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Sub Starter Silver Gold

Goalkeepers

No. Pos. Name Art Description Official Art
11
  GK
Sleepo Beepo Sleepo Beepo.jpg >"Commander, can you be my body pillow?"

It's only a rumor that G11 sleeps because her digimind can't handle the strain her gun imposes on her. The truth is that she's being considerate of the others because when she opens her eyes she will blow the fuck out of everything in her way. Therefore, to maintain the illusion that the other guns have their uses, she sleeps until she is needed. Which is like pretty much all the time in late-game content.

She is also an accessory/albatross around the neck for HK416, who abuses/carries her around on ops. Loves zombie movies. Gets beaten up by MP5. Many Commanders despair because they get Homete instead of her.

Conclusion: Could solo the entire enemy team if she weren't always dreaming about zombie movies and rum ice cream.

Back text: ZZZZZZZZZZ

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1
  GK
Brainlet Uzi Brainlet Uzi.png

Back text: UZI DOES IT

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Defenders

No. Pos. Name Art Description Official Art
3
  LB
:3!family! --3!family!.png

Back Text: COLON

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93
  CB
IDW DA NYA IDW DA NYA.gif >I'm sorry, were you hoping for a Grizzly?

IDW is the biggest obstacle between you and the top-tier Grizzly. Due to being a 2star t-doll and occupying the same timer of 1:10:00 IDW tends to appear much more frequently than the 5 star Grizzly. So get used to seeing a 1:10:00 timer, hoping to get a bear to only be met with the scream of IDW DA NYAA!!!!!!!!

In terms of the game-play she is considered to be quite garbage, with low stats and a useless panel buff to Evasion for ARs. Even her Digimind upgrade can't save IDW from being garbage tier. This is on top of her cockblocking players from getting Grizzly.

Conclusion: Recycle.

Back text: NYAAAAA

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57
  CB
HOXY HOXY1m.png >How do I obtain Five-seveN? And why are you calling me HOXY?

Being an event exclusive HG, Five-seveN can't be obtained by players through t-doll production but only by completing an specific event. Therefore there is a limited amount of players who have Five-seveN in their collection. Those who didn't complete the event or joined after it ended are dubbed HOXY's.

Conclusion: You're probably a HOXY.

Back Text: DO YOU NOT HAVE

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88
  RB
Racist Springfield RacistSpringfield.png

Back Text: CHINGCHONG LMAO

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00
  LB
Rape Up RapeUp.png >That's (MG/SG) Hell you're walking into, kid.

Also known as Resourcedammerung, A Goddamn Lie and [Insert Gun Name Here]caust, a Rape Up is what all GF players look forward to and dread. Simply put, a new gun is introduced and there's a higher chance of crafting her than usual. Veteran GF players typically save their resources up over weeks and months and blow them in a frenzied orgy of crafting in the hopes of getting what they want.

The aftermath of a rapeup is severely depleted contracts and resources (hence the "rape" part) and hopefully the gun you wanted. Many lucklets fall into despair and loudly declare they're done with the game. Yet come the next rapeup, they're punting with the rest of us...

Conclusion: "Did you do it?"
"Yes."
"What did it cost you?"
"Everything."

Back Text: ITS A LIE

18
  CB
Ribeyrolles! Ribeyrolles!.gif -gfg-df6.png
5
  CB
Grizzly!!! Grizzly!!!.gif >AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

The grizzly bear (Ursus arctos ssp.) is a large population of the brown bear inhabiting North America. Scientists generally do not use the name grizzly bear but call it the North American brown bear.

Multiple morphological forms sometimes recognized as subspecies exist, including the mainland grizzly (Ursus arctos horribilis), Kodiak bear (U. a. middendorffi), peninsular grizzly (U. a. gyas), and the recently extinct California grizzly (U. a. californicus†) and Mexican grizzly bear (U. a. nelsoni†). On average bears near the coast tend to be larger while inland grizzlies tend to be smaller.

The Ussuri brown bear (U. a. lasiotus) inhabiting Russia, Northern China, Japan and Korea is sometimes referred to as the black grizzly, although it is a different subspecies from the bears in America.

Conclusion: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Back Text: GAO

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50
  RB
Dorm chad Dorm chad.jpg

Midfielders

No. Pos. Name Art Description Official Art
15
  CMF
School Shooter School Shooter.jpg >My school shooter can't be this cute!

AR is arguably the most huggable AR in the game. Mostly because under her cold exterior she really cares about her teammates and the people around her, especially (you). AR is also a very useful doll considering that she is initially a 4 star that is handed to the player for free, later becoming even more OP after the Digimind upgrade.

