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/xs/ - Extreme Sports
Founded September 24th, 2021 Manager N/A Owner N/A IRL manager Managerless Team colors Chat color N/A N/A Ranking 56 ( 2) Highest rank N/A (N/A) Lowest rank N/A (N/A) Top scorer Pipebomb (2) Top assister Pipebomb, He Burned My Patch (1) Captain Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare Website /xs/ - Extreme Sports Nickname N/A
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 1 0 3 4 25%
GF GA GD 4 14 -10
Biggest win /xs/  3–1  /wsg/ October 30, 2021 Biggest defeat /mlp/  7–1  /xs/ November 5, 2021 First match /k/  3–0  /xs/ October 24, 2021
Elite Cup Appearances N/A (First in N/A) Best result N/A, N/A Babby Cup Appearances 1 (First in 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup) Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Superman - Goldfinger Victory Anthem Lagwagon - May 16 Goal horn Rage Against The Machine - Guerrilla Radio Alternate goal horn Dead Kennedys - Police Truck Alternate goal horn NOFX - The Separation of Church and State Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare Goalhorn The Faction - Skate & Destroy Earth Rocker Goalhorn CKY - 96 Quite Bitter Beings
Kits

Team History

A Less than Extreme Debut (Autumn 2021)

After the sudden and jarring split of /asp/ in twain, /xs/ was left in limbo. /pw/ had taken the lions share of of the former /asp/ roster, and this left /xs/ out in the cold. However, support from the patrons of the fledgling board allowed /xs/ a chance to breathe, and take part in Autumn 2021. Whilst the team was assembled at the 11th hour, this was at least a chance for them to prove they could hang.

However, the first match they ran into was the newly invigorated team that was  /k/. As the sounds of Superman rang out over the Battleship Bismarck, the newest kids on the block lined up in their black and red kits, and prepared for their introduction into the cup. Some poor attacks and lethargy that may have been attributed to nerves caused /xs/ to not have much in the way of early opportunities.  /k/ had no problems piercing /xs/'s defence however, and they were up 1-0 at the 13th minute. Some skater guy decided to try and score (who?), but he was shut down by some airshitter mad about his burnt patch drawing a foul. He Burnt My Patch then decided to take a very decent shot that ended up drawing a hand from the Murder/k/ube. A short corner was taken, and that skater man from before decided to try and land /xs/'s first goal, but it ended up colliding with the top right corner of the bar.

Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK 411 #16 (1996) 2   LB Aggressive Inline 3   CB Tendonitis 4   CB But I'm Worried About Brain Damage 5   CB RIGGED 6   RB /k/ But For Felons 7   CMF Earth Rocker 8   CMF He Burned My Patch 9   SS Esoteric Nudist Rapieriest 10   SS Pipebomb 11   CF Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare

No. Position Player 12   GK Hakuho 13   LB Is 14 Too Old To Skate? 14   LB Skate Maid 15   CB >Braille 16   CB Fuck Vail 17   CB Is ___ An Extreme Sport? 18   CB A Bicycle Worth More Than Your Car 19   RB Green Boots 20   RB Hot Sexy Girl Climbing Mountain 21   CMF McDojo 22   CMF Zorb General 23   CMF NO WRASSLIN'

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
October 24, 2021	/k/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-3 L
October 30, 2021	/wsg/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	3-1 W	Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare  43' Pipebomb  83', 90+0'
November 5, 2021	/mlp/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	1-7 L	Pipebomb  79'
November 7, 2021	/adv/	2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup	0-3 L

Rivalries

The /asp/ Derby Both /xs/ and /pw/ split from the same board, both are competing in fake meme divegrass. Naturally, everyone's wondering if little brother will ever get one up on big brother.

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Awards & Honors

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