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Former Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ manager. D icon.png /d/ manager and/or moral support. Indie icon.png /indie/ manager. Trip is Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ if I can be bothered to use it.

Also manage some fake teams I guess.

Contacts

  • Email: kinseytypef@gmail.com
  • Discord: Kinsey Type Fug#9347
  • IRC: KinseyTypeF

I prefer being contacted through Discord. Only check Email and IRC during cups.

Teams I Manage(d)

Current

D icon.png /d/
Indie icon.png /indie/
Kp icon.png /kp/
Cwc icon.png /cwc/

Former

Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/
Aus icon.png /aus/
Lgbfit icon.png /lgbfit/

Hall of shitty half-baked fake teams that will probably never be used

a u t i s m

If a team actually gets used in a competition it'll get its own page.

/worm/

/worm/
Everything's Copacetic
File:Worm logo.png
/worm/ - Worm
Founded June 11, 2011
IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
Team colors
HEX color 72715f
Morality Grey
Captain Our Lady of Escalation
Team music
Anthem Rimsky Korsakov - Flight Of The Bumblebee

Goal horn TBA

Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Taylor Hebert? Let alone defeat her. And I'm not talking about Trump 12 Taylor Hebert. I'm not talking about full Khepri Taylor Hebert either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Biomechanical Wet Tinker Taylor Hebert with the Corona Pollentia subspecialty and and drug cooking side ability (with the potential for mind melding and being capable of both lethal and insanity inducing takedowns), equipped with her tinkertech, a perfect mecha, control of Nilbog’s minions and Panacea’s Striker abilities, with Calvert's DNA and brain implanted in her so she has timeline dropping and can operate blindfolded on Bakuda’d patients while being an expert in criminal finance and PRT corruption. I’m also not talking about Shaker Breaker Trump Mass Crowd Control Slaughterhouse Nine Crawler-Evolved Emma-Crushing Taylor Hebert with Amy’s bug relays and Bugbots (which are capable of Breaker Transformations, Blaster attacks, shielding allies and stealing Broadcast Shard’s Final Form), her original powers (which grant her precog immunity, total invulnerability, Endbringer piercing, Tinker abilities, summoning child-sized Ziz as a sister, Leet power work-arounds, being smarter than everyone else, Lung Worfing, SS Flanderizing, an aura of pure wholesomeness and hope, anime finishing moves and a magical girl transformation) and a third love-coerced teammate following her around, capable of using Thinker powers, Scion manipulations, vial transmutation, puppy dog eyes, postcog revelations, Leviathan no-sells, Sleeper interrogation, city destroying lasers, earthquake production and even lightning-fast movement, equipped with her tinkertech assault rifle(capable of using freezing and hot beams and dissolving any criminal at 300 paces) and a Shaker-created sword because she is a master in close quarters combat and ceremonial territory fighting, a perfect Master projection (that can resist gravity and all physics, shear through everything, and has infinite range), control of both the insects and the true nature of Shards, with Eden’s DNA and remaining faces implanted on her chest, her four Nice Guy Clones guarding her and nine Shatterbirds floating behind her AFTER she absorbed Thinker powers from Jack Slash, entered Slaughterhouse 9000 Mode, cast permanent DnD spells on everybody and used limit breaking Tinkertech and surgery so she can use their powers while they are held under Sleeper’s power. I'm definitely NOT Talking about revenge mode warlord of the Undersiders Skitter bug manipulating Alexandria choking Coil-killer Dungeon Master Green Lantern Stamina stealing Taylor Hebert with memory erasure, timeline splitting, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and bomb tinkering, equipped with always lethal laser pistols while building super secret Sphere type moon bases on Earth as her base of operations, controlling the Gold Experience Requiem stand, having become the original vampire after Alucard, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit the ring of power and Rainbow Lantern, with Scion’s DNA implanted in her so he has fuck you beams and can save cats from any tree in the world while being an expert in social manipulation and power classifications and having eaten Popeye's spinach. I'm talking about original Superhero Wards 9000 Echidna eating good clone Shadow shifting Legendary Triumvirate Cauldron destroying PRT agent Taylor Hebert with the Prehensile hair, master/stranger invoking aura, Mystic Eyes of Death Perception, and vampiric tendencies, equipped with his PS1 Polygons while creating teleporting autobot bionicle gacha doG as her companion, controlling the Eden Abbadon Shard Collision, having become the original vampire after having absorbed Alucard as well as a God Hand, able to tap into the speedforce, wearing the Kamen Rider Black RX suit, with Kryptonian DNA implanted in her and having eaten Popeye's spinach while possessing quantum powers like Dr. Manhattan and having mastered snail and crab control.

