/o/ roster
Starter | Silver | Gold | Sub |
Strikers
No. | Pos. | Name | Image | Description | Shirt Name | ||
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Twingo | An adorable shitbox loved by /o/ users the world around, particularly American users who cannot own one yet due to the USA's ass-backwards vehicle import laws. Designed by Renault in the early 1990s, it is as endearing as it is practical. Don't let its cute headlights and diminutive stature fool you though - The Twingo is built with love in France to show no merci. |
HON HON HON | |||
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Miata | Equally adored and hated by car enthusiasts and propelled to near-meme status by automotive journalists, Mazda's MX-5 Miata is a throwback to old British roadsters of yore with none of the reliability problems that plagued the bloke-built MGs, Triumphs, and Lotuses of the 1960s. It's lightweight, has flippy-dip headlights, and is still one of the most affordable "fun" cars you can buy today. | THE BEST |
Midfielders
No. | Pos. | Name | Image | Description | Shirt Name | ||
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Takumi | Takumi Fujiwara is the main character in the Chinese cartoon Initial D. A very apathetic teenager that suddenly finds himself in heated drift battles with racers from all over Japan. His Eight-Six and his race buddies at Akina SpeedStars never leave his side. Takumi: Powered by Super Eurobeat, running in the 90's. |
AE | |||
90 |
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WAT Racing | WAT Racing Development is the go-to source for performance parts and tuning, as well as cool stickers and SUPER EUROBEAT playlists. | WAT Auto Racing | |||
45 |
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Dorifto | Nips have always had a hard time pronouncing Murrican words. Driting is no exception. At least this player is always well prepared, salsa dip ready in his pockets. | Kansei | |||
6 |
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[COOL VIBRATIONS] | Shingo is the self-proclaimed King of the patrician FF (Front-Engine, Front-Wheel Drive) layout, and his car of choice is of course the Civic, a symbol of reliability among br/o/thers and the most recommended cheap car. Shingo is known for challenging unsuspecting street racers to "duct tape deathmatches" and bumping into competing cars during races, and when you hear the beginning of his theme you know for sure he's coming to get you. |
3000USD Civic
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Fiero w/Bodykit | You think you've got style? You think you've got class? I don't think so buddy, unless you drive a Pontiac Fiero with Lamborghini bodykit. The pinnacle of style for a fraction of the cost. | Lamborghini | |||
53 |
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Scotty Kilmer | REV UP YOUR ENGINES! This Emmy Award-winning Youtube automotive mechanic is well known for his no-nonsense auto repair videos and his strong dislike of needlessly complex German cars. In fact, one of his only confirmed weaknesses is to hold up a Mercedes Benz Silver Arrow and chant "BEGONE SCOTTY!". Whether the other teams will get this memo is yet to be seen... |
REV UP UR ENGINES
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68 |
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God Machine | The Toyota GT86 (also known as Scion FR-S and Subaru BRZ) is one of the most affordable rear wheel drive coupés you can buy today. You would think its relatively low price tag would result in a dodgy product, but you couldn't be more wrong. The GT86 is an excellent car that well deserves the nickname br/o/thers gave it over time: God Machine. | GT86 | |||
63 |
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GM BTFO | A topic of discussion loved by some of /o/'s regular shitposters, the battle between the Nissan GT-R and the Chevrolet Corvette has spawned countless threads over the years. One infamous pic taken from a magazine and comparing their lap times on a particular track shows the GT-R as the winner, leading shitposters to claim that GM, which owns Chevrolet, has been permanently BTFO. | Blownthefuckout |
Defenders
No. | Pos. | Name | Image | Description | Shirt Name | ||
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Manuel Transmisión | Every sane petrolhead owns a car with manual transmission. It's so essential this superior gearbox has its own mascot: Manuel Transmisión. This friendly Mexican will always remind you what the right answer is to the question "manual or automatic?". | Hola Manuel | |||
85 |
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Shitbox | Cars come in all shapes and sizes. Not to mention price ranges. On /o/ however, everyone drives a car from the shitbox range. Heaps of garbage that should have been shipped to the junkyard years ago. We love them though, they are our shitboxes, and we wouldn't trade them for anything in the world. Except maybe for a car that actually runs for a week without problems. |
Still Good | |||
44 |
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James May | In the midst of one host that only blabbers on about toys for men in their midlife crisis and the other being obsessed with turnylefty and other disgusting American nonsense, there stands a beacon of hope for the true car fan. James May is everything you thought you didn't want in a comedic car show, yet turns out to be the best man for the job. | Captain Slow | |||
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Autotragic | Everyone that even remotely is interested in cars knows that automatic gearboxes are disgusting. Similarly to football/soccer discussions on /sp/ or subs/dubs discussions on /a/, the correct choice is very obvious and yet, mostly Americans make the wrong one. This defender is a reminder of what an automatic gearbox is: Tragic. | No Power | |||
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Paul Walker | Paul Walker is the epitome of a car enthusiast. Not only did he feature in the best series of car movies of all time, he also had a huge garage filled with hundreds of cars. He died the way he lived, in a car accident. RIP Paul, you will be missed. |
Fast n Furious | |||
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I know what I got | Finding a secondhand beauty for a decent price can take months. Especially with the way people on Craigslist try to sell their cars. Listen buddy, your 15 year old Honda Civic is not worth 8000 dollars because you gave it a new paint job and put ebin rims on it. You might ask for no lowballers in your ad because you 'know what you got', but what you are actually proving is that you really don't know what a worthless rustbucket you have. | No Lowballers | |||
73 |
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hürrdürrring | This holy ground located in Germany is the definitive proving ground for fast cars all around the world. If your car can't set a fast lap here, it's shit.
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Nordschleife | |||
36 |
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Blinker Fluid | If you ever find yourself having car troubles, look no further than /o/. We are more than happy to help. First up, have you made sure to check your blinker fluid? | Don't forget it | |||
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Apex Seals | The Wankel Rotary Engine is essentially a Dorito spinning inside an oval. At the tips of the Dorito are "Apex Seals" which are famous for blowing up and taking the whole engine with them. Mazda's RX-7 and RX-8 are the two best-known rotary engine cars, and they're also infamous for being unreliable. |
Dorito Inside | |||
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God Machine | The Toyota GT86 (also known as Scion FR-S and Subaru BRZ) is one of the most affordable rear wheel drive coupés you can buy today. You would think its relatively low price tag would result in a dodgy product, but you couldn't be more wrong. The GT86 is an excellent car that well deserves the nickname br/o/thers gave it over time: God Machine. | GT86 |
Goalkeepers
No. | Pos. | Name | Image | Description | Shirt Name | ||
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Black Ice Tree | Let's face it, you are the 7th owner of an early 1990's shitbox. Your car is gonna smell like fried chicken, cigarettes and pussy juices. Make sure your ride stays Fresh™ with the Black Ice air freshener. Friends open the window, girlfriend doesn't want you to give her rides anymore? Forget them, they can't deal with the Fresh™. | Fresh TM | |||
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Busriders | What most /o/ users are since nobody on /o/ can actually afford a car. | Muh Benchmarks |