/sci/ Roster

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Starters

Name	Number	Position	Image	In Game	Description	Height (cm)	Weight (kg)	Footedness
Stephen Hawking	1	GK			Despite from suffering MS, Hawking has been the guardian angel of /sci/.	189	73	Right
Does 0.999... = 1?	99	LB			The eternal question that divides /sci/.	182	63	Left
>biology >hard science	2	CB			Hey, someone has to watch those organisms in the microscope.	190	109	Left
Transhumanism	3	CB			A player genetically engineered to be perfect, he won't let anything get pass by him	190	109	Right
2 + 2 = 5	6	RB			It actually equals six.	182	63	Right
Graham's Number	33	DMF			The magnitude of his greatness baffles opponents and he'll take that advantage to score.	175	94	Left
Richard Feynman	5	CMF			Nobel prize winner, ranked second in the team's goalscoring table and he's the most tolerated physicist on /sci/. Too bad he only has an IQ of 125	175	83	Right
Intellectualism	4	LMF			He's determined to erase all the Anti-intellectualism from all this Cup, and he'll do it with goals	185	63	Right
Nikola Tesla	7	RMF			Credited with the superior form of electricity, Tesla is poised to make an electrifying duo with Bill Nye.	185	63	Left
Bill Nye	9	SS			BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL	199	75	Right
Carl Sagan	8	SS			Our Lord and Saviour, Sagan is on a mission to lead this team to greater frontiers.	205	81	Right

Bench

Name	Number	Position	Image	In Game	Description	Height (cm)	Weight (kg)	Footedness
Thorium	90	GK			What will your children say when you tell them you didn't invest in Thorium?	189	75	Right
Muh IQ	10	LB			Guys i took this online IQ test and i'm smarter than 99.99999% of the world! >online tests >mattering	180	92	Left
Homo Engineer	69	LB			Q: What do physicists enjoy doing the most at sporting events? A: The Wave. Q: What do engineers enjoy doing the most at sporting events? A: Each other.	180	74	Left
Sun of Fire/Ice	12	CB			JUST IMAGINING THE SCENARIO IS PLAIN STUPID.	185	105	Right
Saged Homework	11	CB			Alright, let's see if you nerds can figure out this shit. I know it's pre calc but it's hard!	185	105	Left
Theory a Gauss	13	CB			lol no its theory a guess amirite	184	104	Right
Cool Science Facts	14	RB			"There are more stolen bikes in my garage than there are stars in the Galaxy." - Black Science Guy.	180	74	Right
300k Starting	30	RB			He got a PhD in Math and a masters in kicking asses.	180	75	Right
Ken Ham	16	DMF			There's a book out there called the Bible that has all the answers you'll ever need about anything and anything, yes including how not to concede goals against lesser opponents. But Mr. Ham, we're talking about your starting argument Define Argument.	170	89	Left
Richard Dawkins	15	CMF			If I can't see my manager then he doesn't exist! Checkmate religiousfags.	170	83	Right
Bismuth	17	DMF			MOTHERFUCKING BISMUTH.	175	94	Left
Jacob Barnett	18	CMF			The preteenager that /sci/ can't stop talking about. Just because you have an IQ higher than Einstein's doesn't mean you are the brightest tool in the shed.	165	36	Right