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Worthy Opponents
2
  CB
"Meh, I can take her."
14
  CB
Predator-Prey Philosophy
4
  CB
Unwritten Rules
5
  DMF
Incest Woobie
6
  CMF
>1.7 Million Words
7
  LMF
Vulpine Grin
8
  RMF
[TRAJECTORY] [DESTINATION] [AGREEMENT]
9
  SS
Path to Victory
11
  SS
The Golden Idiot
10
  CF
Our Lady of EscalationCaptain
No. Position Player
12
  GK
NOT CANON
13
  CB
Bullet Brain Surgery
3
  CB
Friendbringers
15
  CB
Queen Administrator
16
  DMF
Verified Cape
17
  DMF
FUCKING TINKERS
18
  DMF
Being Taylor is Suffering
19
  CMF
Kiddo
20
  CMF
Chubster
21
  CMF
TAKE THAT YOU WORM
22
  SS
Metal Rage Dragon
23
  SS
Collateral Damage Barbie

Also reserves I guess because I'm obsessed with this shit.

No. Position Player
#xx
  CMF
Texting While Driving
#xx
  CMF
Copacetic
#xx
  CMF
Weld is a Stranger
#xx
  CMF
>Herbert
#xx
  CMF
Autistic Armsmaster
#xx
  CMF
Imp'd
#xx
  CMF
Jack Slash
#xx
  CMF
SpecificProtagonist
#xx
  CMF
xX_Void_Cowboy_Xx
#xx
  CMF
Death by Diceroll
#xx
  CMF
Sleeper Power Theory
#xx
  CMF
Geoscythe the Eyeraper
#xx
  CMF
BULLSHIT
#xx
  CMF
Literally Child Soldiers
#xx
  CMF
Eye Crinkles
#xx
  CMF
Simurgh / Cauldron Plot
#xx
  CMF
Cut Ties
#xx
  CMF
Aaaaa, she thought.

/mvm/

/mvm/
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File:Mvm logo.png
/mvm/ - Mann vs Machine
Founded August 15, 2012
IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
Team colors
HEX color 72715f
Gray Mann
Captain META ONLY
Team music
Anthem [// ]

Goal horn [// ]

Mann vs Machine is the premier game mode of TF2. Please ignore the lack of updates.

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Sentry Blocking
2
  CB
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK
14
  CB
F4 F4 F4 F4 F4 F4
4
  CB
>No Updates
5
  DMF
Giant Bonk Sandman Scout
6
  CMF
>$1 Missed
7
  LMF
Clueless Zero Tour
8
  RMF
High Tour Elitest
9
  SS
Two Shitties
11
  SS
Muh Australiums
10
  CF
META ONLYCaptain
No. Position Player
12
  GK
>Building at the Bomb Hatch
13
  CB
Canteen Spam
3
  CB
>Refunds
15
  CB
Reuse Your Ticket
16
  DMF
DON'T SHOOT THE MEDS
17
  DMF
SENTRY BUSTER
18
  DMF
Winbombing
19
  CMF
Grey Team
20
  CMF
>Maining in MvM
21
  CMF
Boot Camp Teaches You Nothing
22
  SS
>Squad Surplus
23
  SS
Scorch Shit


/grim/

/grim/
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File:Grim logo.png
/grim/ - Grimwah : Heralds of the Winged Exemplar
Founded August 4, 2017
IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
Team colors
HEX color
Captain Cleveland Mark Blakemore
Team music
Anthem [// ]

Goal horn [// ]

There's no market in pandering to morons. I wouldn't want to make that kind of money.

Grimoire is an elite game that is unlike anything else up on the Steam store. I defy you to find anything like it in the thousands of games listed. I defy you to find a game like it on the planet. It's not even a Wizardry clone really - it's everything Wizardry should have been but never was.

