| /pak/
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| ایمان، اتحاد، نظم
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| /pak/ - pak
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| Founded
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August 14th, 1947
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| Manager
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Muhammad Ali Jinnah
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| Owner
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John the Bookie
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| IRL manager
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MBa
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| Team colors
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| Chat color
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006600
paki green
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| Top scorer
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()
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| Top assister
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()
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| Captain
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Sharia Law
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| Website
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/pak/ - pak
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| Nickname
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The Pakis
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| Historic performance
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| W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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| 7
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4
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3
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14
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50%
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| Team music
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| Kits
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Because the rest of the country is too bland to be important
Roster
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Position
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Player
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Paki Corner Shop
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Balti Triangle
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White Girl Trafficking
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Citizen Khan
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>Indian Soap Operas
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>Internet Radicals
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West Is West
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Acid Attacks
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>Islamic Converts
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Cricket > Football
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Sharia Law
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| No.
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Position
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Player
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The East London Mosque
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""""Prestigious"""" German Shitbox
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Paki Gangs
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>Die Hard Labour Voters
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Goodness Gracious Me
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Sadiq Khan
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Forced Marriage
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Slumdog Millionaire
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Bend It Like Beckham
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Knife Attacks
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The Absolute State Of Islamic State
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Anjem Choudary
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Files
Export: tfw England can't into Nations League
Aesthetics (outdated): 21 brown isis-chan's walk into a shisha bar and put their hijabs on
Music (outdated): 100 Dhol Songs
Matches
Match History
| Multinational Bowl |
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| | Current Teams (Real) | |  | | | Current Teams (Historical) | | | | Current Teams (Fictional) | | | | Defunct Teams | | | | Tournaments | | | | Other | |
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/usa/
37' Sharia Law
/iww/
/tsab/
/eire/
/michigan/
/hoenn/
/VT/
/br/
106' Citizen Khan
/strangereal/
/ussr/
/ita/
/arg/