The school shooter part is rather self-explanatory. Being a rifle made for civilian defense and sport it's quite easy to own in the U.S. Leading AR-15 becoming a gun often associated with mass shootings. She's also a gamer girl which means she has a mental disorder like the rest of 4chan, according to the World Health Organization. Making AR /ourgirl/.

Also, she just really really wants your affection and praise, which becomes really apparent after her MOD3 upgrade.(But not as obsessive as HK, no one can compare to her.) So don't forget to hold hands often, because she just might go on another shooting spree.

Conclusion: Remember a hug and a fug a day keeps the school shooter at bay.

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56
  AMF
Kryuger
Captain
Kryuger.jpg >How can other people even compete?

One of the few male characters in Girls Frontline and for now the only male character in global, excluding (you).

Russian, WW3 veteran, founder of Griffon & Kryuger and your boss. So it was only logical that we make Big Boss captain of a team where even the weakest t-doll has the stopping power of a speeding bullet train. The biggest chad in GF and actually has the ability to date real women, unlike (you). Due to his love for humans, Kryuger prefers using robots as frontline soldiers seeing them as disposable.

Conclusion: I give my life
not for honor
but for you.

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16
  AMF
All you need All you need.gif -gfg-mf3.png
8
  DMF
Pasta Pasta.jpg >"Pasta la vista, baby."

Pretty much the best defensive shotgun in the game, Pasta is also one of the rarest, and rolling for her (and all shotguns in general) is an exercise in misery.

In exchange, she is a cheerful and sunny ray of light in the grim darkness of Girls' Frontline, being an accomplished cook and veteran of countless odd jobs (no she's not a whore, that honor goes to $1 Slut). She will keep your MGs safe and bring them all home for pizza and spaghetti. She also doesn't give a shit about whatever weirdass fetishes you have an will accept you with all her heart.

Conclusion: Pastalets need not reply.

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77
  CMF
Kalina Kalina.png -gfg-mf5.png
35
  DMF
Anon's Aunt Anon's Aunt.png >I want to FUCK Anon's Aunt

AKA Empress Lee, Enfield is one of the most powerful RFs in the game and one of the most sought-after members of her class.

The legend of Lee Enfield becoming Anon's Aunt comes from a post where an anon (henceforth dubbed Leeanon) told /gfg/ how he was disturbed by Enfield looking like his RL aunt. /gfg/ did what came naturally and urged him to act on his clearly repressed incestuous desires, and sure enough, within a week he was fapping to her and even managed to give her a lap pillow.

Conclusion: Give yourself some nephews/nieces already, anon. Do it for us.

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Forwards

No. Pos. Name Art Description Official Art
14
  SS
WAR GOD WAR GOD.png -gfg-fo.png
20
  SS
WA WA.jpg >*autistic screeching*

Good artist and design - check.
Good skills and stats - check.
Incredibly annoying voice and attitude - check.

AKA Wachan or Watuk, she is one of the daughters of Duoyuanjun and one of the best guns in the game. A textbook tsundere, with a heavy emphasis on the "tsun" part. Also, Tomatsu Haruka has managed to make her sound like she is trying to claw your eyes out through your ears, which is why many Commanders have regretted oathing her after turning the sound on. Her costume stories show a softer side of her, though. Commonly found being raped by her sister Springfield.

Conclusion: Greatly improved by a mute button

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2
  CF
Sopdog Sopdog.png >"Bang! Bang! Bang! And they're all wrecked!

Formerly a one-note murderpuppy, in the latest story event (Continuum Turbulence) she underwent massive amounts of character development and became the best AR Team member. Since then she has gained a Ph. D in Burger Magic and Emergency Field Surgery (she typically performs high-speed extractions of the enemies' vital modules) and is known for being ridiculously fast and strong even when compared to other dolls. She's also loyal and cute.

Conclusion: Give her a hug, she deserves it.

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69
  SS
Wombforce Wombforce.png
1
  LWF
$1 slut $1 slut.png -gfg-fo5.png
72
  RWF
Nani Nani Nani Nani.jpg -gfg-fo6.png
41
  CF
HOMETE -Homete.jpg >"Master, pat my head and I'll do even better!

AKA Catfoxdogloli (even her creator doesn't know what kind of animal girl she's supposed to be), Fucknugget

Despite looking like a piece of loli fuckmeat, G41 is one of the purest and most innocent girls in the game, who genuinely only wants to serve you well and be homete'd for it. Her lewd design is entirely the fault of her artist, who was horny when he designed her. Her artificial limbs give people the impression that they can be detached and her main body used as an onahole, hence Fucknugget.

Conclusion: Remember to pat and praise her often.

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