I'm not competing with Sir-Tech any more. Amongst other reasons, they went bankrupt 17 years ago.

I'm not competing with anybody. Grimoire is the pinnacle of the peak of the summit of the incline. I could probably get 99.95 from a lot of people but I don't want to limit it just to the very elect of RPG players. I made a compromise and and priced it somewhere just under current AAA titles. The truth is there is not an AAA title you could buy nowadays that deserves to crawl up on a high chair and plant a kiss in the crack of Grimoire's ass when it comes to enjoyment, immersion and wonderful escape.

I say all this with confidence because I have been playing my game 12 hours a day for two months and I can assure you there has never been anything like it in all of recorded human history. It's the greatest thing ever to emerge from that genre. The fact is, people who enjoy that genre are considering it cheap at that price. If you are not a connoisseur of the genre then why would I amend anything in it to appeal to you? It's like saying Mozart needed more cowbell.

Trust what I am saying. Those of you who played the demo and got the scent of greatness will know the full game has achieved it. For whatever it lacks it has much more in abundance.

I was just playing Kublai Cathedral to check all the logic and was almost weeping tears of joy at how wonderfully told the story of everything is in the game. I had forgotten a lot of it and it was like reading the work of someone else.

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Undesirable as a Customer
2
  CB
23 YEARS IN THE MAKING
14
  CB
No Market Pandering to Morons
4
  CB
Homemade Nuclear Bunker
5
  DMF
Ride Turtles
6
  CMF
?SQUIRREL?
7
  LMF
Microissue
8
  RMF
Grimwah
9
  SS
THE INCLINE
11
  SS
DUMB SAPE
10
  CF
Cleveland Mark BlakemoreCaptain
No. Position Player
12
  GK
Broken Saves
13
  CB
No Discounts Ever
3
  CB
>Cleve has a wife and son
15
  CB
IMPROVES MUSIC
16
  DMF
Anus Monsters
17
  DMF
Little Rosy
18
  DMF
Spaghetti Code
19
  CMF
600 Hours of Content
20
  CMF
Golden Baby
21
  CMF
McDonald's Whopper
22
  SS
EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE EEEEE
23
  SS
MANUAL WHEN

/oglaf/

/oglaf/
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File:Oglaf logo.png
/oglaf/ - Oglaf
Founded 2008
IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
Team colors
HEX color
Captain Cumsprite
Team music
Anthem [// ]

Goal horn [// ]

A based as fuck comedy porn webcomic.

No. Position Player
1
  GK
Fountain of Doubt
2
  CB
Sword of Friendship
14
  CB
Peaceful Fellatiocracy
4
  CB
MECHANICAL DRAGON COCK
5
  DMF
Incompetent Shapeshifters
6
  CMF
Erotic Bathing
7
  LMF
Not Necrophilia
8
  RMF
The Snow Queen
9
  SS
SORCERY
11
  SS
LABYRINTHS ARE AWESOME!
10
  CF
CumspirteCaptain
No. Position Player
12
  GK
Tomb of the Naked Dead
13
  CB
Truly Spherical Ass
3
  CB
I ATE YOUR FEAR
15
  CB
Stop Ruining My Gigantic Ass Fantasy
16
  DMF
Devil in a Devil Suit
17
  DMF
THEY DON'T HAVE SKULLS
18
  DMF
The Talking Fox
19
  CMF
ZOORP
20
  CMF
OVERTHINKING
21
  CMF
Giraffopede
22
  SS
The Cobra Clits
23
  SS
Sithrak

/jrm/

/jrm/
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File:Jrm logo.png
/jrm/ - Jerma985
Founded September 22, 1985
IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
Team colors
HEX color
Captain COMPACT STREAMER
Team music
Anthem The REAL Definition of a Jerma Joke
Victory Anthem See That Headshot - Jerma985 Remix

