/swiss/
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Size doesn't matter
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/swiss/ - Switzerland
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Founded
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12 September 1848
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Manager
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Henri Dunant
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Owner
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The Swiss Council
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IRL manager
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Siegentleman
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Team colors
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Chat color
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FF0000 The White Cross
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Top scorer
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()
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Top assister
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Captain
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SWISS ARMY KNIFE
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Website
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/swiss/ - Switzerland
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Nickname
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Apple Juice India
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Historic performance
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W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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0
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0
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0
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0
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0%
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Biggest win
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TBD
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TBD
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Biggest defeat
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TBD
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TBD
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First match
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TBD
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TBD
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Team music
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Kits
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Welcome to Switzerland where our borders are mountains(they appeared on Star wars) and we have over 7000 lakes.
We debutting in this Multinational Bowl 5 to show you how strong our swiss neutrality is. Don't forget to buy chocolate for your family.
Roster
No.
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Position
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Player
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0
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Swiss neutrality
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1
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Zero Crimes
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37
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Commit Assisted Suicide
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57
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Your website font
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5
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REJECT SMART EMBRACE WATCH
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66
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Free Real Water
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40
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40% World Global Chocolate
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49
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The Geneva Suggestion
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20
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The Great Roger
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18
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Pingu Cannot Lose
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10
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SWISS ARMY KNIFE
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No.
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Position
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Player
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24
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Mountain Fortress
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80
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Swiss express
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5
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Feefur HQ
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8
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Holey Cheese
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78
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Louis Chevrolet
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160
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Pay your Dog Taxes
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40
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40% World Global Chocolate
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52
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Space Velcro
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4
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>Switzerland has an army
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15
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Wilhelm Tell
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48
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LSD
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99
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Economy of Switerzerland
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76
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Laundry Banker
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Player
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Description
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Swiss Neutrality |
You can't lose a war if you never participated in one.
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Lowest Crime Rate |
Third highest gun buyer, every citizen has his own gun and still nobody wants to shoot each other.
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Commit Assisted Suicide |
We are so humanitarian we gonna help you end yourself if you are determined to do it
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Your website font |
Helvetica will never die and most websites you browse use it, even on this one.
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REJECT SMART EMBRACE WATCH |
Smartphone? Smartwatch? I just want to know what time is it, better buy a Rolex.
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Free Real Water |
"Water is not a human right." - Peter Brabeck-Letmathe, former Nestle CEO
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Laundry Banker |
Switzerland has the most trusted banks for your questionable businesses, now go and evade taxes.
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The Geneva Suggestion |
>make a global agreement but they still will forget it and do war crimes.
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The Great Roger |
Switezerland's tennis pride! The first player to ever get 20 grand slams tittles and the master of grass fields(player with most won Wimbleddons(9)).
ROGER FEDERER!
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Pingu Cannot Lose |
The best cartoon for swiss children
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SWISS ARMY KNIFE |
Imagine your knife isn't multiuse, every kid has it.
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Mountain Fortress |
It's impossible to invade Switzerland.
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I like trains |
The country with the best railways for your local train.
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Feefur HQ |
The home of FIFA. Zürich, Switzerland.
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Holey cheese |
It's not cheese if isn't full of holes.
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Louis Chevrolet |
Co-creator of the brand Chevrolet, even has his name! Sold it to the Americans.
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Pay your Dog Taxes |
Switzerland has a dog tax which starts at 160 francs per year for small dogs.
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40% of World Global Chocolate |
We are the real life Willy Wonka
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Space Velcro |
NASA loves it
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>Switzerland has an army |
One day we gonna use it, it's well trained.
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Willhelm Tell |
>swiss robin hood and real
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LSD |
Say thanks to the Swiss when you go on another acid trip
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Citties for Richy Rich |
4.Zurich, Switzerland. 8.Bern, Switzerland. 9.Geneva, Switzerland. Top ten most expensive citties worldwide
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Match History
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