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| Reviewbrah
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Reviewbrah is living, breathing proof that you can wear whatever you want if you simply have confidence and aren’t fat. The amount of confidence radiating from him and his cute smile trumps 95% of everyone that’s ever posted a fit on /fa/, and it elevates his fits rightfully so.
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| GENTLEMEN,
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GENTLEMEN. There are two kinds of dudes in this world; BORING nerds who just sit around and look at porn, and SEXY STYLISH NINJAS who make all the spicy senoritas go LO-COOOO! Today I'm going over FIVE TIPS to make sure YOU fall into the latter category.
Number one: Chelsea boots.
A good pair of boots is, in my opinion, the NUMBER ONE way to up your style game and take your outfit to the next level.
Your footwear is always the first thing women notice, so do yourself a favor and pick up a pair of suede chelseas. They're SLEEK, they're SEXY, and you can combine them with all kinds of outfits.
Number two: A cool watch.
A wristwatch is one of the few pieces of jewelry a man can wear, and it makes you seem more responsible. Say hi to this little number from today's video sponsor: VINCERO. Look at this; a high-grade quartz chronograph with THIRTY METERS of water resistance and interchangeable straps. And best of all, it's AFFORDABLE LUXURY, so you're getting a great product without breaking the bank.
Number three: A BADASS leather jacket.
Nothing says "bad boy" like a black leather jacket. It builds up your shoulders, it makes your waist seem slimmer, and it conjures up images of old-timey fighter pilots. If you're one of those DORKS who doesn't have leather jacket already, WHAT are you doing?
Number four: slim fit. Slim Fit. SLIM FIT!
Nobody likes big baggy clothing. It's a dated look that screams "I don't know what I'm doing". So skip the loose fit and go SLIM to show off your shapely sexy stylish body. Remember gentlemen, unless it's skintight, it's way too big and you need to pick a smaller size.
Number five: Subscribe to the AlphaM YouTube channel.
WHOOAAAATT? You knew this was coming. It should have been number one, but I decided to spice things up a bit. One of the keys to being SUPER STYLISH is staying up to date with the latest information, so SMASH that subscribe button down there and you'll never miss a new video.
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| Smelly Art Hoe gf
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Seriously, how can I dress to attract one?
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| Terrorwave
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I want to pretend to bring down the powers that be, but I need to do it aesthetically.
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| SEXcore
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Yeah, we're looking to have SEX tonight.
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| Young Stalin
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On top of being a very nice hairstyle for men, Young Stalin is also the most useful resource located in the /fa/ sticky. It is the home to a good collection of infographics that every /fa/ggot should read through *at least* once, as even the outdated ones can give some insight on how to make your daily fits a bit better
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| Yohji
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Responsible for essentially changing what avant-garde fashion meant during his era, many of Yohji's pieces resonate with /fa/ for being uniquely artistic and monochrome. Of all that Yohji has done, two of his biggest influences are his Y-3 brand, and his suits/blazers not associated with the Y-3 brand. His high quality and authentic style has made his pieces very well known on /fa/, and his close tastes with the board has made him a mainstay.
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| Dylann Roof
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“Huh, this guy that shot up that church has a pretty nice style to him in these pictures. Wears his fits well, has a set style, even sports that haircut with confidence and looks pretty good from the back. Is /fa/ talking about him? Let’s have a loo- oh god”
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| Sleazecore
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Don't shower for a week, let the hair grow out, get some weather appropriate bottoms and shoes, a nice abstract kind of button-down, and hope you're naturally equipped to pull it off because this isn't something you can try and into. Helps if you're Italian, live in Miami, or rich.
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| Raf Simons
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In short, Raf Simons made his name in the mid 2000’s by essentially releasing an artistic masterpiece each year, with each release excelling in its own way yet distinctly feeling “Raf”. Some of these pieces have been spotted on /fa/ by collectors, including the Power, Corruption, Lies parka as well as the Nebraska crewneck. Since 2010, Raf worked with Dior, Klein, and Adidas getting some huge paychecks to make basically anything he wanted. Some notable pieces in this time includes his dip dyes from SS14, as well as /fa/ staple Ozweego, the Stan Smith collaboration, and some nice Sambas.
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| Tricky Ricky
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Tricky Rick, the Lord of Darkness himself, is /fa/. This man lives and breathes fashion; it shows in the quality, the fabric quality, the textures, the design philosophy, just about everything. With Rick, every single material and look feels distinct and genuinely chosen and it shows by his success from cult following to bigger cult following. From the runways, the knowledge, the interviews, the pieces, everything he does is for fashion and quality. You got the Geos that just wiped the floor with Nike, the other Geos that were also great, the Ramones, the Mastodon shirts, the Pod shorts, the Dunks, the entirety of his boots he's sold, the Bauhaus coats and hoodies, the sock sneakers, the adidas collabs, the cargo pants, the bombers, and just about everything he's ever put out on DRKSHDW. So what's a good signature outfit you should have? FULL. FUCKING. RICK.
Oh and also he likes doing some other pretty sexual stuff like that video where he gets fucked by a horse and that music video where he gets a golden shower.
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