Goal horn The Circulation of a Jerma Joke
rip Sterma and y'know don't say s-swears Goalhorn Jerma's Pirate Marching Band (ft. DJ ster)
WE ARE THE RATS Goalhorn ᗧzechquors — RATS.mp3
byeah Goalhorn The Byeahnthem

could probably make a whole team just of rat movie shitposting tbh

No. Position Player
1
  GK
You missed that one, try another!
2
  CB
Jermacraft
14
  CB
JEX
4
  CB
SPHEE
5
  DMF
JUP
6
  CMF
The Joke-o-Meter
7
  LMF
LIFE IS PAIN, I HATE-
8
  RMF
Glue Man
9
  SS
Coffee Cheetos Chicken
11
  SS
WE ARE THE RATS
10
  CF
COMPACT STREAMERCaptain
No. Position Player
12
  GK
Vroomer
13
  CB
Otto the Wonder Dog
3
  CB
Beanbag Sonic
15
  CB
Do You Eat Ass?
16
  DMF
BYEAH
17
  DMF
Chuck Shnozwell
18
  DMF
LOST TO PINWHEEL
19
  CMF
Fall Joke
20
  CMF
y'know don't say sw-swears
21
  CMF
Some Kind of Currency Thing?
22
  SS
Jeremy Defoe
23
  SS
Green Screen








/csh/

/csh/
Do you have something against dogs?
File:Csh logo.png
/csh/ - Car Seat Headrest
Founded May 1, 2010
IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
Team colors
HEX color
Captain /mu/ shill will
Team music
Anthem My Boy (Twin Fantasy) [2011]
Victory Anthem Twin Fantasy (Those Boys) [2018]

Goal horn Beach Life in Death [2011]
Galvanism Goalhorn Nervous Young Inhumans [2011]
Hollywood Makes Me Wanna Puke Goalhorn Hollywood
KILLER WHALES Goalhorn Drunk Drivers/Killer Whales
Nervous Young Men Goalhorn Fuck Merge Records

Was planning to run this in /mu/ league.

No. Position Player
1
  GK
>will was a teen when he invented keeping
2
  CB
>Post-Matador
14
  CB
One Trait Danger
4
  CB
Pain Star
5
  DMF
the hell does pog mean?
6
  CMF
Galvanism
7
  LMF
Cate Wurtz
8
  RMF
Hollywood Makes Me Wanna Puke
9
  SS
will is a gay furry
11
  SS
DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST DOGS?
10
  CF
/mu/ shill willCaptain
No. Position Player
12
  GK
Sunburned Shirts EP (uncensored)
13
  CB
its vore idiot
3
  CB
NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON IN MY LIFE
15
  CB
The Numbered Albums
16
  DMF
The Dogs are Conjoined
17
  DMF
I FEEL SO HAUUUUUUUUNTED
18
  DMF
Chad Andrew
19
  CMF
Craigslist Band
20
  CMF
Wave Goodbye to the Jets
21
  CMF
nice shoulders
22
  SS
Nervous Young Men
23
  SS
KILLER WHALES














/shar/

/shar/
GTA for kids
Shar logo.png
/shar/ - The Simpsons: Hit and Run
Founded September 16, 2003
IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ
Team colors
HEX color
Captain CRAP CIRCLES
Team music
Anthem Liquid Inc. (the part that isn't e-celeb circlejerk)
Victory Anthem End Credits

Goal horn Homer's Day (bassboosted)
Homer's Day Goalhorn MarioInATopHat - Homer's Day Remix
CRAP CIRCLES Goalhorn Ketchup Logic + It's Not Unusual
Alien Autopsy Part #2873 Goalhorn Halloween Havoc
4 or more goals Monkey See D'oh Ear Rape

If /vr/ league allows 6th gen at some point in the future this is getting used.

No. Position Player
1
  GK
BUSTED
2
  CB
GTA for Kids
14
  CB
Canyonero Physics
4
  CB
The Husk
5
  DMF
>Set to Kill
6
  CMF
OH ITS SUCKING ME-
7
  LMF
EAT ASS
8
  RMF
Alien Autopsy Part #2873
9
  SS
SEXY FOOTAGE
11
  SS
CRAP CIRCLES
10
  CF
Homer's DayCaptain
No. Position Player
12
  GK
Armored Truck
13
  CB
>look back to despawn traffic
3
  CB
Baby Van
15
  CB
The Saw Spot
16
  DMF
Vote Quimby
17
  DMF
Buzz Cola
18
  DMF
Globex Super Villain Car
19
  CMF
FREEEEEEDOM
20
  CMF
oh homie...
21
  CMF
I LIKE IT
22
  SS
wasp pls
23
  SS
Rocket Car