Goalkeepers No. Pos. Name Picture Description Physique Foot Boots Cards Cel. Notes 3

 	GK

Cornball Brotha Cornball.jpg We keep hearing this so it makes us wonder deeper about him. We’ve talked to some people in the 4chan cup. Our question, which is just a straight, honest question, is he a goalie or is he a cornball goalie? He’s not really. Okay, he’s a goalie, We all know he has a qt3.14 gf. People always talk about how he’s clutch. There’s no information at all. We're all just trying to dig deeper into why he has an issue. — Left Adizero F-50 — — 195cm / 95kg Center Backs 16

 	CB

SEC SPEED SECSPEED.jpg — — Left Adizero F-50 — — 185cm / 114kg Wing Midfielders 44

 	LMF

Wobbler Wobbler.jpg Losing places from the start [ ] Bad pitstop [ ] FAIL undercut [ ] DRS not working [ ] KERS failure [ ] Mysterious lack of grip [ ] Incorrect tyre choice [ ] Staying out too long when it rains [ ] Flipping upside down [X] Vomiting in his helmet [ ] Eaten alive by a kangaroo [ ] — Left Adizero F-50 — 11, 34 182cm / 72kg 11

 	RMF

Le Ibra Face Ibra.png HE IS ZLATAN. Le Ibra Face took a roundabout route to the /sp/ national side, playing in Chile for a while before his skills got noticed on a wider stage. Has a fractious relationship with many other squad members, having told Torres McIlroy once that “Mess-eye is shit”. As a result, Zlatan has been given an unfamiliar midfield role and it seems unlikely that he will be anything more while Torres is in charge. — Left Adizero F-50 — — 194cm / 94kg 20

 	RMF

Long Throws: 20 Demiles.jpg After being replaced by younger brother /trb/ in the 2013 Winter Cup, he is back after Tony Pulis personally wrote to Loli pleading with him to reinstate him in the squad. Everybody knows the single most important a player needs is Long Throws: 20. Anything else is irrelevant. — Right Adizero F-50 — 37 189cm / 82kg 99

 	LMF

PENULTY Penulty.jpg OUTDATEDL A badass from head to toe, /hoc/ has seen things that would make normal men have a mental breakdown and have them committed into a mental hospital. /hoc/ is an intimidating force on the field and off it - it was even rumoured that he shook off a broken leg to take part in the semi-final of the Summer Cup against /a/. However, being a borderline psychopath doesn't stop /hoc/ from impacting games positively - his height and strength have led to him becoming a potent threat in the air from set-pieces. — Right Adizero F-50 — 21 176cm / 70kg 69

 	LMF

4-1-2-1-2 BAYOL 41212BAYOL.jpg BAYOL BAYOL BAYOL. YES! IT'S BAYOL! 4-1-2-1-2 BAYOL! OH MY GOD, IT'S 4-1-2-1-2 BAYOL M8! Probably the greatest player to ever play the game and definitely better than Messhit, Penaldo and Nerman combined, Welsh ELITE player BAYOL will be bringing his talents to the /sp/ squad. Much to the delight of pace whores everywhere no doubt. — Left Adizero F-50 — 72 186cm / 73kg Midfielders 12

 	DMF

Bork Laser Borklaser.jpg "NO! NO! NO!" I hear you shout. Goat Face has been replaced! Loli has decided that /sp/ needs more physical presence, and has instead opted for the veteran Brock Lesnar. Known more for his wrestling and martial arts, with some experience of handegg, he began training with the GOATs last year. Though his divegrass ability is limited, his ability to fight off many silverback gorillas may come in handy for /sp/ in future 4chan Cups. — — Adizero F-50 — — 191cm / 121kg 5

 	DMF

Joe 'ELITE' Flacco Eliteflacco.png Everyone's favorite Elite Quarterback is back, after showing some quality in his debut tournament and helping /sp/ to win their second 4chan Cup less than a month after he won da Superb Owl. While there are still those that question his ability and his place on the team, there is no doubt that he will continue on and lead /sp/ to more glory in the future. — Left Geometra Black P02 38, 112 191cm / 111kg Forwards Other ??

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Lennay Kekua LennayKeuka.jpg Nobody is quite sure who she is, how she got here or why she is here. Nothing is known about this mysterious player yet somehow she has made it onto the /sp/ roster. She has never shown up for training or for a game. Questions have been raised about her legitimacy for the /sp/ squad ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??cm / ??kg