/an/ Roster

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Starter

Silver

Gold

Goalkeepers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
GK	Take It To The Vet		Oh your pet is sick? Oh you are asking a 4chan board what is wrong with it? Don't be dumb!
GK	Corgi
GK	Zoology

Defenders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
CB	Evil Pitbull		They aren't that bad. See look, he likes me. He's just licking my face cause he lik- OH GOD, MY FACE! HE ATE MY FACE!
CB	Superior Porcupine		One of the unofficial mascots of /an/, Superior Porcupine has proven that a porcupine would kick a dogs ass in a fight.
CB	Leopard Gecko		The best smile in the world of football, Leopard Gecko is the most popular gecko on /an/. Suck it Crested Gecko!
CB	Biscuit		A /an/ legend, Biscuit has been through the ups and downs of /an/. Biscuit continues to be the official treat of good dogs (and other animals) everywhere.
CB	Brown Recluse		The typical answer to "What Is This?" on /an/. Brown Recluse, the Veteran of the team has taken a step back, going from Silver to bench player on the new M/an/iacs team. Brown Recluse has provided great leadership from the bench.
CB	Domestic Fox
CB	Ferret Legging
CB	David Attenborough

Midfielders

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
AMF	Canadian Goose		HONK HONK HONK! What a dick!
AMF	What Is This?	Error creating thumbnail: File missing	Got a picture of an /an/imal? Don't know what the fuck it is? /an/ is here to help! Just make a thread, post a pic, and ask "What is this?" Don't be surprised if the first answer is Brown Recluse.
CMF	Sexy Shrimp		Look at that sexy mother fucker! All those colors and patterns. Don't be coy! You know you want it.
DMF	Walrus Overlord		BOW DOWN TO YOUR FUTURE BEARDED LEADER!
DMF	Q-Tip Love Making		So your cat is in heat? Well maybe you should freshen up a bit; shave, take a shower, clean yourself up. Take her out to a nice fancy restaurant, one that doesn't rhyme with Outlive Harden. Wine and dine her. Once she is well fed, take here back to your place. Light some candles, put on some music, and then take it to the bedroom. Now is your chance! Throw her on the bed, prop her butt up in the air and shove your warm, moist Q-Tip into her vaginal cavity and rotate gently along the vaginal wall... Or you could get her spayed like a normal fucking person.
CMF	Sun Bear		Look at that tongue. Better hide your waifu, cause he knows how to use it.
CMF	Ecofeminism		The slut of /an/. "Mother" Nature tends to have many connections with the female population. Both have been oppressed, both are nurturing, and neither is MAKING ME A SANDWICH RIGHT NOW!
DMF	Fuck Off Vegan
DMF	Invasive Species
DMF	Skeptical Cat

Strikers

Pos.	Name	Picture	Description
CF	Honey Badger		The figure head of the M/an/iacs. HE JUST DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT!
SS	Spacebat		The little bat that could. He had one dream, and that dream was space. And damn it if he didn't get it! He has now set his sights on the 4chan Cup with a new dream, being champion.