Roster

Sub

Starter

Silver

Gold

Goalkeepers

Pos.

Name

Picture

Description

	GK

Captain Meido

The trusty /jp/ meido is always there to keep crossboarders and shitposters at bay, so who better than her to stop the opponents attempts on the goal?

-Original model by yas

Defenders

Pos.

Name

Picture

Description

	CB

Fumos

A brand of Touhou plushies that are popular on /jp/ due to their cuteness, their wide variety of characters and for being generally affordable.

	CB

TAKE IT EASY!

These abominations with passing resemblances to Touhou characters aren't too good at playing football on virtue of having no legs, but seem to have an uncanny ability to attract all the tackles from the opposing players, which makes them a great distraction.

	CB

Ohayou

Being the embodiment of mountain echoes, Kyouko Kasodani acts as the self-appointed Gensokyo alarm clock. Every day at 6 A.M she flies to the top of the Youkai Mountain and lets out an OHAYOU that wakes up everyone on Gensokyo. Despite earning the eternal hate of the lazier Gensokyans like this, she is very commited to this endeavor.

Midfielders

Pos.

Name

Picture

Description

	CMF

Japanese Bird

A budgie with a passion for cooking. His favorite dish to make is pasta, be it spaghetti or penne rigate. He and his other bird friends are protected /jp/ heritage.

	LMF

Sachiko

Taken from the Idolm@ster wiki: "The standard skill for most of the girls in the game is to buff her own type, or debuff an opposing type. Sachiko's first S Rare was also the first card in the game to debuff its own kind, weakening enemy Cutes so that Sachiko could be the cutest." I feel there's no better description for her.

By the way, don't mention Fatalpulse near her fans.

	AMF

Get out of /jp/

Due to her abrasiveness and bluntness, Marisa is the perfect candidate for letting people know that /jp/ is a board where bullshit is not tolerated. These qualities also make her an excellent captain for the team.

During Comiket, when the influx of Chinese visitors to /jp/ grows greatly, she sometimes gets help from Hong Meiling to remind them to get out.

-Original model by Ki

	RMF

Klown Kunny Klassic

Roriconia runs rampant on /jp/, in no small part thanks to Clownpiece. With those hips and skin tight dress, theres a reason why most /jp/sies want to fuck this one fairy.

	DMF

Flanfly

It's always 2AM somewhere.

-Original model by Suke

	CMF

(´・ω・｀)

An emoticon that became (in)famous after it was used frequently in the 2ch story of Denko, where a lonely guy tries to get a girlfriend and fails spectacularly. NOTE TO COMMENTATORS: It's pronounced shobon.

	CMF

Beato

*cackles*

	CMF

Corndog Tenshi

Corndog Tenshi hails from historic Route 66 (or at least that's where we always find her). Her love of football is only surpassed by her love of corndogs.

-Original model by alva

	LMF

wich2huwudufuq

A question that keeps every Touhou fan up at night: Which Touhou would I fuck? Do you go for the innocent lolis like Cirno, or for the experienced hags like Yukari? Vanilla lovemaking with Youmu, or the most depraved sexual acts with Sanae? Do you go for a normal human girl like Reimu or Marisa or you prefer more exotic stuff, such as Wakasagihime? Whatever your tastes are, most likely there will be a Touhou that can satisfy them.

	RMF

Akane-Chan

She's a wingmid now? Seyana.

-Original model by kur

	RMF

Cirno

Sometimes idiotic, always boastful, Cirno is a centerfielder with an ice cold touch and a red hot passion.

Attackers

Pos.

Name

Picture

Description

	CF

Billy Herrington

Popular icon of the Gachimugi series, and easily recognizable for his figure and presence. RIP Billy ;_;7

	CF

The Narrative

Hololivers are playing football now? Anyone got the narrative on this?

Former players

Position

Name

Picture

Description

	RB

Chu-Chu

Going back to smile town

	CB

Ero Ruins Eroge

Maybe, but gacha ruins everything.

	RB

Why is /jp/ so shitty?

The world may never know.

	LB

Autism

Retired, having played for /jp/ for the better part of a decade.

	GK

The YUA Line

As 2020 drew to a close without finding a new audience in the Vtuber boom, several older JP Vtubers hung up their gloves. Some (like Pinky Pop Hepburn) officially announced their retirement, others like YUA just unceremoniously disappeared. Alway rember happy day.