/pole/

/pole/
"Lepiej to już było."
/pole/ - Polish Politics
Founded June 4th, 1989 Manager Wojciech Jaruzelski Owner Wojskowe Służby Informacyjne IRL manager ArousedAnon Team colors HEX color F50606 Messianic Polish Red Top scorer Night Shift, Polin (2) Top assister () Captain Polin Website /pole/ - Polish Politics Nickname Polacy robacy
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 1 0 2 3 33.33%
GF GA GD 8 11 -3
Biggest win TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year Biggest defeat TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year First match TBD  0–0  TBD Month Day, Year
/pol/eague Appearances 1 (First in /pol/eague 5) Best result 12th, /pol/eague 5
Team music
Anthem I Nikomu Nie Wolno Się z Tego Śmiać Victory Anthem Polska Goal horn Wolność Słowa Korwin Mikke Goalhorn Rurkowce Night Shift Goalhorn Lewy Czerwcowy Testoviron Goalhorn Jewish Disco Dangerous Ideology Goalhorn Ona jest Pedałem Hooligan Goalhorn Klatka Ukrainian Immigrant Goalhorn Sleep is for the Weak Korwin MOTM Anthem Korwin Krul
Kits

Introduction

There is a country in the middle of the Europe where magical things happen. Billions of money disappear in a blink of an eye, important witnesses in the political cases are hanging themselves while being kept in a highly surveilled cells, getting a permit for anything takes years to get, alcoholism is running rampant through the general population, but smoking a joint might get you in prison. One can give a lot more of many such cases, but the question is why? No need, let everyone who wish to, simply see the power of Poland in divegrass, and how /pole/ is the best!

DISCLAIMER: every aspect of this team is a satire and should not be taken seriously, manager does not hold any controversial views that might be presented during any of /pole/ matches.

Or does he? ;^)

Team Lineup

No. Position Player 89   GK The Round Table 54   LB Balcerowicz 69   CB Dangerous Ideology 0   CB Angry Feminoid 4   RB Tusk 53   DMF EU Gibs 10   CMF The Twins 30   CMF Janusz Korwin Mikke 7   AMF Ukrainian Immigrant 65   CF Polin 92   SS Night Shift

No. Position Player 1   GK SKW 3   CB Coof Police 8   CB Roman Giertych 6   LB Polish Death Camps 2   RB Hooligan 5   CMF Bolek 15   CMF Julka 20   CMF Testoviron 14   DMF Jerzy Urban 57   DMF Oppressed Entrepreneur 40   DMF Local Priest 70   SS Zbigniew Stonoga