/vst/ Roster
Revision as of 13:17, 25 May 2021 by Los Magos del Tiempo (talk | contribs) (Low-hanging fruit portraits. Just a few placeholders remain.)
Current Roster
Sub | Starter | Silver | Gold |
Goalkeepers
Position | Name | Picture | Description | Number | ||
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>no 110% speed | ph | Just not fast enough. | 1 | ||
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Good luck! I'm behind 7000 Powerliches | The Cloak of the Undead King is fun and balanced. | 2 |
Defence
Midfield
Position | Name | Picture | Description | Number | ||
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YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS | You require more minerals. You require more Vespene gas. | 3 | |||
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El Presidente | No ball could possibly get past El Presidente's watchful eyes. Any questions? | 7 | |||
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Artificial """Intelligence""" | ph | Almost ubiquitous. The AI is for comp stomps; challenge is found against players. | 8 | ||
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KANE LIVES | The captain and Time's Man of the Year, KANE LIVES IN DEATH |
12 | |||
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MISTOPHOROI TOXOTAI KRETIKOI | The peak of modding autism. | 16 | |||
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WHEN THE WORK RESULT WAS GOOD | That'll be all your energy plus tip. The music that is played by The Silent Orchestra when it scores consists of 4 Movements. As the piece progresses, the audience listening will suffer WHITE damage. |
22 | |||
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King Gedivilas of Chadtuania | King Gedivilas takes to the divegrass pitch to find a whole new world of other people's wives to seduce. | 15 | |||
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Karl Franz | SUMMON THE ELECTOR COUNTS! | 18 | |||
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Panzerkampfwagenphilia | The eternal wehraboo. | 20 | |||
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ZERG RUSH KEKEKEKE | Whether it's the original six 'ling rush, a newfag's 12-pool or another form of all-out early aggression entirely, the violence has escalated and that's okay. | 19 | |||
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Horatio | All will be as Horatio. There is no room for the aesthetically-challenged. | 21 | |||
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Tall/Wide | ph | Two vastly different approaches, offering unparalleled midfield flexibility. | 17 |
Attack
Position | Name | Picture | Description | Number | ||
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">99% chance to hit" | ph | Surely nu-com would never lie to you about probabilities. | 10 | ||
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Nuclear Gandhi | Having reduced every other civilisation to radioactive dust, Gandhi has stepped back from national leadership to nuke the back of the net. | 11 | |||
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Wololo | WTF I love /vst/ now | 9 |
The Memorial
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